Dead Pool [99]

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Congratulations to me again who wins his fifth deadpool in a row by picking WWE wrestler Matt Cappotelli who has died aged 38. Cappotelli was one of the most promising young wrestlers of his generation even winning WWE Tough Enough III.His career came to an end when he was diagnosed with brain cancer in 2006.He overcame the cancer but it sadly came back aggressively last June.

Anyway On to Deadpool 99:

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck

My picks (Shaun)

Kirk Douglas
Stan Lee
Glynis Johns
Denis Norden
Stefan Karl Stefansson

39 thoughts on “Dead Pool [99]”

  1. I will put up a masterlist of winner picks and players for Deadpool 100 next time round.

  2. Sheila Hancock
    Tommy Robinson
    Richard Wilson
    George Bush Senior
    Sylvester Stallone

  5. Jesus fucking Christ!………

    Vera Lynn
    Franco Zifferilli
    Clive James
    Doris Day
    Jimmy Carter

  7. Camilla Parker-Bowles
    Jilly Cooper
    Emma Thompson
    Emma Watson
    Andrea Byrne

    Frightfully sexist of me, not a bloke in sight…

  8. The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Alex Ferguson
    Neil Simon
    Diego Maradona

  10. Kanye West
    Jayden Smith
    Harrison Ford
    Harvey Price
    Zoe Ball’s latest boyfriend

    • Raul Castro
      Nobby Stiles
      Baroness Trumpington
      Arthur Scargill
      Lester Piggott

  15. Peter Furman
    Javier Perez de Cuellar
    Stirling Moss
    Prunella Scales
    John McCain

  20. Kenneth Cope
    Jackie Stallone
    Ray Reardon
    Betty Boothroyd
    Henry Kissinger

  21. Sidney Poitier
    Kenny Lynch
    Iris Apfel
    Norman Tebbit
    Pam “fucking” Ayres

  23. Well done Shaun. Please don’t nominate me or I’ll have the Grim Reaper at the foot of my bed.

  24. Dick Van Dyke
    James Earl Jones
    Val Bisoglio ( danny from Quincy)
    Bob Barker
    Freddy Foreman

  25. Shaun, are you God? Because the amount of wind you’re getting is starting to become legitimately concerning.

  26. Buzz Aldrin
    Chuck Yeager
    James Randi
    Yoko Ono
    George ‘Johnny’ Johnson (Dambuster)

  27. Ozzy Osborne
    Dennis skinner
    George Takei (sulu)
    Madeleine albright
    Barbara Windsor

  29. Jerry Lee Lewis
    Mickey Gilley
    Willie Nelson
    Clint Eastwood
    William Ramsay Clark

  30. Piss boiling hot, some cunt is practising cunt rock drumming next door and me dick ‘urts. and once again I am bastard arse end Charlie on the new pool. Again some cunt unknown to me has croaked and all me best noms have been thieived. What a fucking Sunday. Here we go again:

    Roy Hudd
    Rhonda Fleming
    Giscard D’Estaing
    Tony Bennett
    Jim Dale.

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