Paddy English football fans are cunts…
There’s nothing more irritating than some Bogtrotting twat from Potatoland gobbing off and moaning throughout a football match… These wankers always talk their shite loudly, they think they have a divine right to support United because of George Best, and they never, ever shut the fuck up… Think Alf Garnett’s Mick mate, Michael, in United megastore tat and you’ll get the picture… The celebrity type are also cunts too… That twat, Eamonn Holmes milking Fergie’s recent bad health… All over the media, squawking ‘I’m praying for my pal Sir Alex, So I am’…. What a fucking media whore cunt and a ‘lifelong red’? What part of Manchester or Salford is that fat cunt from?! and Dermot O’ Leary is as bad being a plastic Gooner… Hardcore Arsenal lifers must despise this cunt… Bullshitting about Wenger, saying how he cried twice when Wenger said his farewells at the Emirates? Fuck off!
And don’t get me started on English cunts who go around wearing Barcelona or Real Madrid shirts… Those pricks are just as bad….
Nominated by, Norman
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Not sure I can get fully on board with this one. The plastics are indeed cunts but sometimes people support these big clubs because they’re what got them interested in football.
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I agree on that one, some do follow big clubs instead of their nearest or local one… But with some it’s in the blood… I was brought up in Newton Heath, my granddad was a Stretford Ender and so was my dad and then I was…. I just about remember the relegation of 1974 and I still have my dad’s Busby Babes and Munich press cuttings scrapbooks… The modern nu-footie post-premier league cunt expects to be spoonfed trophies and all that glitz bullshit… But it’s about all weathers and thick and thin, or at least it used to be… I saw some real crap under Dave Sexton, and Moyes was the most inappropriate man for the job ever (and that includes Sexton and O’ Farrell)… Cut me down the middle and it would say ‘Stretford End’ like it does in Blackpool Rock… So these never been to a game paddy cunts and daytripping gloryhunters make my piss boil….
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I love all them lot north of the border on Twatter who are saying that Kane is overrated… Last great striker they had was the great Kenny Dalglish….
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I’ve yet to meet anyone up here who says Kane is overrated.
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It’s twats on social media, usually clueless knobheads wherever they are from…. 99% of football fans on social media (regardless of club or nationality) are cunts…
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Norm – “of football fans” was superfluous.
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Wasn’t Cameron a fan of West Ham Villa or somewhere?
United are the template for plastic cunts though. Every fucking where at one time you could find United fans, The Indian part of Durban had United fan clubs for fucks sake. I once read somewhere that in the 90s the nearest United fan to Old Trafford lived in Coventry. Apart from Norman of course, who lived just north of Maine Road.
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The Blues are getting all that shit now… Suddenly there are Man City fans from China and Bogo Bogo Land and the US of A etc… And lifelong bluenoses hate it….Some actually long for being the City of old (ie: crap and in a relegation dogfight every other season)… They now nostalgically look back and say ‘It wasn’t much, but a least it was ours’…. And for once I agree with our neighbours from across the road… Give me Maine Road and the Kippax over the soulless Etihad any time…. Tiptoe through the Kippax with a pickaxe…..
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I’ve heard this from Shity fans too, Norm. I’ve also heard the argument they’ve earned the right to be winners now due to spending so long away from the top table. At the end of the day, they played some wonderful football last season BUT the whole thing is just plastic. They know it and so do the rest of us.
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No wonder they’re known as the Gorton Globetrotters….
And, as if Lineker and Phil Neville wasn’t bad enough, the BBC panel for the Senegal vs Colombia game has this stupid fucking woman who talks an immense amount of shit and doesn’t even play for a wimmins team… She’s black (naturally), so it’s obviously a case of ‘If ITV have got one, then we have to have one!’
And Gabby Logan is a fucking cunt… She’s now babbling some shite about Peaky Blinders to John Stones… Typical classic female blabbering crap….
