Dead Pool [91]

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Congratulations to Er Indoors who correctly bagged former England Chelsea and Man United footballer turned pundit coach and manager Ray Wilkins who has died aged just 61 after suffering a heart attack.Arnie is back but it is bye-bye Butch.

On to Deadpool 91

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck

Shaun`s nominations:
Leah Bracknell
Fernando Ricksen
Stefan Karl Stefannson
Colin Butts
Matt Cappotelli

79 thoughts on “Dead Pool [91]”

  1. The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Alex Ferguson
    Neil Simon
    Nile Rodgers

  3. Gerald Harper
    Teddy Johnson
    Pearl Carr
    Millicent Martin
    Desmond Morris

  4. Sidney Poitier
    Kenny Lynch
    Iris Apfel
    Clint Eastwood
    Pam “fucking” Ayres

  6. Max von Sydow
    Carl Reiner
    Dominic Chianese
    Annie Nightengale
    Lata Mangeshkar

  7. Camel-laaah Parkyer-Bowels
    Silly Jilly Cooper
    Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
    Emma Twatson
    Laura Cuntsberg

  8. Well plotted. I chose the wrong hospital patient
    Bill Treacher
    Petula Clarke
    Ray Kennedy
    King Juan Carlos I of Spain
    Julie Goodyear

  9. Ozzy Osborne
    Dennis skinner
    Bill Cosby
    Madeleine albright
    George Takei (sulu)

  11. It seems that no-one had Eric Bristow which is a shake as it seem so fucking obvious in retrospect. 3-2-1 dead.

  12. Shake – where in the fuck did that come from (the 10 cans of Stella probably) – ‘shame’ ffs. I am a cunt when it comes to typing whilst pissed.

  13. Bugger – unable to get on due to crap connection. Here we go again:

    Roy Hudd
    Giscard d’Estaing
    Rhonda Fleming
    Glenn Campbell
    Nicholas Parsons

    • Bastard bugger. Gisc has gorn. Instead

      Fenella Fielding

      And instead orf Parsons

      Albert Finney

  15. Caroline Lucas
    Stevie Wonder
    Yasmin Alibhai-Brown
    Christina Patterson
    Dawn Butt-lard

  16. Cli(n)t Eastwood
    DeForest Kelly
    Dennis Skinner
    Bashar al-Assad (hopefully by Tomahawk suppository)
    Angela Lansbury

  19. Cannot believe I missed Barbara Bush. Must have nominated her a dozen times in the past…!

  22. Anyone have Dale Winton in the pool?
    The dead pool, that is… Not the Barrymore variety…

  23. Looks like Verne Troyer has avoided the Dead Pool. He was admitted to hospital a while back, alcohol problem, a sitter missed .

    • Barbara Bush, Bruno Sammartino, Dale Winton, Verne Troyer now……..

      Is there any other candidate that we’ve missed out on?

      • Some Scandi disco DJ cunt died today. Never heard of him but Madonna is devastated so he must been important?

      • Never heard of the guy either.

        All the other deaths are more high profile in my opinion, even Sammartino.

      • That mackerel cunted scabby old zit, Madogga, griefjacks every dead musical cunt nowadays… Prince, Bowie, and now this DJ bloke… The old slag will do anything to get noticed these days… The obsolete old gluebag…

  24. 1). Lauren Harries
    2). David Williams
    3). Tom Daley
    4). Sue Perkins
    5). Philip Green

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