TV Ad’s

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A cunting for the wankfaced, greedy, shit-for-brained TV execs who top and tail every segment of primetime TV shows with “Proudly Sponsored By”.

It’s bad enough that we have to watch the shite that passes for REAL adverts these days but 2 x 15 second slots during EVERY commercial break in the programme are taken up with these inane “mini ads”. What next? ” ‘Proudly sponsored by [Cunt A]’ is proudly sponsored by [Cunt B]”?

The only one I’d like to see would be “Ant & Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway. Proudly sponsored by DrinkAware”

Nominated by Thirkleby Spunktrumpet

 

61 thoughts on “TV Ad’s”

  1. Except for sport, rarely watch anything live so can ff these cunts with their ‘modern’ families of tinted kids at meal time or chav bingo, spunking away their benefit money. Anything like X-Factor or BGT should be sponsored by the Samaritans or Dignitas.

    • What fucking gets me is the regulator… increased the minutes per hour they were allowed slowly but surely
      9mins to 12 to 15 to 18 now. So most hour shows are about 40mins with 2mins sponsorship and 18mins adverts…cunts

      What next 21 to 25? An hour long show would need to be shown over 2 fucking night’s you cunts

      Constant stream of shit you don’t need or want lasered into your eyeballs CUUUUNTS

      • Remember some years ago watching TV when in the USA, and thinking how awful certain aspects of it were.

        The Simpson’s (for example ) in the UK used to be first half followed by advert followed by second half. In the states the same programme was opening introduction followed by advert, followed by about a third, advert, second third, advert then final third. That is slowly creeping in here on the U.K.

        Also the sponsorship of programmes which seem to be at the start and end of each advert.

        Very much getting to the point where TV is just not enjoyable anymore which in itself is not a bad thing, views will just get fed up and find something more constructive to do.

      • True Stroker
        I was in USA and a show cut to the Ad break, then when it came back on it was the shows credits !!!

        bastards kept you watching just to watch the end credits roll !!

        Dirty evil Cunts

  2. Well the joke is on them as most people already choose or gravitate towards brands from an early age and we are so bombarded by adverts now that we will simply zone out or ignore them.

  4. A good deal of my tv watching is recorded programmes even if sometimes I watch them half an hour after they’ve been shown, that gives me the opportunity to fast forward through the ads. Why would I be interested in some twat who needs a lawyer for the injury he got claiming back his PPI.

      • Rod Hull fell off his bungalow roof trying to get better tv reception for a Manchester United football game…Deserves everything he got.

    • A Romanian driving speeding whilst high on drugs and whilst disqualified?

      Surely not Mr Fiddler, Romanians are well known for their laws abiding tendencies.

      Strangely our local rag NEVER mentions their nationality when a crime is committed, just that they come from Ipswich. No, they commit crimes in Ipswich, they came from Romania.

      Fucking dross who do not belong here.

      • A famous picture of Rod standing next to the late pantomime Princess Margaret…

        The captions ?

        “A man who likes to get his hand up a raddled old bird.”

  6. Thank fuck for Sky’s pause button and the ability to record shows and skip the dreaded and depressing adverts. The downside to this is having to pay an arm and a leg each month to sit on the couch like a lazy slob staring at a rectangular screen. It’s either that or sit in the corner and stare at the wall. The ads are a mixture of people dying and other people also dying. They’re dying in hospitals, in Africa and others are planning for their funerals just counting down the hours on the death clock. Other ads include pushy women nagging their husbands to get life insurance old bollocks. Once the insurance is running, they will bludgeon their unsuspecting husbands to death with a croquet mallet or a fucking toaster. It will all look like an accident. What isn’t an accident, however, is the multicultural and diversity bullshit we have to suffer through. These bloody adverts with their multi-racial families. Happy as Larry skipping through the daisy fields. Fuckers.

    • The wife just cancelled our sky subscription because we weren’t watching it any more.

      £120 a month saved for what was essentially bullshit adverts and endless repeats of shit that we had already seen years ago.

      It won’t be missed.

      • Two sky boxes with all channels except sports, plus internet.

        For once I actually agree with my ‘Bag for life’. £120 month for something that we don’t use is madness.

