Dead Pool [99]

Congratulations to me again who wins his fifth deadpool in a row by picking WWE wrestler Matt Cappotelli who has died aged 38. Cappotelli was one of the most promising young wrestlers of his generation even winning WWE Tough Enough III.His career came to an end when he was diagnosed with brain cancer in 2006.He overcame the cancer but it sadly came back aggressively last June.

Anyway On to Deadpool 99:

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck

My picks (Shaun)

Kirk Douglas
Stan Lee
Glynis Johns
Denis Norden
Stefan Karl Stefansson

39 thoughts on “Dead Pool [99]

  1. Nicely finished off

    Bill Treacher
    Petula Clarke
    Ray Kennedy
    King Juan Carlos I of Spain
    Julie Goodyear

  2. Oscar Pistorius
    Dick Dale
    Former Pope Benedict
    Michael Barrymore
    Boy George

  3. Was watching Fawlty Cunts last night, and realised that most of the cast must be nearing clocking out time (Manuel is already toast, the ungrateful cunt!); so being an unimaginative lazy cunt, here are my noms

    John Cleese
    Connie Booth
    Prunella Scales
    Timothy West

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  4. Tom Daley
    Tom Daley’s husband
    Stephen Fry
    Stephen Fry’s Catamite.
    Amanda Holden

    Good Shot, Shaun.

  5. George Soros
    Steve Dikto
    Harley Race
    ‘Superstar’ Billy Graham
    Don Leo Jonathan

  6. Yeh!!! Bagpuss man is dead!!!!
    I claim a win!!!!!
    And my name isn’t Shaun 😁

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