Abba are cunts…
Not for their original output… They were of their time and could knock out a tune, but the tasteless shite that has surrounded them puts them in cunt territory… There’s the dreadfully sad tribute bands like Bjorn Again, and the modern ‘fans’ are always cunts: who are either screaming benders, stupid wimmin, or student cunts who view the group as either ‘kitsch’ ‘a guilty pleasure’ or ‘retro old school cool’…
Then, of course, there is the steaming turd that is the Mamma Mia musical…. And now Concorde Conk Streep and the rest are going to torture the world with a sequel… And there’s the media wetting themselves and jerking off because Abba are putting out some new songs…. Abba were of their time, but the media cunts will big up this new stuff when they know there’s every chance it might be crap… Still new Abba songs are still more than those lazy cunts, The Stone Roses. could be arsed to manage…
Nominated by Norman
I liked ABBA in the 70s and 80s because their records were always great for dancing to at parties and I got loads of shags I probably didn’t deserve. I would definitely have shagged Agnetha Fältskog and Anni-Frid Lyngstad though, but neither of the other two, especially the one who looks like a garden gnome. Anything to say on that matter, Kravdarth? As for Mamma Mia, the film was the worst piece of casting in cinematic history. Meryl Fucking Streep and Pierce Cunting Brosnan?? In every film, she spends ages twisting her face, looking slightly upwards, trying to remember her lines and people think she’s a great actress (NOT actor, actors are men – PC cunts). BOA (textspeak for bunch of arseholes). BOC too (No, not the British Oxygen Co.).
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Blue Oyster Cunt?
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I think tribute bands need a good cunting as well some half baked cunt who think it’s good to dress and try and play like his heros the twats even charge you for the shitfest with a shite light show etc
Saw a led zeppelin one last year absolute shit and charge me £10 for the privilege of seeing and hearing them murder songs saw the proper zeppelin with John bonham and they only charged a £1 to see them
And don’t go and see the Australian pink floyd a bunch of abbos and convicts stealing a living,if yer any good write your own songs yer cunts
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Never liked them but would have happily banged either of the girls.
Tainted by association with A. the 1970s and B. Eurovision, both best forgotten…
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The 70s were ace…. Doc’s Red Army, Pink Floyd in their prime, Steptoe & Son, Tom Baker as Doctor Who, Slade, Rising Damp, Proper pubs with proper beer and smoking, Chris Evert, The Sweeney, Piccadilly Radio, Stan Hilda and Eddie, and no fucking peaceful infestation, no social media, no Sky cunting Sports, and no bastard snowflakes and Me Too Femstapo cunts…
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I can just imagine Stephen Fry and Peter Mandelson having a *best of Abba* LP (no CD please this bunch of twats is far too *iconic* for that) right next to their *Best of Julie Garland* LP
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Lady Mandelscum would have a Motley Curu Greatest Hits along with the rest of the New Labour bellends.
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Crue , oh its been a long day.
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Comedy classic of the 90’s……that New Labour conference where the God Tony sweeps into the hall to the tune of “things can only get better”.
At the front were the shadow cabinet, two-jags to the fore, swaying their hips and nodding their heads.
As the German in Fawlty Towers said….”how did they ever win”?
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That was the day after the first Blair win in May 1997 Peter Mangledbum really was queen of the May that year.
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Back in the day I was the cigar expert in a tobacco shop. We had theses old bitty cashiers who played ABBA’s “Greatest Hits” (an oxymoron if there ever was one) over and over and over and fucking OVER again.
I don’t care how fuckable the ladies of ABBA were, my fantasies were of the homicidal variety.
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You survived Alberta then General or are cunting upside down in a tree next state over?
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Jesus H.Christ Himself! It was like a fucking monsoon! We had a little wind but we had rains of Biblical Proportions. In fact it was so bad I built an Ark…
“…and the Cunters went in 2 by 2 whilst the cunted were washed away by the cleansing torrent of flooding waters.”
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It is our dreams that keep us alive.
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In fact LL…to answer your original question…I posting from said Ark somewhere in the Gulf of Mexico.
And I have no room for the greasy bastards swimming out to board my Ark under the guise of seeking asylum.
Fucking bean bending, taco eating Cunts!
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If you’re done with that ark and looking to sell it on, I Noah guy who’ll have it….
sorry….
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“…and the Cunters went in 2 by 2″
Who would you like to be paired off with General?
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Don’t we have some female Cunters?
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We do. Off the top of my head I could name at least two. have you not sniffed them out General?
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Hey, I’m not a total woman yet, RTC. I’m only half way through the hormone treatment. Once complete though, my meat and two veg will be transformed into an entirely unconvincing pussy. The lads at work love my tits. They set my moustache off just right.
