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I should like to cunt both new home builders and the utter fuckwits who buy their shitty products.

Due to importing enormous amounts of third-world dross and assorted Eurotrash, Britiain is, supposedly, in a ‘housing crisis’. Funny that; when I’m out walking my dog, I see a great many houses that are clearly unnoccupied but the short-sighted governments (of either stripe) have stipulated that hundreds of thousands of these ghastly hovels have been to be thrown up in quadruple-quick time.
Most cunters here have, no doubt, been in one of these poor-constructed abortions. Yet who here would be dim enough to buy a brand new one?
You’ve more rights as a consumer buying a tin of tuna.
We all know the problems with these wank-boxes; twenty houses squeezed onto square footage fit only for six, thin walls, tiny rooms, gaps around windows, inadequate drainage; this list is practically endless.
Everyone with a half a brain knows this and yet these spastics still drop £400k on one of these gerbil cages and moan like fuck when they get ripped off.
Looking on Rightmove, a search of any given area will yield plenty of half-decent houses within a comparable price bracket, so why do these people do it?
Are they the sort of mongs who like to be seen to have an 18-plate lower-end Mercedes on the drive that they don’t own (£5k down and £400 a month with no ownership option) just to impress their wanker neighbours? I rather suspect so.
I’d *like* to say a big “fuck them” (house builders and their twattish customers alike), but Dick Fiddler has the copyright on that expression and this Cunt Engine wouldn’t want to face his ire for plagiarism!

Nominated by (someone who I forgot but you know who you are)

41 thoughts on “New Build”

  1. These rabbit hutch identikit crap heaps marketed as ‘family homes’ for the thick end of half a million in some cases are as the post says benefit profiteering greedy builders but no not a housing crisis, an immigration crisis. Only Roma Eurotrash living 20 to a house would think they are spacious considering the hovels they have came from.

  2. Countryfile is a cunt. Talking about LG BT farmworkers. This comes after the piece they did on how much the parking stanley community support the sheep farming industry. A none stop PC wankathon, fuck off. I want to see stuff like what’s being done about the decline of the Peewit.
    Good morning.

    • Cheers Jack – You’re correct – CuntReviled is indeed a cunt !

      • 10 hours later and yet still “comment is awaiting moderation” ?? I love IsAC and fully appreciate all the moderators do, but for Fuck’s Sake – every single remark I have ever made, including accepted topics has gone into moderation – absolutely ALL of them… yet other Cunters can banter back and forth, insult each other and use words I’ve been extremely careful not to ?

        Admin edit. Cunt Reviled. The system sometimes flags people and sends their comments to moderation for reasons even we don’t understand. Apologies for the delays in approval.

      • Thanks Admin – It is most likely Sod’s Law – I have that sort of “luck”. I hear “Oh we’ve never had that happen before” from numerous shop assistants / after-sales care lines. Doesn’t stop me though ! Cheers chaps !

    • There should also be a farticle on the population explosion of the Greater Fuckwit !!

  3. A new build near us was built quicker than the quickest thing that’s every happened in the realm of quickness.
    Nice weather we’re having.

  4. Fucking right!

    The best thing of all about it, by far, is the moral hypocrisy.

    Middle class would be dynasty builders always moan and blame every other fucker because their precious spoiled shitty children can’t get ‘on the ladder’. Everyone is to blame, evil bankers, tories, everyone except immigrants of course.

    But the main reason prices are so high are 2 things: immigrants and the desperation for middle class people to get their kids ‘on the ladder’.

    This is why people buy these wankstain new builds. Mostly (of course not all) the parents of middle class kids decide that enough is enough once their kids stop sleeping around and find some other moron brain dead enough to endure them for more than a few days, and insist that instead of bailing them out of debt again they give them 50 grand or so of their baby boomer loot to get ‘on the ladder’. Their fuckwit kids then sleepwalk into one of the new build shithouses pop out a couple of even more spoiled little shits and the cycle goes on.

    But of course, the cost of it is everyone elses fault, not the desperate zombie like need to try to build a pathetic middle class dynasty, or those precious migrants that help keep the office jobs where nobody has any responsibility and everyone calls in sick at least once a month going.

    No, it’s everyone elses fault. Now the cunt are going for a bike ride. Get out of the fucking way!

