Roy Chubby Brown

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Roy Chubby Brown. Now why on earth wasn’t he nominated on the day this website opened? The only references to him that I can find are from tearfully sentimental fans who think that he is the greatest thing since God said “Let there be light”. Most people sit stony-faced through every second of his routines – or at least, as many seconds a they can stand before they rush vomiting for the exit. He is, of course, up there with Bernard Manning: drawing whimpers of joy from the sort of arses who say what great guys the Kray twins were (they only ever tortured their own kind, you could leave your street door on the latch in them days, hang all the paedos, I’d pull the lever myself).

He was well sent-up by Viz, who called him Chubby Arse, and had him making endless unfunny “‘ere, old people smell of piss, eh? Eh?” jokes. (I’m giving him the benefit of the doubt when I call them jokes.)

Anyway, I thought this site was mildly funny when I first came to it, but frankly, having seen the adulation heaped on RCB, I sort of said to myself “Oh, that’s the sort of cunt that likes this site”. So now it’s goodnight Vienna. I’m off.

Nominated by Simon L.

81 thoughts on “Roy Chubby Brown”

  1. Hmmm. I believe you’re full of shit. I’ve never seen an “adulation” heaped upon Chubby Brown upon this site and believe that most here, if not all, would consider him (like Manning) an archaic, embarrassing arse. You have a point that comedians like this belong in the 70’s and 80’s but would you agree that the pendulum has swung far too far the other way, with only ultra-left self-righteous pricks infesting BBC and Channel 4? Fuck them. Don’t let the door hit you on your way out and crawl back to the comments section of the Guardian from whence you came.

  2. Any cunt with the name “Simon ” is, by default, the spawn of a pair of left wing snowflake twats!

    • Indeed. And if I may resort to childish name-calling, “Simon” is the sort of name a fellow has when he is one who rides side-saddle and jumps over puddles. A friend of Dorothy, you could say.

  3. Who is this Simon ponce? Nobody gives a fuck about Chubby Brown and if they do they have to pay for his DVD’s, it’s not like you have ever seen the cunt all over the telly.

    Freddie,the rest of your post has been deleted, remember the rules people, cunt the subject not the author.

  4. I think this cunting has missed the point. Royston is in the Cunt Music hall of fame FFS.

    To compare Vince Cable or that Aussie cry-baby to Roy Chubby Brown is just wrong.

  5. I don’t recall anyone lavishing praise on Chubby here… As for Manning? The media and snowflake mob actually loves the ‘racist’ image: it gives them something (something else!) to demonise and moan about… They love their non-PC panto villains… But anyone who saw Bernard in his prime at the Embassy will know he could also be a very funny man without being ‘offensive’…. These right on liberal born in the 80s and 90s buffoons are the sort of idiots who will condemn Rising Damp as ‘racist’ without actually even seeing it…. Don’t let the door hit your arse on the way out….

  7. I don’t give a fuck what is posted here. Chubby has great shows , well attended by people who enjoy the opportunity to hear Politicians, snowflakes , immies and so on cunted on stage.
    When Chubby Brown Cunted Anthony Blair it was the standard to which all cuntings should aspire.

    Great stuff Chubby!

  8. And, of course, one can smell the hidden pong behind this cunting… Anyone who is proud to be British loves Chubby Brown… Anyone working class loves Chubby Brown… Anyone who is working class and who loves Chubby Brown is ‘racist’… Anyone who is ‘racist’ is pro-Brexit… And anyone who is for Brexit is an ignorant, foul, uneducated, racist and bigoted oaf… Was it Lineker in disguise who made the Chubby nomination?…

    And what the fuck have the Kray Twins got to do with anything?!!

    • I think Simon is trying to say that we are thick , thuggish , uneducated cunts like the Krays. Of course he forgets that Ronnie and Reggie were gay which gives them a free pass in the world of the snowflake.
      Dreadful homophobia if he doesn’t mind me saying.

  9. I like Chubby Brown. I also like Bernard Manning and Jim Davidson. I don’t tend to think much of the current crop of “comedians” who are so busy sneering at my type . Their condescending belief that I am too thick to understand what’s best for me,and so fair game to be ridiculed,is as offensive to me as Chubby Brown’s act is to them. I can watch a recording of Chubby Brown and actually laugh,most modern comedians just leave me bored.
    As an aside,and totally unconnected, I happened to recently meet a fellow called Simon.He is a prissy,boring wanker. I suspect that his dominant partner regularly humiliates him by kicking the recently healed scars from his sex- change surgery,and putting the videos up on Pornhub under “Tranny gets Cuntbusted”. He really should just bugger off back to his own kind, I’m sure that he wont be missed…..but enough of my totally unconnected to the nomination ramblings.