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You guys are probably too recent on ISAC to remember Kath Gillon but she provided some ace posts.
Sorely missed….
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I remember her JR…wasn’t her ID always the first to get taken over by that weirdo troll cunt?
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That’s her…
Troll was \ is a cunt….
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Another person I used to like was ANDZ…his splendidly poor spelling and grammar was very entertaining!
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No offence Thomas, but people like you truly disgust me. 😂
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Hey, that’s trans-ist. I shall be reporting you to Admin, RTC. I’ll have you know that I’m every bit a woman, just like my idol Bruce Jenner. You’ll change your tune when I post a post-op pic of my beautiful designer vagina which definitely *won’t* look like a leaking bag of chopped offal topped with an osprey’s nest for a minge. Yummy! I wonder how soon I’ll get my first period?
Admin edit. Thomas the Cunt Engine. We’ll get right on that complaint you filed. Please watch your e-mail for a resolution response and a new name change. From now on your posts will read Thomasina the Trans Cunt Engine. Hugs and kisses. The Admin team.
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Hey Tommy boy! (for the time being anyway) When they cut your balls off you should donate them to the PM. She appears to be in desperate need of a pair.
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Fucking right. She ought to go but who would replace her? I’d not be in the least bit surprised if that peaceful cunt, a certain business secretary was the first muzzie filth prime minister within 2 years…
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I did you a nice reply Freddie…got lost in moderation! Must’ve used an especially bad/banned word…
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No hugs and kisses are allowed, Admin, in light of the current political/harrassment climate
#metoo (now that I’m a woman).
Admin edit. Thomasina the Post Op Trans Cunt Engine. You are assuming we identify as male. Judgmental cunt.
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@TtCE
Not soon enough to suit me!
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@Thomasina the Post Op Trans Cunt Engine
May I be the first (apart from Admin) to congratulate you on achieving your post-op trans status. I want you to know I’m behind you all the way and admire trans people very, very, very much… they’re very very very beautiful people… in fact some of my closest friends are trans – Monroe Bergdorf, Dawn Buttlard, Eddie the Eagle, Amber Rudd, you name it.
Am sure you will be more than happy partnering the General, 2 by 2 upon his Ark…
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PS: I won’t hear a word said against trans people.
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@Ruff
If Tommy the Tranny is going to partner with me on the Ark…post op or not…that mustache has got to go!
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@JRC
That was bad! But go ahead…Ham it up…
🤔 😉. 😂
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Kath was a good egg… Mummy Bear from a few years back was OK too…
And what the fuck has happened to the birdman?!
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Either…Stacey Solomon has him chained to a bed and is currently fucking him to death…
Or…he’s had his collar felt by the Spanish drugs squad….
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Let’s have a laugh with an ABBA parody from the the good old US of A.
First some background:
Some of you may know Rush Limbaugh. He is a conservative radio talk show host here in the states. I never found him to be the brilliant political philosophers others did. In fact I always felt he was simply right more often than he was wrong. But I frequently listened to him because his commentary was hilarious and his parodies were absolutely brilliant.
Barney Frank was an openly gay Democratic Congressman from The Peoples Republic of Taxachusetts. He transcended cunt and moved into something beyond metaphysical cuntitude that mankind cannot define with mere words.
During his tenure in Congress he served as a member of the House Banking Committee and was responsible for one of the most odiously cuntish pieces of legislation ever passed…the Dodd/Frank banking law.
Limbaugh teamed up with Paul Shanklin to do this ABBA “song” parody of Barney Fag (as a Republican Congressman once referred to him) entitled, “Banking Queen”. The voice is a parody of Franks’s own.
https://youtu.be/a5NrqqK60OI
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All this fucking ABBA adulation I think is the fault of that poofter Andy Bell from Erasure.
They did an album in the early 90’s called ‘ABBA Esque’ which I never listened to but know what it was about.
So this was around the time ‘The Gays’ we’re starting to take control of the agenda, still early days but it was gathering a pace.
So you don’t have to be at all creative in thought to see how ABBA music has enjoyed a revival.
Minority group – likes something that was once thought shite = lefty liberals jumping on bandwagon as they want to be seen as ahead of the curve = lefty liberal media joining said bandwagon for a virtue signalling festival = the past being completely rewritten to suit the modern day cunt agenda.
That said Agnetha (the blonde one) would still get it though I fear she may be more Angina than Agnetha in her advancing years.
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Got to go back to work tomorrow been using my annual leave before I go bank.Cant wait to wind down from this shithole.Have already drafted my leaving cutting for this site’s eyes only.
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Chuka Remunna has applied for an unpaid intern to work in his office.What a champagne socialist elitist hypocritical shiteball.Labour really are nothing put a foul stench of hypocrisy in society.