  5. My parents bought a new build late 70’s and, to be fair, it wasn’t too bad. It was small but at least it had double brick walls. We sold that after 8 years and bought a 30’s semi which was much bigger, in a nicer area, really solid, biggish garden and cost a lot less than the one we’d just sold. Not long after this, in the late 80’s I think, they demolished the speedway stadium round the corner and started putting up new builds. I went to have a look, they were sold as 4 bedroom semi/detached and they were tiny and rubbish. The brickwork was a skin over structural wooden frames and they fit 4 bedrooms into a space which was much less than the 3 bed semi we’d just bought. There were no gardens to speak of, just a patch of grass at the back and the front was paved over as a car standing space. Some of the houses did have garages but they’d only take a Smart car, anything bigger you’d never get out of the fucking thing once you’d parked it. I had our house valued at the time at just over £75k and these rabbit hutches were going for upwards of £150k. Only idiots would buy these, luckily this country has these in spades, ironically that’s what most of the buyers were too.

  6. I had a talk with an old tabby who was “chair” of local Labour party and she was wittering on about how she couldn’t get her own house she informed me that WHEN Jeremy is in power he would sort out housing “CRISIS ” in the next breath she started extolling the 100% benifits of opening the UK to all comers! I kid you not, how fecking dumb are these left-wing pratts , she then said i was to nice to be right wing, so by that she infers you are a nasty cunt if your a patriotic sort.

    • It is absolutely mind boggling CD ! The Law of supply and demand.
      Only a complete fucking moron can’t see that!

  7. The cramming of plots into the site is a result of planning policy rather than the housebuilders own ideas – planners are the real cunts.

    Mind you, the likes of Persimmon and others are properly incompetent cunts anyway.

  8. East African maybe Nigerian, aspiring engineering student, talented footballer and musician from a single parent family who was just in the wrong place at the wrong time.

  9. Nothing to do with this thread but it is the Cunt Bliar’s birthday today. Why his parents could not do the world a favour and have strangled him at birth is a mystery. I hope he has a really shitty day.

    • I always hated the double-barreled question of killing baby hitler but with baby blair I dare say its tempting…

  10. Off topic…

    What a singular bunch of cunts on Marr Show this morning… Brandon Lewis, drivelling idiot. And John McDungell must be psychotic if he believes EU will agree Labour a special deal with exemptions if they stay in the Customs Union & Single Market, ha ha!

    McDungell is psychotic, but his rhetoric is designed to bamboozle concerned electorate, not serious about EU negotiations.

    Then we have David Dork waffling on and on and on pretending everything will be hunky dory in the end if the Government just does fuck all and rolls over in front of EU demands and does Sinn Fein’s bidding re NI border… or there’ll be ‘troubles’ ahead… Cunts, Cunts, CUNTS.

  12. Why do cunts (and especially celebricunts) think that a ‘tribute’ on social media is acceptable when someone is ill or has/is about to pass away? We now all know that Fergie is in a bad way in hospital… And ,yes, as a Manc and a red for over 40 years I do feel some sadness (at this moment I prefer to remember what the used to be and what he achieved… Rather than what he became post-Glazer)… But cunts like Lineker (the two faced twat), Cuntiano Ronaldo, and that little turncoat Beckham (what a fucking surprise!) are giving it all the gushing bollocks on Twatter with their ‘Get well soon, Boss’ clickbait…. These cunts have the money, so if the old boy means that much to them they should get off their arses and go and see him… Bobby and King Denis went to see the dying Bestie, but I wonder how many of these social media era ‘superstars’ will get of their backsides for their ‘beloved’ Sir Alex? Not many, I’ll wager… Instead of actually doing things the right and proper way: a visit, a card, some fruit (flowers for a female patient) etc, these cunts think they’ve done their bit and show they ‘care’ if they put a bit of bullshit on a site that’s notorious for its narcissists and cunts? Bollocks to the lot of them….

    • Do you think they might be ‘virtue signalling’ Norm? Nah, they couldn’t be… wot a cynical cunt I’ve become.

    • Totally agree Norman, those celebrity Cunts just can’t help themselves!! They must have half an eye on the breaking news day and fuckin night, fingers poised ready to post “ thinking of you, our hearts go out to” bleating virtuos shite 24/7 !! Utter Cunts……….