        She only watches Amazon and Netfix and I am usually not paying any attention to either of them.

      • I could do a full spread cunting of Sky if I could be arsed. Cunts.

  7. Also, how could I forget the LGBTXYZ freak show, fat acceptance and feminist undertones in various ads. Some are plain as day while others aren’t so obvious. You’ll spot them eventually through. You’ll know something is off.

    • Exactly so. Sometimes I look at the TV listings to see if there’s anything which actually might be worth buying a box to watch. There isn’t. Bin the box. Orwell would say the same.

    • I’d do the mute blonde in the maltesers ad (hearing aid and Theo’s dog)…

      But JC, I hate those fackin prissy bints in the Boots specs ad…

      “I look, so, like, you know…hello?”
      She just needs a tough plastic bag and a hoover drive belt.

  8. TV advertising for “Charidees” amounted to £458 million last year ( Source Civil Society UK )

    It is growing by 20% each year……

    So…if giving just £2 saves little Alewolwe ……..the amount expended on TV advertising would save 229 MILLION people! …

  9. Those fuckin oh sooooooo trendy car ads with their oh sooooooo trendy songs where everyone is ‘ living the dream’ are soooooo fuckin annoying. Get this car and become part of the beautiful people. Yeh yeh ok. Regarding that story in the Mail about the Romanian, no doubt mr O’ Shithead will label that as ‘stirring up racial hatred’ the fuckin predictable twat.( won’t say cunt as I hate that word, which is a bit odd being here I fully realise lol)

  10. I’ve been watching less and less telly and more of the old black and white films on youtube. I used to enjoy them,but have recently noticed that a hell of a lot of them seem to contain “confirmed bachelor” types who invariably are teachers or tutors and seem obsessed with corporal punishment for young boys……..Wackford (S)queers is an obvious nod to their true predilections.
    It’s comforting to know that even Dickens was on to these deviants and wasn’t afraid to expose their degeneracy. However, I’ve noticed that some of these “dedicated” schoolmasters have been portrayed in a benevolent light in some of the older films. It just shows that the disease has deep roots and eradicating it will not be an easy task. The Gays have obviously been plotting and planning their bumfoolery for even longer than I suspected. We should go back to the start of films and delete and destroy any which don’t show The Gays in their true light. Any that show them in their true,unmasked state,such as The ToothFairy in Red Dragon will be preserved.

    Dick the last bit was edited out and you know why, read the rules

    Fuck them.

      • We could have a new site with Dick’s outcuts. Perhaps Graham Norton could introduce them

    • Yes indeed, Mr Fiddler…those old black & white movies are wonderful, aren’t they? It’s a little-known fact that as far back as 1940, Hollywood was producing “Director’s cut” versions of their most popular movies. On Youtube, there is a Director’s cut of The Maltese Falcon, which culminates with Humphrey Bogart finding a lubed-up bejewelled statuette deep inside Sydney Greenstreet’s bumhole.

      • You mean that The Gayness can be traced back as far as the 40s? This is a bit of a bumshell,I must say. I thought that I’d narrowed the “Ground Zero” for the outbreak down to the Huckleberry Finn film in the 60s…a quite blatant show of a coloured gentleman eloping with a younger uncoloured gentleman….Up the Mississippi,indeed….Vulgar display of obvious poofery if ever I saw one.
        I think that I shall try and discover who the Minister for Culture is,and bombard him/her/it with demands that all filums showing anything that I may construe as “dubious” are removed from public access.

      • Almost as insidious as the insertion of benderism into almost every Hollywood fillum is the cameo roles that disgraced celebrities are allowed to undertake to get the general public back “on side”. Who can forget Michael Barrymore’s uncredited cameo in the 5th ‘Dirty Harry’ movie “The Dead Pool”?

      • Indeed,or the heavily disguised appearance of a certain Paul Gadd as some kind of a truant officer in Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang.

        Shameless.

      • You may well be right. I’ve long suspected that God-botherers may be responsible for The Outbreak…would explain Jesus not being the “marrying kind.”
        Excellent point,Mr. Cuntflap;. I shall have to start investigating and exposing,at every opportunity,religion’s close ties to The Outbreak of The Gayness.

