Labour Live

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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha … “Jez-fest” ha ha ha ha ha ha “Labour live” .. ha ha ha ha ha ha… “John mc-fuckin-donald” ha ha “Owen Jo-ha ha ha-Jones” ha ha ha ha….
I think I’m gonna die….
I really hope I see footage of this shit.

How they gonna get the abbopotomous on stage?…

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha………

…Labour fucking live?
How about labour fuckin dead …. I’d buy a ticket for that!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha…… what sad cunts.

Nominated by Deploy the Sausage

83 thoughts on “Labour Live”

  1. I trust everyone has bought their ticket for ‘Labour Live’? They’re now down to a tenner from 35 quid. You might think that “there’s no way I’d pay a tenner to watch those commie cunts”, and fair enough, but I have it on good authority that Dianne Abbott is going to strip off on stage and perform the Thai ‘ping pong ball trick’ using a dozen hard-boiled ostrich eggs, with Jeremy Corbyn catching them in a giant butterfly net, wiping off the gunk and offering them as first prize in the Unite union raffle later in the day.

    • Am disappointed – I thought Jezzah would lick the gunk off, and bang one out of his shrivelled todger for the benefit of Fanny like a Mineshaft, who will probably be in the front row, mouth agape, and smacking her pony…

    • Apparently they’ve sold 3000 out of 15000 tickets and are now giving them away.

      Also, Apparently, Grenfell fan and gibbering aspiring architect ‘stormzy’ asked them for a six figure fee to perform. And that’s why he’s not doing it. This is the same stormzy that the media was getting their pants wet over when he was threatening to burn down the house of our (admittedly useless) prime minister on national telly.

      Have we cunted stormzy yet?!?!

  2. I heard they lost more than a million on this nonsense. No political party in this country can afford to chuck away a million quid. I wonder which bunch of overpaid “political consultants” came up with this bright idea?
    Probably the same cunts who advised the Hunchback at the last election.
    Fuck me, these wankers are supposed to be running the fucking country and any cunt can come along and persuade them to empty out their pockets without even trying very hard.
    We’re fucked.

    • They believe their own propaganda! That everyone under 45 is gagging to see a Liebour Government, with Catweasel in No.10 abolishing poverty, racism, and bringing about world peace… and McDonalds in No.11, pissing an extra £500 billion down the libtard shitter, at zero cost to the average taxpayer, ha ha…..

  3. How ironic to see Thatchers Gold in view on the side of the plastic pint pot.

      • When living in Norfolk, used to get train over to Leicester occasionally. Went past Gaymers Cider Factory, which seemed alarmingly close to the Jeyes Fluid plant.
        And then through Thetford Forest.
        Boy, was I glad that the train was reasonably modern with no opening windows, and doors shut tight !

  4. David fucking Lammy was there. Lammy rhymes with Hammy – the bouncers were chucking them in

  5. Apparently the messiah will be giving a reading from “Love Labour’s Loss”

  6. Ok I know she is busy looking after all those refugees in her mansion, but where the fuck was Lily? Couldn’t she have knocked up a set to support the cause she loves so much?
    And what about all the other slebs who love the EU and Catweazle so much? There were so few people there it would have been easy to land all those helicopters.
    But what did you get for 35 fucking quid? Cry baby Owen fucking Jones!
    Big whoop, as our American friends say.

    • Lily is too busy plugging her new album apparently,Freddie. I was reading that she was on Loose Women the other day to promote it and managed to offend those harridans to the degree that she won’t be allowed back on the show.
      For a gobshite bitch like her to be too much for even those appalling woman,she really must be something special.

  7. Check out the state of super embarrassment Eddie Ishard at Labour live sporting a pair of false titties. Just what hard working Labour supporting workers want to see! If they’d renamed it ‘Jizzfest’ they may have got a few more through the door.

    • Izzard should fuck off to Thailand to become a ladyboy – the only work the motherfucker is capable of. Izzard can only appeal to poofties

      With him in drag no wonder Hattie Harman and Yvette Totty Cooper refused to take the nipple tassel challenge.

  8. Speaking of Izzard they should have held it in Brighton. I mean it’s not as if the poofs are going to be watching the football is it?
    Call that stereotyping if you like but if you’re going to run a fucking country you have to think about shit like that.
    Cunts.