  13. I think most of the quality builders will be busy for the next few years, helping themselves to the £3.5 billion (plus the inevitable overspend) for the “renovation” of the Palace of Westminster.
    No corners cut there I suspect…..no expense spared for our lords and masters and their rich mates.

    • I think the MP’s will have to decide which Company to buy shares in before they give them the contract to build. Just sayin of course….nothing implied……

  14. I have worked for a very large housebuilder and can confirm that they are indeed selling vastly overpriced shit to complete morons.

    Tiny rabbit hutch flats for £500k. Throw in air con, underfloor heating, a bit of marble in the kitchen and bathcupboard, a couple of name brand appliances and call it £800k.

    Useless floppy haired cunts with rich parents are lining up for this shit because of the postcode. Likewise the peacefuls and Chinks in the middle and far east, where they have a smarmy, weasel-faced salescunt in all major cities. The Johnny foreigner types can’t wait to part with millions for what they will use as a storage cupboard for Harrods bags for a couple of weeks a year and they are the whiniest, dirtiest, thickest, two-faced lying cunts you will ever come across.

    Would I buy one? No. Definitely not.

  15. My brand new £700,000 house stinks! Homeowner fed up with the smell of SEWAGE in the garden of his Surrey home thanks to the 11 drain holes takes drastic action to shame the developer

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5637827/Surrey-homeowners-furious-developers-Linden-Homes-700-000-house-smells-poo.html#ixzz5EikO8Ect

    …………………………

    Just look at the photo of them and tell me that they don’t look as if they deserve every turd that pops up in their garden. They look truly appalling and if it wasn’t so far away I’d be tempted to go and shit on their barbeque myself. Someone’s probably deliberately blocked the drains in the hope of flooding the Cunts out,and I,for one,wouldn’t blame them.

    • It’s not like you to be uncharitable Dick, but you may be jumping to conclusions. There is a small chance they are not a bunch of cunts. Though probably not.

    • To be fair anything that stops cunts having barbecues is ok by me. Barbecues need a damn good cunting but I can’t be arsed at the moment. No doubt the first one of the summer will get the steam coming out of my ears and ready to boil over.

    • They must be mad paying £700,000 for such a dreadful house.

      Surely they had some idea of what they were buying beforehand?

      Stupid twats.

  16. Some bigwig cunt somewhere has decided that the area where I live, needs more housing.
    The cunt has obviously never looked in the estate agents window….
    There is endless choice right through the price spectrum….

    • Immigrants don’t have to bother with Estate Agents but you might have to soon.
      You can run but you can’t hide.

  17. Contrary what those cunts in parliament, and their followers say, we do not have a housing crisis. What we have, is a population crisis. We have too many people living here, and not enough decent homes to fill demand. The answer is simple, kick everyone who has no legitimate, legal right to be. They won’t do that though, because of they’re terrified of being labelled racist. I have no such fear. I’m not racist, I just put the interests of the British people before the interests of others, as the fucking government should be doing. It is in no way racist to remove those who have no right to be here. So I suggest Theresa the Appeaser install me as Home Secretary, and first thing Tuesday, I will start removing every last illegal in the UK, and anyone found to be assisting them. And if left wing cunts like Yvette Cooper and Lilly Mong object, I’ll fucking kick them out too.

    • Your immigrants a should do what our immigrants do here in the states. Live 17 to an apartment. Voila. Problem solved.

    • Actually, upon further consideration QDM is partially right. The illegals should be kicked out. But QDM should not be Home Secretary.

      He should be declared Protector of the New Commonwealth.

  18. You racist fucks. It’s aspiring rapper or aspiring footballist. Single parent family with 2 to 8 kids from a communist style shit block of flats. Of course they’re gonna be the best new thing. And of course we’ve heard nothing from sad dick can’t. Nothing new there then

    • All part and parcel….. Of living in a big city, According the odious dwarf gnome Sadick Kunt Mayor of Londistan.

  19. More and more of these shite houses seem to be appearing in my area every fucking day. Some fuckwit has decided to build some of them on the old quarry pits where the ground is softer than Walter from the Beano. In a few years time these shit heaps will be leaning to one side like a crap version of the Leaning Tower of Pisa. The ‘help to buy’ scheme means more scummy families will be making their way into the area and the traffic is an absolute bloody nightmare.

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