    Fuck them.

    • Concur Mr F.

      Let’s face it Chubby Brown or Alan Carr? I know who’d I rather part with money to watch and it ain’t the fat bespectacled poofter who giggles and screeches like a schoolgirl, the fucking Channel 4 bender.

  10. Simon l? Where did this cunt come from? I suspect some right-on part of Islington. Like Chubby or loathe the cunt he doesn’t come anywhere near the category of cunts this site targets.
    And Manning was the epitome of a working class lad made good. Grafting 7 days a week, booking in deliveries at the club each morning, (I know, I saw him frequently) making people laugh like fucking drains. Racist? Yes of course, just like every fucker else not blessed with a cuntish, right-on attitude.
    I am breaking with tradition here and calling this cunt out as a complete fucking wanker.

  11. Never been a fan of RCB but Bernard Manning was hilarious when I saw him at the Embassy Club. Ok their were the usual Fag and Darkie jokes . Leftie cunts that dominate entertainment these days just bang on & on about Donald Trump, Brexit voters and how stupid men are. CUNTS one and all.

  12. Got 3 Chubs DVDs in my collection, along with early (when bizarrely funny) Izzard, Lee Mack, Lee Evans, etc. Funny is funny – Full Stop !

    I will not be dictated to, over what I can laugh at.

    99% of these Lefty / Millennial / Cunts will spontaneously laugh if they see someone trip or fall on their arse in the street – Just like most right-leaning folk – It’s virtually everybody’s 1st reaction BEFORE going to check if the poor sod’s actually ok….

    • Izzard used to be really funny until a few years ago when his act incorporated his politics more and more into his act.Always a big mistake.I mean he can still tell a good joke but his demeanour has become so sanctimonious that the act is boring.

    • Saw her picture on the news. Surely she is going to run a local shop for local people?

      • And look after the precious things, namely some milk as the local cunt is closed for Bank Holiday.

      • Bah. Her ridiculously overpriced contract is finished. There will be another cunt in there next week, different face, bigger pay packet and the same fucking agenda – to make sure the law is only enforced on the little people. The last half dozen have only done a 5 year stretch including Mr Kier ‘Ian Tomlinson slipped, honest’ Starmer, Mr Ken ‘helped create Matrix Chambers’ McDonald’s, Mr David ‘were all institutionally racist’ Calverton Smith… 5 years is enough to carry out there agenda and collect 30 pieces.

      • She blames e everything on the cuts rather than on her total incompetence. The wrong person for the job, she who clearly cares more about the perpetrators of crime than the victims.

        In the job for 32 years apparently, and will be replaced by someone equally fucking useless.

        Her decision to leave? I very much doubt it.

        Fuck off Alison Saunders you nasty piece of inhuman shit.

        From the victims of crime that you have denied justice.

      • Good post Willie, but “in the job for 32 years”? Thank fuck not. 5 years max. And as someone astutely commented at the foot of the article:

        “This Men-Hating creature should NEVER have been given the role to begin with! Let’s hope the next person is more interested in JUSTICE instead of promoting a man-hating feminist agenda. My only question is : Why does the law firm Linklaters hate Men so much by offering her a role? NO MAN in the UK should use them.”

  15. As a mixed race man I do find some of Roy Chubby Browns stuff I’ve seen funny even some racist stuff, I dont really give a fuck if people are offended by him, if you are then avoid the cunt…simple. Although this kind of comedy not mainstream today, I’d rather listen to comedians who talk about controversial stuff a lot of people think about and have a laugh at than some fucking new posh twat joking about the Coffee shop running out of milk.
    Too many people offended by things they don’t like being available/around.

    • The thing is B&W, he attacks people who happen to have light pink skin just as much if not more than people of alternative hues. This county’s meeja has become so fucking PC that any mention of race, colour, beard length etc is immediately taken as racist and nobody sees the point of the joke.

      To illustrate… to say that “Barry Obama was a cunt”, is not racist. Just because he had Kenyan roots does make the comment racist, he was a cunt, if he was white he’d be just as big a cunt.

      Then we get shit-drivel like this https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5951999/graduate-brands-oxford-university-sexist-after-inviting-academics-partners-and-wives-to-dinner/

      This is why this site is so fucking refreshing.