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Oh, and the other day, Gabbing Logan was doing a report on some group match, and she stupidly and smugly mentioned the Russian Revolution…. No relelvance whatsoever to either team or the game itself… But you could tell she just had to mention it… She probably wrote it down and had it prepared, had to get it in to prove how ‘smart’ she thinks she is… She reminds of John Cleese’s Ann Elk character from Monty Python’s Flying Circus…’ This is my theory! I own it! And what it is too!’ She really is a daft chattering clueless cunt…
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You know, I’m a United fan myself and even I hate most of our fanbase. So many Africunts named Mbongo and Mtembe going on about how much they ‘love’ the club or how a certain player should be dropped or sold or whatever regardless of performance. This season it was Lukaku ffs despite him scoring over 20 fucking goals this season.
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The paddy cunts always stink the place out… Because dey’re always fartin cos dey’re on der Guinness… To be sure…
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Not a big fan of the Oirish me self, to be sure, tarp arv da marnin to ya. Loud, boorish, offensive, mostly drunk and then aggressive. Lovely. And what is it about Oirish Pubs over here in Yankland? What makes them Oirish exactly? Pubs over here are basically sports bars. That means lots of big screens showing sport plus alcohol and food. Are the Oirish known the world over for their sporting exploits? Nope. Their drink? I suppose so, but that shite Guinness is only good for making roads. But I’ll give them that one. Their food? Fuck off! They’re pubs, just pubs. Just because you have an extended happy hour on St. Patrick’s Day and have pictures of shamrocks behind the bar does not make it an Oirish Pub.
Never been to Oirlaand and never will. Place is full of drunks and terrorists. Awfully offensive generalisation I know, but dats de way dit dis. And they can’t say the number three properly. It comes out sounding like “tree”. Morons.
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During the recent Royal Ascot meeting an Irish commentator suggested the likely winner in the next race could be the filly who put in a great performance last time out at Newmarket against some quality opposition, and despite not winning, still a good effort as “the hearse finished turd”….
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Premiership football doesn’t want “Fans”,it wants “Customers” with deep pockets who are prepared to fork out eye-watering cash to pay a bunch of mercenary prima donnas who occasionally deign to put in a shift.
I’m sure that virtually every Premiership club would do away with it’s fans tomorrow if they thought that they could convert the grounds to private boxes stuffed to the gills with Chinks,Russians and Dunecoons prepared to pay plenty for the privilege.
Wouldn’t matter a fuck to most “football fans” which team they support,just as long as they can get some pathetic slice of reflected glory by claiming to follow whichever bunch of Cunts happen to be flavour of the season.
I will add that Liverpool fans are even worse than any plastic fly-by-night fan. They are whinging,scummy,thieving,hypocritical, murderous Cunts.
Fuck them.
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I hate football. However, sone of the England team… A large tub of Hagen Daz and my tounge……
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FYI….Peter Beardsley no longer plays for England….
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No Beardsley,but an equally lovely Phil’gurning’ Jones.
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Thanks Krav. That was an image I didn’t need. 😉
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I can see why people support teams from other countries. Various reasons etc, however, when these cunts have no connection to a team that irritates me. It’s one thing you get Londoners supporting city or united but for those living the other side of the world e.g. yanks, Africans and Asians it’s ridiculous. Fair enough their teams are average or shite but you should support your local or nearest teams.
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That’s all well and good Jay, but the Yanks don’t have any local football teams. So they have to adopt a real one from abroad.
They’ve been trying something out called the MLS. I think that stands for Mickey Mouse League of Shite. And they call it “saaccrrrrr” for some strange reason. It’s funny though. When two of their ‘top’ teams play each other, one player makes a 5 yard sideways pass to another player and the crowd goes wild over the thrill of the skill. Ah bless. It’s really quite sweet if you think about it.
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Fenians are cunts and the premier league is a cunt.
Think ive summed this topic nicely there
so i have
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To change the subject…..That Slime Louis on QT ……his face is familiar.He
looks like a clone of Dolly the sheep.A gobby lefty cunt….sorry for Street
Walker having to sit next to the cunt.
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