      • London Zoo (in)famously had gay penguins.
        On the theme of ads, P-p-p-pick up a penguin springs to mind.

        Am sure the British Gas penguins are deviants. They dress like snoflakes, anyway.

      • “Spiritual Conference for Radical Fairies”

        ….I am absolutely dumbfounded… Never mind a safe place for Snowflakes. I need a safe place to recover from the idea of “radical fairies” gathering to talk religion….

      • @HBH…Gay penguins at London Zoo? The “London” bit explains everything. A den of iniquity. The penguins are copying the behaviour of the visitors,in much the same way as the gorilla that went mental is copying his mirror-image visitors.

  11. At least on the radio they can’t project multicultural multiracial happy dappy family togetherness normalization into your noggin. Though on the other hand..

    Can you think of a reason why you shouldn’t apply for an ocean credit card? .. There’s just one reason why you shouldn’t [because you’re a bunch of thieving usury cunts who make money by doing absolutely no real work]

  12. “A bunch of thieving usury cunts who make money by doing absolutely no real work”

    Apart from the usury reference describes our cuntish politicians down to a tee.

  13. I did think of applying for an Ocean credit card so I can invest in some wines for my extensive wine cellar.

  14. Sky sports is absolute shite isn’t it? I haven’t actually got it but I sometimes buy a NOW tv weekly pass to watch major golf events. 90% of the time there is no live sport on so what do they do? They pad it out with absolute dross. ‘ How the 1994 Premier League unfolded’ anyone? ‘In depth review of the 1992 Ashes series’ ?would be interesting to know the viewing figures for this monumental crap. Bet it’s in the low 1000s.

    • Sky Sports have actually lost a lot of sport, they’ve lost all of the Champions League games and some Premier League games to BT, Speedway has gone to BT, Sky have lost the rights to La Liga recently too. So that’s why there’s so much filler these days.

      I personally think they overpaid big time for F1 because since they won the rights to show that they’ve lost quite a bit of stuff they had a monopoly on.

  15. BBC are showing some sort of advert before the 6 oclock news. A collection of right-on weirdo couples including a vicar with suspicious ginger hair. Are gingers now recognised as an oppressed minority, or are they an alternative sex? Hard to keep up.

    • You’re not alone Cuntstable. I find it hard to keep it up these days too.

  16. Not that I would condone this kind of activity, but if you have an android mobile and a smart TV…

    https://www.livenettv.to/

    Every channel you could ever want for free.

    Doesn’t work on Apple devices, all they get are Parking stanley channels. Don’t ask me why, because I don’t give a fuck.

  17. Could you imagine tv without ads?! These mentally retarded cable companies keep asking outloud why are so many leaving cable television for internet or other alternatives.

    Well it sure has something to do with these utter shite annoying tv ads that are filled to the brim the shows I’m trying to fucking watch!! Fucking Cunts…

    • The advertisers pay the tv providers to show adverts and we have to pay the cunts to watch the shit.

      • Absolutely its a cunt system of doing things, nothing good is on the tube anymore anyway and my favorite shows are already on dvd or vhs.

        So bugger to these bastards or fuck them as someone here likes to say…

  18. I love the way old silly bollocks congratulates Juicy June on getting a policy, like it is a major achievement, for fecks sake your guaranteed acceptance!!

  19. The Ads that play before a video on most of the porn tube sites piss me off a lot more

  20. How comes the Special K ads are so female centric, as a man i am very uncomfortable with them and find them inappropriate and demeaning to me as a modern man, oops person.

    • We here like to say peoplekind saying mankind or man is inclusionist and not so progressive
      okie dokie biggot?!

  22. I hate ads like the best of them and record to fast forward wherever possible but ignoring the actual advertisers (who most have provided a reason for our boiling bile), the commercials industry employ a lot of people from the key grip to the supermodel chiselled car driver to the ginger vicar and the people that write the actual awfully predictable sales pitches in the first place. Ignoring it’s actually an industry bubble of cuntitude, it keeps people paying for themselves instead of entirely on the taxpayer. Just interjecting an angle that might be overlooked. I realise that finding anything good to say about commercials makes me a total cunt but look how happy they all are – that makes me a savvy cunt.

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