      • Agreed Clactonite,
        There is an imbalance in what is perceived as racism. Just because someone is black doesnt mean they cant be called a cunt/prick/wanker without it having a racial meaning. Also im sick of cunts accusing people of being racist when a race isnt being offended, for example Polish people saying that they have been subject to racism? Since when were the Poles a race? Last time I checked they were mostly white. If I call someone an Indian Cunt Im not being racist as the Indians are not a single race to be racist against. Surely I’m being ‘Indianist’… I know Naffink abaaaaaaht it.

      • Brilliant! I love the way some cunt from Bake off is quoted like the opinions of some two bob shit off a dimmo tv program counts for anything.
        Why don’t they ask Joey Essex , or Parker from Thunderbirds.
        Cunts.

  16. Toodle – pip Simon. Go and finish your Easter eggs off, there’s a good lad.

  17. I only saw Chubby once, I would never go again, it hurt too much. He made me laugh, not in the way Stuart Lee does ,ie not at all , but rib aching laughs that make you pray for the break because you can never dare to get up before he has finished.
    Simon obviously hasn’t yet descended from his own arsehole yet and felt the need to show us what real purebred cuntishness looks like close up; I expect he has called his friends in the saloon bar of the Goat and Fuckpig to make sure they read his latest intellectual tract between writing pro Blair documentaries for the BBC.

    • I had the same the watching Bernard Manning on Worthing pier a few years ago TB, l laughed so hard my ribs were hurting!!
      Done loads of comedy clubs and had some laughs but BM was fuckin magic!
      Never seen chubby live but I’ve seen the shows on dvd but he’s right up there………

  18. Chubby is a cunt but is pretty funny at times and acts as a much needed antidote to the liberal elite.As long as those cunts exist and expand Chubby will always make money.I mean Chubby is no Billy Connelly but is still amusing.Give me Chubby Brown over the Daily Mash and all the alternative comedians post 1995 any day.

  19. Also all comedians are cunts as getting on stage taking the piss out of people for 2 hours is a bit County.That is the point.A non offending comedian is fucking boring.

    • I think you might be thinking of Michael Hazen James McIntyre there Shaun?

      (other boring comedians are available in abundance)

  20. In fairness this cunting was less about Chubby Brown and more about the ISAC site, actually the posters on this site, who “probably” like Chubby Brown (the same “probably” as used in the adverts for that foul Carlsberg piss).

    The thing is ISAC is a cunting site and if someone wants to come on here and cunt us for our views then so be it.

    In fact I would relish a few more Remoaners (and we have a few good cunters who voted remain in here), hug a “peaceful” SJW types, and group-think snowflakes to post cuntings on this site as to why these ideals are so good (or to cunt our opposing views).

    I would relish this purely because it is so easy to find huge flaws in their logic through fact and statistics that within a couple of posts – without resorting to name calling or using any form of derogatory language, just facts – you can trigger them and have them screaming “racist”, “sexist”, “Islamaphobe”, “xenophobe” and “homophobe”.

    And then you know you have won because they have no further argument and these are their go to responses (followed by a unfriending or unfollowing – in their world – so that they don’t ever have to cope with a differing view to their own again).

    So I applaud Simon’s cunting (which is basically a thinly veiled swipe at the “uneducated” types who obviously post here) and I applaud the mods for posting it. My only disappointment being that is was a cunting of no substance.

    If Simon – or any other anti-ISAC contributors – have an axe to grind with views on immigration, the Islamification of our country and Brexit, etc., then feel free nominate cuntings against those views.

    We can take it and I – for one – look forward to the challenge. I even promise to keep it civil like Peter Hitchens does when blowing flakes and libtards out of the water (no doubt another person you hold in as high esteem as Chubby Brown).

    • Your right RWAC,
      At first I thought ‘Why have Admin let this Simon guy have a dig at us cunters, and also actually posted his nomination’ but thinking about it your right they should be applauded for putting something up that goes against the general mood and that is refreshing. Were here to cunt cunts and it gets boring if we have no one to debate/argue with.
      So if your listening Snowflakes, Remianers, National Front, BNP, Black Panthers, ISIS, or anyone from Isle of Wight… get on here and have a debate. Its good for the soul to get cunting.

    • I don’t think it would be very long before some of us were getting reported to the authorities for that most heinous of crimes “Hate Speech” if the Simon- type were to become common on this site. It doesn’t need to be true,the accusation would be enough.
      You forget that these people will accept only one viewpoint,their own,and the authorities are only too happy to back them up. Nothing more interesting to the authorities than someone accused of “Hate Crime.”

      • You’re right fiddler.
        Get your van broken into… nothing,
        Get your house burgled… nothing,
        Get assaulted in the street… nothing.
        Call someone a cunt… YOU’RE FUCKIN NICKED MY SON!