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Not been online much as been on holiday.Anyone following the Tommy Robinson fiasco?I don’t recall operation yewtree defendants being protected by a court order a few years back.
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Support rally, 9th June, 3pm, Whitehall, I believe.
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And Italian democracy being stifled by the cancerous parasites from the fourth reich.
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Cuntiontime, I wonder if they’ll talk about the biggest talking point in Europe, if not the world, the jailing of Tommy Robinson
fucking doubt it, the traitorous CUNTS
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Has anyone else noticed the amazing resemblance between Benny and Bjorn and Ren and Stimpy?….
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How can anyone not like somebody who has visibly riled those two steaming cunts, Trudeau and Junker, in the same day?…
Viva Big Don!
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I love Donald.Yeah he is an egotists self serving narcissistic cunt but one he doesn’t pretend he isn’t all of the above and that all his predecessors were not the same and two he pisses off and makes the people I hate most (Lefties the Eu the American British and entire Western elitist and Radical Muslims and other illegals) cry with rage.And also he may get Kim Jong Un round a negotiating table. Who would of thought that would ever happened a year or two ago.I still would much rather he ran my country than Theresa the Appeaser or Jihadi Jez.People say Trump set the bar low.No he saw the bar was so low that he could not be any worse.
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Lefty jocks have taken over Question Time.Minimum pricing of alcohol being a good idea.The nanny state penalising those who are the poorest in society.Really great.
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Hiking the price will inevitably lead to theft increase.
Some people steal to fund drug habits, others will end up doing the same for alcohol.
Typical politicians – knee-jerk, “got the answers to everything”, never ask the right questions (as they might not be able to cope with the answers. Cuuuunts.).
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It’s not about penalising the poorest in society.
It’s the same insidious approach as Sadiq Khunt is taking in London with his banning of ‘the body beautiful’ images on posters and billboards on the tube.
The Muslim doesn’t like the image of the female form, Allan the Snakbar owner tells them this in the book of lies. Also the western scourge of alcohol is also banned. The Muslim appeasers in this green and not so pleasant land are working hard behind the scenes to reduce and ultimately control alcohol as part of our conversion to the pig hating religion.
Have you also noticed recently the plethora of news reports saying how bad bacon is for our health.
Paranoid cunt, me??
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Trump had meet with Kim Kardashian, apparently to discuss prison reform….
Personally I’m not buying it. Ten quid says she only got the invite so he could fuck her arsehole….
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I dunno about you but I finally her incredibly false appearance very unattractive.I wouldn’t duck any of the Kardashians with Ken Livingstone’s.Only one worth a solid hard rostering is Kendal Jenner.I would worry her Father/Mother would run me over for it though.
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Find her #########
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Although Caitlyn Jenner bravely cut her dick off so who cares about it killing someone by texting when driving.They say women are bad drivers for a reason.
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Apparently, car of the year, as voted by readers of Women’s Own magazine is….
…a blue one….
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Caution Kennel won woman of the year without living as a woman for a year (and killing a fellow motorist through sheer negligence and narcissism) and they said Kissinger winning the Nobel Peace prize was the day satire died.
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#Caitlyn Jenner. and yes Barbara Windsor acts as my spellchecker after a few Martinis.
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Oooooh, blue, that’s, sooooo, like… OMG !!! (shriek!)…team player, all-inclusive.
Kick them in the cunt.
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Discussion now about Richard Madeley and Gain Williamson.Madeley for once was not being a can’t.Gavin Williamson Is a smarmy slippery can’t who like most politicians evades yet the simplest of questions yet believe that does not show they are incompetent of holding high office.
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Once met Madeley around Quay Street in 1985… And, oddly enough, he was alright and not a cunt… That black poove who now presents Granada News… What a miserable cunt he is though…
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The Brotherhood of Man were an ABBA ripoff. That cunt with the tash that looks like David Lodge and looks as if he eats chops every night looked 10 years old than the other ones. Figaro was a blatant ripoff of Fernando. I wonder if Agnetha’s box smells like Surströmming?
Sainsbury’s Energy are cunts. Low, low prices in the first year and then since January 3 price rises raising our price from £100 to around £210. We’re moving to Bulb. As soon as we did that they auto magically lowered our direct debit to £92. We’re still moving to Bulb though. Fuck ’em.
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Well,
you can cunt them all you like and I’ll take no offence but I love them.
Abba Gold was, and still is, one of my favourite CDs and I saw Mamma Mia on Broadway in New York , it was the best show I have EVER seen.(the movie was a pile of shit though, I agree)
But there’s an evil side to my story…
Way back when, we lived in an apartment in Vancouver with a “peaceful” family living on the floor above us .
