Congratulations to Shaun who scores his 20th Deadpool hit waith the manager and father of the Jackson mustical dynasty.Joseph Jackson.He was 89 and had been suffering from pancreatic cancer dementia heart problems diabetes and even had a stroke 3 years ago due to too much viagra. Joseph Jackson was a harsh disciplinarian of his children regularly using corporal punishment when they practiced performing. This lead to his reputation as something of a pariah in the celeb world.Joe later claimed that raising 6 boys in a rough neighborhood meant he needed to be harsh on them.Michael Jackson particularly had a fractious relationship with his father although Joe was seen with him during his sex abuse court case.Jackson had 11 children including the Jackson 5 Randy Jackson Janet Jackson and LaToya Jackson.He is survived by his wife of 68 years and 9 of his 11 children.

Anyway On to Deadpool 98:

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck

My picks (Shaun)

Kirk Douglas
Stan Lee
Glynis Johns
Denis Norden
Matt Cappotelli