      • It would be easy because just using “knowledge” and “facts” is more than enough to deal with the “easily triggered” who’s strategy is oftentimes based purely on “guesswork” and “assumption”.

        In work, and in family “discussions”, I have used the tactics of “knowledge”, “fact” and “logic” to win every argument put to me when theirs has been based on “guesswork” and “assumption”.

        We should never be afraid to argue the truth – no matter how unpalatable that may be for some – because failure to do so means that we gift the state the right to run roughshod over our freedoms and give credence to the buffoonery of socio-globo libtards and their ilk.

        “First control what they say. Then control how they think. Then history can be rewritten and no one will care.”

        The truth (and by truth I mean statements which can be backed up with irrefutable evidence) is our only defence against all governments and administrations attempts at suppressing free will and freedom of thought.

        Q: What is the difference between the North Korean Government and Westminster?

        A: The North Korean government controls what everyone says, whereas Westminster likes people to *think* they have control.

        All governments are cunts and the more we give into fringe mentality – promoted way beyond their demographic – purely as a ruse to capture more “hate crimes” (i.e. name calling) and suppress free thinking the more they win.

        Why are LGBTQXYZ issues of such prominence when that is a miniscule proportion of society? Because it’s an easy win for HM Govt and the Cresida Dickless services to come down on nay-sayers as “haters” (for nothing more than saying you don’t agree that birds are blokes and 40yr old blokes can class themselves as 6yr old Thai girls just because they “say” so).

        The massive investment in dealing with “hate crimes” is no such thing, it’s basically state sanctioned suppression of free speech.

        They – HM Govt – obviously deny this but then again the denials of a bunch of “in it for themselves” untrustworthy lying cunts carries about as much water as a broken colander!

        That combined with the collaboration of the socio-globo-libero group-think (anti)social meejah giants in Silicon Valley means that freedom of speech and freedom of expression is in very low supply, unless it follows their group-think mantra of course.

        We live in very dangerous times as our civil liberties are eroded in deference to those who would see us harmed.

        We are the last generation who can make a stand because generation snowflake following behind us will roll over quicker than a tickled puppy!

        So I say – to these libtard “free thinkers” Dick – bring it on and good luck!

    • “racist”, “sexist”, “Islamaphobe”, “xenophobe” and “homophobe”.

      Yes, and I wear each of those as a badge of honour.

  21. I initially thought the post was a late April fools joke!!
    Agree with all the previous posts on our new friend? Simon, hopefully he has scuttled off back to the guardian or the ( not so) independent to rejoin his nest of quisling rats!! 🐀

    • Agreed, one thing ISAC is not is an echo chamber. Free thought, opinions, speech and different political leanings are encouraged, for free! No £9000 p/y university tuition fees required to be more ignorant and uninformed than when you first started.

    • Simon Says (he got in touch with me due to my reasonable and fair viewpoint.)…..Apparently you’re a bunch of racist,sexist, future-stealing Cunts and he’s going to run and tell Teacher that you’re a bunch of poopy-heads.

  23. Seen Chubby twice back in late 90s , he is funnier then any of the absolute wet shite in a wet paper bag cuntmedians that we produce today .

    Never seen anyone bigging him up here though so that’s a non point straight away.

    So your saying people pay to sit stoney faced at his shows ?
    1 from personal experience that’s bollocks and 2 the shows i ve seen the crowd loved him. Yes he is niche, very niche nowadays but you don’t have to watch do you Simon.

    Living in London i can tell you most ppl dont kiss the Krays twins asses especially if they are not of your manor , which for most they weren’t.

    The Type of ppl you find here are cunts who can express themselves willingly and clearly. Just likes Chubby, Manning and the Twins in fact , and ready to discuss and argue the toss.

    Maybe twatter or Tumblr will wrap you in cotton wool and protect you but here its unfiltered and its wonderful.

    • Simon L. has all the hallmarks of Mr Cuntie Cunt…

      Remember him?

      1 nomination. 0 posts.

  25. Never seen RCB in action.

    Used to watch BM on a programme called The Comedians back in the 70’s and thought he was ok. Imagine the content was toned down considerably.

    Did think Jim Davidson was ok.

    Humour was very different back in the 70’s and 80’s however was widely accepted as being a piss take on many stereotypes.

    Many of today’s stand ups are tame, too safe, have absolutely nothing to say and ultimately unfunny. So no real point to them.

    Sean Lock, Lee Mack and Micky Flanagan can be extremely funny in my opinion.