  9. When the fragrant Ms. Abbott has finished compiling the attendance figures ,let the record show that 1.2 million people attended this landmark event .
    Good morning.

    • Ha ha ha ha ….
      How embarrassing…

      The comrade compo video is hilarious. Compo getting off the bus waving, compo waving in the street, compo sat at the table with some randoms … all to rap music.

      I’m actually embarrassed for them.

      Biggest collection of cunts outside porn hub ….

    • The top recommended video is ol’ Comrade Corbyn himself speaking at the event. Look at his little face in the thumbnail! He looks heartbroken at such a low turnout. 😂

  11. Corbyn is just cashing in on the “Labour Live” shitfest from 1997 (when we entered our 2nd Dark Age that would last for 13 years).

    Do you not remember “Labour Live” from 1997? Mind you, the “V” was silent back then!

  12. I’d like to see the Abbottopotamus attempt a crowd surf and crush a bunch of lefties.

  13. Isn’t Eddie Izzard peculiar? I mean, running all those marathons one after another was an undeniably awesome achievement and then he goes and sucks Labour cock and dresses like Carmen Miranda and you think “what a cunt”.
    Same goes for “definitely not a bender” David Walliams. Swimming the Channel? Incredible, for a non-athlete. And then you see him poncing around, making excuses to touch other men and think “what a cunt”.

  14. At least we can be sure that the food stalls had the highest standards of hygiene.
    Diane was scoffing pies, burgers and hotdogs all day long with no ill effects.
    Fat bitch.

  15. To throw a good political rally,you need massed ranks of fervent supporters, plenty of flags,a charismatic,if slightly misunderstood,leader, Hugo Boss outfits,a long-term plan to restore National pride and Leni Reifenstahl to film it.
    I’d probably take my picnic along to that.

  16. Was enjoying the epic leftwing fail in the papers yesterday.

    One thing that caught my eye was that the crowd seems to be made up of mingers and people who were repeatedly dropped on their head as a child.

    • One millennial cunt couple were asked if they felt cheated, having paid £35 each for tickets when most cunts either paid £10 or got in for free?

      “Not at all,” they replied, “we’d have happily paid more…”

      CUNTS.

  17. How long is it gonna be before people wake up to all this lefty anything goes minority dominating fucktard rhetoric that is now spewing out of these deluded cunts mouths. Yesterday the Cancer Research Group decided to remove the word ‘women’ from its literature about cervical cancer so as not to alienate trans men. Now I know it’s only a word buy WHY? Why wind up 80% of the population over a crappy politically correct triviality that will mean fuck all to anyone. Is this the future. Will we have to carry around some device that speaks for us in order nobody gets offended. If I decide I’m a hamster can I go to the council and demand a cage with a wheel in it? If this is what we’ve got to look forward to I’m fucking glad I’m in my last qtr century.

    • And their aggravating ad with the dindu kid, and medical attendant with silly nursery rhyme (“cheese on toast”)…
      Later on, said kid is seen wearing baseball cap back to front. Cuuuuunt.
      Another ten years he’ll be on the “Today’s Rapists” section.

      Every sodding time I put the box on today, just wall to wall begging for dindus.

  18. Labour Live or Labour Lives?

    If the latter than I would advise they are completely deluded.

    Labour died around 50 years ago. Since then it has been replaced by an imposter which has taken a long term journey through debilitating mental illness and has now succumbed to the final stages of dementia.

  19. How can cunts who make a loss at a fundraiser believe they can manage a national economy..
    Laughing my tits off….

  20. Completely off topic…. but Thurday was Falklands liberation day, and, along with the 255 lads who lost their lives, it barely got a mention.
    Although, a big deal was made of some buildings being bathed in green light….

    • On the subject of the Falklands I’m really enjoying watching Argentina crash and burn at the World Cup. Couldn’t even beat Iceland.

      • Argies only just qualified as well, I think they will struggle against Farmfoods in their next game too.

      • I have them down to go out of the group. Their entire tactics are basically pass to Messi and hope for the best – take him and Aguero (who was so bad yesterday I genuinely thought he had been substituted) out and they have a bang average team.

