Dead Pool [96]

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Congratulations again to Shaun (i.e me) who has won the Deadpool again by picking the murderer web cam wanker and soapstar Leslie Grantham whoat 71 is the latest dead cunt.Grantham served 10 years in prison for shooting a taxi driver in the head but still managed to land the role of Dirty Den in Eastenders in 1985.After four years Dirty Den was killed off except he returned 14 years later with those famous lines “Hello Princess”.He was killed off again two years later after the tabloids published a story about him sucking his finger on webcam and masturbating while slagging off fellow cast members while impersonating captain hook.(Let`s hope he wanked with the right hand).He moved to Bulgaria popping up on TV screens over there but had recently filmed a movie about the Krays called Dead Man Walking which is kind of ironic.

Anyway On to Deadpool 96:

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck

My picks (Shaun)

Charles Krauthammer
Stefan Karl Stefannson
Matt Cappotelli
Begum Kulsoom Nawaz Sharif
John McCain

60 thoughts on “Dead Pool [96]”

  1. Fuck me Shaun I am feeling you somehow rig this. Or do you have a serious algorithm program hooked to cunts life machines? But good call.

    May I go with :

    George Bush Senior
    Donald Sutherland
    Charles Aznavour
    Jerry Stilller
    Robert Magabe

    • No rigging.Research yes.I read all the papers and make a mental note of names.

      • No doubt it benefits your career as an ambulance-chasing lawyer. But well done again. Now will you please deal with Tony Blair?

  2. Nice one Shaun… Maybe that murdered German cab driver is waiting for Grantham, so he can finally kick Dirty Den in the bollocks?…..

    Tommy Docherty
    Frank O’ Farrell
    Bernard Hepton
    Pete Murray
    Cleo Laine

  3. That job you were leaving Shaun, was it because they wouldn’t let you kill more people?

    Please don’t put me in the Dead Pool…

    Jackie Stallone
    Tom Selleck
    Rula Lenska
    Kenneth Cope
    Ray Reardon.

    • No but successful deadpooling may be a channel for the homicidal tendencies caused by work.

  4. Sepp Blatter
    Michel Platini
    Jack Warner
    Jerome Valcke
    Geoff Hurst

    Shaun, please nominate Sepp Blatter for the next Dead Pool.

  5. Shaun out and about with his death kit …..

    my picks are

    Dick Van Dyke
    Angela Lansbury
    James Earl Jones
    Bob Barker
    Val Bisoglio (Danny from Quincy)

    • I was surprised to find out yesterday that Kissinger is still alive. Thought he died years ago.

  8. Jimmy Carter
    Kirk Douglas
    Olivia de Havilland
    Javier Perez de Cuellar
    Lord Carrington

  11. Ozzy Osborne
    Dennis skinner
    George Takei (sulu)
    Madeleine albright
    Barbara Windsor

  13. Oscar Pistorius
    Dick Dale
    Michael Barrymore
    Boy George
    Former Pope Benedict

  14. Willie Nelson
    Jerry Lee Lewis
    Billy Connelly
    Mickey Gilley
    William Ramsay Clark

  17. Fuck me, my entry has disappeared, just fucked off.

    Doris Day
    Franco Zeferreli
    Mel Brooks
    Bert Bacharach
    Bernard Cribbins

  18. Sidney Poitier
    Kenny Lynch
    Iris Apfel
    Norman Tebbit
    Pam “fucking” Ayres

  20. Prince Phillip
    Hillary Clinton
    Nancy Pelosi
    Diane Abbott
    Emmerson Mwangangwa

  21. Frank Windsor
    Olivia Newton John
    Jan Michael Vincent
    Dennis Nordern
    Leslie Phillips

  22. The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Alex Ferguson
    Neil Simon
    Nile Rodgers

    • Bastard me noms took hours to post while all the time me best noms were being filched. Now left with me second eleven. Cunts.

  25. David Van Day
    Murray Walker
    Gordon Banks
    Paul Gascoigne
    Clive James

  26. Nelly Furtado
    Shania Twain
    Suzannah Hoffs
    Belinda Carlisle
    Grace Slick

    Good Shot,Shawn.

  27. Michael Aspel
    Martin Peters
    Dickie Davis
    Little Richard
    Frank Williams ( vicar in Dads Army)

  28. Raul Castro
    Baroness Trumpington
    George Bush Snr
    Nobby Stiles
    Jimmy Greaves

  29. I think I’ll jump back in on this one after two of my previous noms have carked it during my absence.

    William Coors
    George P Shultz
    Walid Jumblatt
    Winnie Mandela
    James Cromwell (actor)

  30. Buzz Aldrin
    Chuck Yeager
    James Randi
    Yoko Ono
    George ‘Johnny’ Johnson (Dambuster)

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