    Take away any references to women, religion, sexual orientation and race and you might as well do away with comedy completely. Then nobody except normal people will be offended, and we will end up with comedians like the outrageously unfunny twat AKA Michael McIntyre.

  26. Admin is right to say “cunt the subject not the author”, but this fella is using a comedian to try to cunt this website and us. Some people will do anything for a bit of attention. As if everyone has to share the same sense of humour. You’ve had your two minutes of fame Simon lad. Off you go.

  27. I used to like chubbs when I was in my younger years but I probably wouldn’t find him all than funny now. Although I do remember that he did have some rather amusing jokes.

    He’s certainally much better that the shower of cunts that we get these days …
    “Oh aren’t poor people stupid” snort snort “aren’t brexiteers like cavemen” scoff scoff “the working classes support trump .. what idiots” oh yaaah snort … “we went to university … we’re elites… aren’t poor people stupid” scoff.

    On a TOTALLY UNRELATED matter …. I don’t think I ever met a Simon that I didn’t think was a cunt. Still haven’t. … just sayin.

      • I’d fuck the little dark-haired one in the red dress,but she’s probably a wrinkly old trout by now…or been Rolfy Harrissed and become a rug-muncher.

      • I liked the blond but that fucking lyrics banner was covering up the interesting part.
        How can you judge a woman if you can’t see the boobs?… Sorry did I just say that out loud?

  28. Let’s be honest about “Simon”, I bet a few of us on here have visited web-sites or facebook groups merely to stir the shite…I know that I have. Indeed, I believe that my visit to Mumsnet under an assumed nom-de-plume still sends shivers down the spines of several of the New-Age mother types.

  29. RCB isn’t someone I’d pay to see but from the bits of his I’ve seen over the years, some of it is funny, some of it a bit low wattage. And he was in League of gentlemen, so respect due there.

    He certainly has no place in our hallowed annals with the no farahs and Tony Blair’s of the world.

  30. As one of the few resident Colonials and indeed even fewer Americunts presumably, I can offer a bit of independent perspective. If you will indulge me I will try.

    1. With regard to the actual cunting itself. Admin and the Mods have sole discretion as to what they choose to post. The rules make that very clear. With regard to content they obviously felt the cunting had merit and so posted it. End of discussion.

    2. With regard to the matter of the Cunter as a Troll. Admin and the Mods (presumably) have experience with the dark nature of the subterranean bridge dwelling creatures who haunt the net. Right, wrong or indifferent they decided the Cunter was not a troll. Their forum…their rules…their call.

    3. With regard to the cunter…Simon L. While I am still relatively new here I don’t ever remember reading one of his posts. But that is irrelevant. Once again the rules say very clearly we are not to attack the Cunter. I freely concede that this is much easier said than done. We are a free speech format bound together by our common disdain for many of today’s social niceties. The very nature of this place invites us to express our contempt. So in keeping with the rules allow me to suggest to my esteemed colleagues that in that spirit we should show respect to the cunters…even if we strongly disagree…and reserve our disdain for the cunted.

    4. With regard to the content of the post, I’ve never seen or heard of Roy Chubby Brown on this forum. Never seen or heard anyone express adoration for him. That point isn’t factually correct.

    5. With regard to Bernard Manning…ditto.

    6. As I had no familiarity with either of the above mentioned two gentlemen I had to google the and read and watch YouTube. That’s probably not entirely indicative of their body of work. But my impression is that they would probably be or probably would’ve been right at home here at ISAC.

    7. Any opinion as to how funny they are or are not is a opinion. And as we say say here in the states; “Opinions are like assholes. Everybody’s got one.”

    In conclusion I can’t go along with this cunting. It isn’t philosophically consistent with what I believe and it doesn’t seem to be factually accurate. If Simon posts again I’ll evaluate that post on its merits.

    In the meantime…I tend to ignore most threads I cannot make a relevant contribution to (ppppffffbbbbttttt!) or at least try to be funny in. So consistent with Admin’s advice…I will fuckoff to another thread.

    Beside…nothing hurts as much as indifference. 😈

    So many cunts…so little time…

    To the cunt!

    • General, well reasoned response. However this Simon L posting is a complete confection. Chubby Brown does not figure on this site. He is crude, rude and can be very funny but to see him you pay, unlike right-on wankers who pass themselves off as comedians and infest the TV. The late Bernard Manning was also crude rude, more than a little racist and very funny indeed. He didn’t give a fuck who he upset. And boy did he upset some of the TV icons of his time. Great man.
      Simon obviously has issues with working class culture, or what the liberal Nazis want shut down. Shame, but he can find his safe space and recover.

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