Dead Pool [98]

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Congratulations to Shaun who scores his 20th Deadpool hit waith the manager and father of the Jackson mustical dynasty.Joseph Jackson.He was 89 and had been suffering from pancreatic cancer dementia heart problems diabetes and even had a stroke 3 years ago due to too much viagra. Joseph Jackson was a harsh disciplinarian of his children regularly using corporal punishment when they practiced performing. This lead to his reputation as something of a pariah in the celeb world.Joe later claimed that raising 6 boys in a rough neighborhood meant he needed to be harsh on them.Michael Jackson particularly had a fractious relationship with his father although Joe was seen with him during his sex abuse court case.Jackson had 11 children including the Jackson 5 Randy Jackson Janet Jackson and LaToya Jackson.He is survived by his wife of 68 years and 9 of his 11 children.

Anyway On to Deadpool 98:

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck

My picks (Shaun)

Kirk Douglas
Stan Lee
Glynis Johns
Denis Norden
Matt Cappotelli

58 thoughts on “Dead Pool [98]”

  1. Fucking hell!

    Vera Lynn
    Clive James
    Doris Day
    Franco Zeffirelli
    Jimmy Carter

  2. Jimmy Greaves
    Sheila Hancock
    Richard Wilson
    Burt Reynolds
    Bridget Bardot

    Nice one Shaun, again..

    • I picked him as Jermaine was reported in the mail saying he was
      not doing very well.Only heard it was stage 4 pancreatic cancer the next day.

      • Certain advantage to getting in first eh?

        Bet none of you cultural phillistines had Gennady Rozhdestvensky did you?..

      • I thought of nomming a 100-year old cathedral organist, but it would be out of character for me, as my noms are really a wish-list, and he’s a decent old cove.

        And his age…a bit like shooting fish in a barrel.

    • If Lee croaks I shall be well annoyed, Shaun 😉
      Had him for ages.

      Javier Perez de Cuellar

  6. The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Alex Ferguson
    Neil Simon
    Diego Maradona.

    Incredible. You converse with the dead before they cark it!

    • Yeah they all hear I am willing and medically trained to effectively euthanize.I charge £1000 an injection.

      • I did tell Joe when he told me about his cancer that he should call the cancer Michael and then he would beat it no problem.

      • You are not related to Dr Jane Barton are you Shaun?
        Yoko Fucking Ono
        Just the one.

      • No but Jack Kervorkian was my my granddad.I had an uncle Harold too.

  7. Sidney Poitier
    Kenny Lynch
    Iris Apfel
    Norman Tebbit
    Pam “fucking” Ayres

  9. Dick van Dyke
    James Earl Jones
    Angela Lansbury
    Val Bisoglio ( Danny from Quincy)
    Bob Barker

    Coming a bit faster now ah

  11. Billy Connelly
    Willie Nelson
    Jerry Lee Lewis
    Mickey Gilley
    William Ramsay Clark

  12. Ginger Baker
    Pope Francis
    Sheldon Adelson
    Rick Wakeman
    Gerry Adams

    cuntgrats shaun

    • Adelson’s very big yacht’s in passage from Marmaris, heading W and currently S of Crete. Palestinians, please copy.

  13. Emmerson Mwangangwa
    Nancy Pelosi
    Shitlery Clinton
    Gazza
    Lord Peter Carrington

  15. Vanessa Feltz
    Ben Elton
    Alan Yentob
    David Baddiel
    Miriam Margolyes

    Good Shot, Sean.

      • Even you must admit that they’re Cunts, Krav …anyhow, I plan to do The Gays next time.

        🙂 .

      • Apart from Vanessa, yes! Now you are picking on the feygelas!

        What a mishagas.

  20. Dickie Davis
    Frank Bough
    Frank Williams
    Michael Aspel
    Bill Ward

  23. Ozzy Osborne
    Dennis skinner
    George Takei (sulu)
    Madeleine albright
    Barbara Windsor

  24. William Shatner
    Harley Race
    ‘Superstar’ Billy Graham
    Dick ‘The Destroyer’ Beyer
    George HW Bush

  25. Oscar Pistorius
    Dick Dale
    Former Pope Benedict
    Boy George
    Michael Barrymore

  27. Fuck me all me original noms filched once more. Double bastard. I bestow everlasting life upon:

    Roy Hudd
    Rhonda Fleming
    Val Kilmer
    Tony Bennett
    Fenella Fielding

  29. Sepp Blatter
    Michel Platini
    Jerome Valcke
    Jack Warner
    Geoff Hurst

    Please pick Blatter, Shaun

  30. Nice one Shaun… Joe Jackson was a complete cunt…

    Tommy Docherty
    Frank O’ Farrell
    Pete Murray
    Bernard Hepton
    Cleo Laine

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