I’d like to nominate the Web designers of the new look Liveleak website and Web designers and app developers in general come to think of it.
Totally ruined by so called Web design cunts and now just a shadow of its former self . Why do Web designers and app developers , have to fuck around and always always end up making everything far shiitter than it once was ?
It’s happening all the time now . Listen ! leave stuff alone that isn’t fucking broken .
I’m sick and tired of the cunts who fuck around for fucking arounds sake and ruining everything as they do so .
Nominated by Cunt Care Less
I’m yet to think of a site I have used in the last 5 years which has been improved by a fucking ‘revamp’.
Some of us don’t mind a cluttered or bulky look, if that site functions well and is easy to navigate. Now, every site now seems to aim for that minimalist, Apple-esque sterility and endless fucking animated fades and associated bollocks. Usually, that all-important function gets the chop or buried in some obscure section.
And not every fucker trying to buy a book or find out where their nearest whorehouse is needs that bastard ‘share on FaceBook’ button!! Fuck off you latte-quaffing shitcunts.
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Windows eternal fucking about springs to mind, although not websites as such. Windows 10 – need I say more. And add in how Excel has gone from a user friendly tool to an incomprehensible mess unless you have regular 40 hour tutorials on the ‘improvements’
Cunts.
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I stuck with Win 7 and still use Office 2003, along with OfficeLibre and am currently looking into Linux so I’m not stuck with windows when support for 7 runs out.
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I should add that I use the term ‘support’ loosely. In my experience windows support consists of an error message containing a number that either can’t be found on the internet or, if it can, explains an entirely different problem in a language not familiar to anybody in the known universe.
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If only “new and improved” didn’t really mean “shite and unusable”.
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Agreed
My latest gripe is the BBC Weather page – I avoid anything to do with that god-awful organisation when I can but still like to know what the weather was and what it might be – the revamped not only fails to advise me of the latter but is less than user-freindly as to future events.
I once wrote to the BBC by e-mail as to another of their pages which they had revamped and pointed out how it was not entirely useful. The reply failed to understand my point. I then gave up.
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I wouldn’t bother. The cunts can’t even predict their own birthdays let alone what the weather is going to be like beyond “now”!
In a 5min weather segment they spend 3mins telling you how they got today’s weather wrong and 2mins on how they’ve guessed wrong for tomorrow!
Useless ABBC/Met cunts!
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They always get the weather right for the preceding day, so not all bad.
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Why do they keep telling us what the weather has been like? we fucking know, you cunts!
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Use the Met Office website, they also have the usual apps. And have specialist forecasts for all manner of outdoor pursuits. Niot dogging yet tho…
I find it more accurate than the Beebistan weather pages and they also do a set of updated live forecasts a couple times a day with random presenters who actually explain things rather than muttering about ‘showers and sunny spells’ bollocks. Also have some fit birds doing the forecasting too, so none of that shirtliflifting poll axe Tomas Shakenbakker.
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I see another 7 potential brain surgeons, international footballers, artists, rocket scientists innit have been stabbed overnight in London town. Wish I lived there bruv.
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It’s “cultural” mate.
Nothing to see here.
All down to a lack of Social Mobility.
Move along please.
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I await Lammy’s take on it. Cuts, Theresa May, whitey, racism, wouldn’t happen in the shires etc etc.
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Of course it wouldn’t happen in the shires; we’re civilised here…
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Picked this up of so-called BBC website:
‘Police: Are black knife deaths being ignored?
A top officer fears people aren’t outraged enough because of the race of the victims.’
This bleeding heart pillock should acknowledge that for the rest of us we don’t give a fuck if animals are killing each other. Their lifestyle. Their choice. What the fuck are we supposed to do about it?
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You’re not allowed to even hint at the fact it seems to be endemic to “culturally enriched” areas of the UK.
There were two stabbings in Lutonistan last week (which never made the nationals just local ABBC 3 Counties Radio).
Again no mention of the protagonists or victims’ “enrichment” status – merely inferred by their “British” names…
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They are being ignored by Sadi dick Khunt. He’s more interested in acting like the unofficial Foregin secretary, slagging off the POTUS and trying to stop Brexit.