      • I fucking love it when that druggie cunt gets angry. Horrible man who probably deserves a a cunting here in his own right

  21. Even the Graun has conceded the Labour Live event was a complete fucking shambles.

    Corbyn clearly believes he is some kind of rock god hero to the adolescent masses. All I see is a bearded knob head of a socialist who looks like he has been dressed by a combine harvester. Cunt.

  22. With the exception of an EU summit, has there been a bigger gathering of cunts?

  23. Off Subject.
    A repulsive reptile by the name of Imran Khan QC has joined the list of cash-in merchants claiming ‘Institutional Racism’ at Grenfell. But this cunt has cast a slur on the firefighters claiming they did not rescue victims because they were poor and black.
    How fucking despicable can these cunts get? From his name his origins are from a country which, due to it’s piety, will be institutionally inhuman and corrupt.
    Remember the name – Imran Khan. A disgusting unprincipled chancer.

      • Would that be the gentleman who settled for a seven figure golden ” fuck off ?”

    • Khan’s just fresh from representing a failed female jihadi down at the Bailey. One is pleased to report that she got life albeit one would prefer her to have been launched off the nearest tall building…

    • I was just about to nominate this Cunt for a cunting, but had a quick run through to see if anyone gave him a mention already …
      I heard the gist of the story on LBC this morning .. the cunt had stated that .. ‘Was ‘Institutional Racism’ in action at Grenfell when the first responders arrived ?’ …
      Clever enough cunt to be ‘only asking the question’ … throw it in the mix, why not .. after all, this cunt is representing 25 of the Grenfell families.
      A caller, a serving fireman, called in … he stated that when he goes into a burning building, he’s lucky if he can see his own hand in front of his face due to the conditions .. smoke, etc. etc. How on earth is he going to be ‘selective’ on who he’s about to rescue … endangering his own life at the same time.
      How dare this Cunt play this ‘Institutional Racism’ card against the fire service …
      I hope this Cunt’s address is pinned to the wall of every fire station in the London area … and if a call comes in needing immediate assistance … let the Cunt whistle.
      Utter Twin Turbo CUNT !!!

    • Same with the soap dodging French cunts Freddie, fucking despicable diving and cheating going on yesterday

      • Yep. No way that was a penalty – I feel gutted for the Aussies. Come to think of it VAR can fuck off too. Damn thing needs to go the way of Betamax.

      • VAR if I am mistaken OpinionatedCunt can only be used if the ball is in play, if the ball goes out it can’t be looked at. If I have got that wrong I am a cunt.

      • Pretty sure that’s the case yeah. Regardless though its still a cunty system.

  25. David Um Bongo Lammy threw a massive girly strop when asked if Labour’s vile anti semitism contributed to low ticket sales. His PA tried to block the camera. Uppity twat. Back to the plantation. That cotton won’t pick itself….

    • Lock him in his hut and give him extra blues practice . . . Woke up this mornin’ . . . . . .

    • That racist comment was unworthy of you Krav. Slave cotton pickers at least contributed music to the world. For Lammy it’s back up into the trees.

  26. Fucking hell. No tree I know could take the weight! Those two could sink the titanic!

    • But dont forget to hobble Um Bongo Lammy on both legs as the first sign he can slope off from hard work and instead shout “raciss”, he will be like a rat up a drainpipe.

      I wouldn’t let him near the missus either.

  27. I’ve never thought of it before, but that film “Titanic”…
    So, OMG – shriek – waaaaaaaycist, innit ??
    Where were all the black captains of industry, industrialists, bankers, intelligentsia, philanthropists…

    Probably just a dozen somali pirates, hitching a lift on a raft, tied to the stern with a very long rope. Titanic 2 coming soon, with Diane, Oprah, David… and a lot of people with no acting ability whatsoever. A bit like Kate Winslit.

  28. Labour Live – the biggest flop since Waterworld bombed at the box office.

  30. The only ‘live’ event I’ll watch involving the Stygian filth that is Labour, is them being dragged off by their moo slime overlords to convert or die. Whilst they’re wailing and crying in abject horror, confusion and dismay, “But, but we’re you’re friends!! We were nice to you!!”. That will be the greatest ‘live’ event of this century – and it is going to happen, it’s just a matter of scheduling.

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