Dead Pool [91]

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Congratulations to Er Indoors who correctly bagged former England Chelsea and Man United footballer turned pundit coach and manager Ray Wilkins who has died aged just 61 after suffering a heart attack.Arnie is back but it is bye-bye Butch.

On to Deadpool 91

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck

Shaun`s nominations:
Leah Bracknell
Fernando Ricksen
Stefan Karl Stefannson
Colin Butts
Matt Cappotelli

79 thoughts on “Dead Pool [91]”

  2. Stormy Daniels [Trumps porn star]
    Doreen Mantle [one foot in the grave—-ironic]
    Lee Majors [the fall guy—ironic]
    Corey Feldman
    Sean Connery

  5. Congrats Er in doors. My picks please fair cunts.

    James Earl Jones
    Dick Van Dyke
    Gary Glitter
    Robert Ito ( Sam from Quincy)
    Freddy Foreman

  6. Jerry Lee Lewis
    Burt Reynolds
    Clive James
    Denis Norden
    Gordon Banks

  9. Elton John
    Elton John’s husband

    Tom Daley
    Tom Daley’s husband
    Stephen Fry.

    Good Shot, ‘Er Indoors.

  10. Oscar Pistorius
    Dick Dale
    Former Pope Benedict
    Boy George
    Michael Barrymore

  11. Richard Hammond
    William shatner
    Goldie hawn
    Brian blessed
    John major

  12. Jerry Maren
    Richard O’Sullivan
    Terry Jones
    Leslie Phillips
    Jill Gascoigne.

  16. George Bush
    Lord Carrington
    Robert Mugabe
    Olivia de Havilland
    George Sorros

  17. June Brown
    Prince Philip
    Javier Perez de Cuellar
    Bill Turnbull
    Shannon Doherty

    • We’re all queuing up for the Prince Phil street party but I see in this pool JR Cuntly pulled the trigger first. The goal hanging cunt.

      • To be honest, I will miss ol’ Phil the Greek when he’s gone, cunt though he may be th old git never minces words or toes the line on PC bollocks, he will call a spade a spade and cunt a cunt.

        Does anyone else think he should be made a honorary cunter?

      • @Proper….
        Goal hanging cunt..? bit harsh.
        Anyway the old cunt is on the mend so looks a wasted nom….

      • Eh, all these thing are clocking up with Phil, and he’s what? 96 now?

      • There is always a dose of MRSA to bail you out old boy. Lets hope for the best.

  18. John McCain
    Mel Brookes
    Valery Giscard d’Estaing
    Ant McPartlin
    Sergei Skripal (Got in first this time!)

  25. Noam Chomsky
    Nigel Lawson
    Ric Flair
    Leon ‘Vader’ White
    Tom ‘Dynamite Kid’ Billington

  26. Mickey Gilley
    Willie Nelson
    William Ramsey Clark ( lyndon b Johnson’s cabinet)
    Billy Connelly
    Nicola Salmond

  28. RIP Butch… Great player for United and a nice bloke and all…

    Tommy Docherty
    Frank O’ Farrell
    Pete Murray
    Cleo Laine
    Bill Wyman

  30. As a red who actually saw Wilkins play many times and actually met him in 84 I am saddened to hear of his passing… But this cunt, Adil Ray OBE (as he calls himself) is a complete cunt… This John John fuckltard tweeted the following:

    ‘So sad to hear the passing of Ray Wilkins. Grew up watching him, remember him as a great, clever and have to say dark & handsome player. Closest we had to a Pakistani. Thoughts and prayers with his family & friends. Left us far too soon ‘Butch’

    So, political correctness, even in death?! Closest we had to a Pakistani?!! What a sickeningly right on thing to say… Is that all he can say about a man who was both an excellent sportsman and a gentleman?! Isn’t the fact that he was English and England Captain enough for this PC obsessed cunt?! And using a dead man to get social media likes and PC points when he’s not even cold yet?! Fucking hell… And besides, Ray was not the closest thing to a Parking Stanley… In fact, he wasn’t a Parking Stanley at all… So fuck off, Adil, you fucking Sabu Twitter PC whore….

    • I bet the Peacefuls packed the terraces at Milwall when Ray was there with prime nutter Denis Wise to show their support……

      Wilkins was, to all appearances, a really nice guy and a loss to the game.

    • I probably saw eighty percent of all the games Wilkins played for Chelsea, was well keen home and awayer back then.
      Top bloke and decent player. Half decent pundit too.

      His brother was a different case altogether, couldn’t kick his left foot with his right foot…

      • But you can bet your life that Adil Sabu has never bee near Stamford Bridge or Old Trafford… ‘Grew up watching him’? Yeah, on the telly, the nu-footie johnny come lately peaceful cunt…

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