Obnoxious ugly short arsed dwafishs mud slime. Oh yeah and he was something to to with a taxi driver.
Cunt.
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Import Somalis to London, get Somalian levels of enrichment……..
I could go, but it doesn’t take a cunt to work it out.
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Me brothers a copper and he was called into deal with the 15yo stabbing in hackney as they didn’t have enough staff available.
According to him the main problem is lack of officers, and the new one s they have are quickly hurried through compared to the training he got years back. Cut backs is the other as they have less resources and man power now too, the hours have increased and stress levels are high.
Have to back the ambulance service up alot as well, a high rate of staff turnover just tops it off.
I don’t really like the law much when they interfere with things that really should nt ,such as what ever substance i may ingest.
But they are needed for things like this and they are getting fucked by all the cuts when it should be Gollem May and the rest of those crusty cunt bubble’s.
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I always respected coppers when they were coppers.
These pseudo “social workers” we have now (more interested in trawling FaceCunt or TwitCunt for so-called “hate speech” than throwing real criminals into chokey) can fuck right off!
Anyone else notice the minor story (hidden away on the ABBC or centre page notice in the Groaniad, next to the classifieds) about 999 calls not being dealt with in over a week?
I don’t care how pushed things are, that’s a fucking disgrace!
It’s to be sure if I was calling a fella in a wig (who self-classifies them self as female) a “man”, I bet plod would be there toot-sweet for that though eh! Cunts!
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Funny enough he s only had to deal with snowflakes once, tried not paying at a bar because a bloke was looking at them, said they shouldn’t have to pay cos of sexism or some bollocks told them to pay up or come back to the station lol.
He tends to deal with the bigger stuff as most experienced coppers have left or been sacked only a few of his old crew still there.
Tends alot of deaths of ppl who haven’t been seen in a while and suicides its really grim alot of the time and the paper work is horrendous it drives them fucking mental.
there’s alot fewer of them in London now and even less actual police stations to boot
Its coming to a pinch but it ain’t their fault blame the cunts who have reduced their numbers force them to work sometimes 18+ hrs if luck don’t go their way, and are having to support other services .
More cuts are in the pipeline over next few years and can’t wait to see how bad it really can sink too
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Fucking Amazon
Once an item is purchased a box appears saying share your item with Facebook twatter etc……
“Hey look, I just bought preperation H and foot fungus cream from Amazon! ”
Fuck right off cunts
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Pornhub changed the layout on their website,but luckily the “Videos recommended for you” section is still easily found.
https://youtu.be/uqJHoZBJYxI
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As did X-Hamster. Can’t find my way around it these days so don’t bother.
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At the bottom of the page on left hand side is as arrow. Hit the arrow and you are given the option to return to the original Xhamster format!
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Totally agree CC, Excel 2003 does everything simple. I have it on desk top. My tablet has Excel 2017 and it’s utter bollocks. Everything simple made complicated. Ditto Word.
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Bought a Mac to get away from Microsloth and what did they do? Decided to adopt Office so still stuck with the fuckers.
eBay on a tablet is a fucking nightmare. Click return to classic view and it goes round the loop back to where you started 99% of the time. Still haven’t figured out what combination makes it work properly but there is one. Navigation bugs all over it.
My credit card is now run by HSBC whose coders will never write a proper site as long as they have holes in their arse.
But what really pisses me off is that “we’ve improved the site to give you a better experience and for your convenience’. Like fuck they have!
IF IT AIN’T BROKE DON’T FUCKING FIX IT!
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All developers are cunts. End of.
I also resent the use of the word “developer”. They’re programmers. Nothing more. And don’t get me started on the cunts who think they’re something special with their Software Engineer titles. Just ask anyone of them what the principles of software engineering are. It’ll be the end of that conversation – guaranteed.
Just because little Johnny programmer created a new pull down menu item doesn’t make him special, gifted, talented or anything other than a fuckwitted cunt flavoured bastard bag of gorilla colons. Leave the real computing to the infrastructure professionals. Without that, you ain’t got shit to do, so run along you bunch of piss stains.
Did I mention I hate programmers?
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