They were the noisiest bunch of arseholes you can imagine, with absolutely no consideration for their neighbours, either above, below or alongside them. Their fucking cunting four or five kids were bouncing on the floor all day and night , what the fuck they were on I’ll never know .
Then the parents got up at all hours of the night to do their imitation of cats on the back fence, praying to fuck knows who. It was a desperate situation and I told the building manager that something serious might happen if it didn’t stop.
He told me to try and talk to the family but guess what?
A mustachioed aggressive “peaceful” cunt opened the door and told me they had the right to do whatever they want and the kids had the right to play and make whatever noise they wanted to at any time of the day or night.
How to solve the problem?
Well, my now wife had another apartment downtown which was lying empty at the time so I hatched my devious plan.
The people on either side of me on my floor were away for a couple of weeks so I put two fucking big speakers on top of a ladder and jammed them against the ceiling, then I loaded my Abba Gold CD , turned up the volume and the bass to force 10 , put it on repeat and spent the weekend in the other apartment.The sound was shaking the fucking rafters but you couldn’t hear much outside.
When we returned on the Monday my friend the manager told me the “snackbars” were complaining all weekend, he explained to them that it would stop once the noise from their own place stopped.
Guess what?
Never heard a peep from them after that !
I’ll do my best never to live in an apartment again, one apartment block not far from us is now called Baghdad.
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I’ll never live in an apartment block again either. You can guarantee there’ll be at least one fucking ignorant thoughtless bastard living there too. The ones I had for neighbours were English. There wasn’t a language barrier, they were just twats.
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When John Lennon was constantly asked, when will you reform the Beatles his reply was , You all have the songs and the memories, let’s just keep it that way. As a lot of Cunters have said they were of their time, you can never relive the past.
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John Lennon also said ‘imagine no possessions’ shortly before he left his mansion in England to go and stay in a mansion in New York. This level of cuntitude can only be admired.
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My friend who was then a mere lad of thirteen was at the the Dome in Brighton on that famous day in 1974. He says (well he would wouldn’t he) that it was obvious Abba were going to win. Always sounds to me that most Abba songs are thinly disguised Protestant Hymn tunes.
Mamma Mia – the play, I mean not the music – is morally bankrupt with its encouragement of unwed motherhood.
I see that Chess (the Benny and Bjorn musical) is currently playing at the Coliseum – How low have English National Opera sunk.
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Apparently the girl guides now have to accept boys who ‘identify ‘ as girls. Bonkers.
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Can I identify as the gusset in Rachel Riley’s knickers..?
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….I’m not the only one dreaming about that then.
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As a motorbike racing fan, I’m off to the Isle of Man this weekend but already the do-gooders are out in force following a TT death.
“256 dead since 1907! It’s barbaric, it should be banned”
How about if we want to ban something we ban alcohol a substance responsible for 30 times the amount of deaths EVERY fucking year than the TT has in its more than a century long history.
Men and women choosing to do what they like for a thrill, the horror of it, “oh but they might die” everyone dies it’s just that they might die aged 30 while having the time of their lives where as the moaners will die in their 90’s, bed ridden and having some inept cunt wiping their arse every day.
Events like the TT should be celebrated in this modern day world of political correctness and health and safety. The people who race motorbikes around that island are the same sort of people as those who flew Spitfires and Hurricanes in the Second World War. People who take risks should be celebrated otherwise as a species we’ll go backwards, imagine if we didn’t have planes today and somebody came up with the idea of manned flight? He’d get derided as a crackpot who’ll end up killing himself.
Thirst for adventure and taking risks is what drives us forward as a species, you push over the limit whether it be on a motorbike, in a plane, spacecraft, submarine, it takes us into uncharted territory, we can learn something from it. Though now it seems most people would prefer to sit and watch Eastenders.
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I agree with you 100% about the right of people to race motorbikes. I have an Aprilia Tuono which is great fun and makes you feel alive. Couldn’t go to the TT this year as I’m moving house but have booked for 2019. Took 4.5 hours to get through (phone and online) to IOM Steam Racket Co. Usually stay near Ramsay and have a few pints most evenings in the Trafalgar pub at the docks. If you’re about during race week, I’ll buy you a pint MrCuntypants. I’ll be wearing a carnation in my buttonhole and be holding a pint of Bushey’s. Did I mention Afua Hirsch is a cunt?
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Those TT riders are fuckin nuts ! Respect though.
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https://youtu.be/wYkxvU66c3s
Fucking comedy gold
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There’s indeed something of “Trainspotting” abour Turdgun…
The stuff that lies in the cess, between the tracks.
To use a term coined by “Son of The Manse”, and one-time PM of Gt. Britain (Mr. Broon),
…”bigoted woman.”
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