Thanking God

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I’m sick to the back teeth of hearing boxers and MMA fighters thanking God after a contest. Why do they always have to bring God into it?

“Yeah it was God who made it possible for me to kick fuck out of him. He’ll be pissing blood for a week and I couldn’t have done it without God’s help.”

I notice they never mention God when they’ve lost.

Nominated by Allan.

199 thoughts on “Thanking God”

  1. Fuck me wi a rag mans trumpet, the Blue Peter kid talks fuckin sense. I’ve always said Blue Peter was a fuckin great show.

  2. That fuzzy haired gentlemen took me by surprise on QT, thought he’d have been a rabid remoaner

  4. Fuck off Ken.

    It’s not complex.

    You’re a cunt.

    Your mates are cunts.

    And your constituents are cunts too.

    • Clarke always looks as if his piss bag has emptied all over him anyway. The old git.

  8. I wish that piss boiling cunt Clarke would have a massive heart attack fucking bullshitting cunt

  9. I like this. A running cunting of the QT cunts.

    We’ll need to start making this a regular event.

    I wonder if ISAC could have a running chat section for cuntitudal events like this?

  11. Oh we’re being educated by Clarke.

    …better listen up … scoff scoff …

    • Wtf… why is this prehistoric rambling old cunt being left to preach endless fucking rantings?

      Dimblebee stopped being suitable for this fucking job 10 years ago.

    • The fat cunt has got his fingerprints all over childrens bottoms the old pissed up cunt

  13. Yeah why is Cuntosaurus Rex getting 90% of the panel time!?!

    Yet again more anti-democratic allegiances by the ABBC!

    • Typical balanced panel, 3 to 2 as usual. However, it seemed the young audience members aren’t sticking to the script and voicing either approval for Brexit, or at least accepting of the result. The fat old bag remainer given too much screen time, which only showed her ignorance.
      I kept wishing Farage would turn to that greasy prick Owen Smith, and butt him full out in his stupid face.

  14. A QT audience member with more sense that all the politicians put together.
    ..Oh michelle .. sshhhh

  19. I actually find This Week far more tolerable than QT because Brillo takes no fuckmg prisoners.

  22. I’m guessing that the old hemp-chewing rottencunt who is ‘against fossil fuels’ would be the first cunt jumping up and down incandescent if her fucking boiler failed.

    Die you crusty old fucking coffin-dodger.

  24. Ha ha ha ha ha.

    The presenter is actually ok.

    QT ain’t actually so bad.

    Maybe my persecution of the beebistan was too hasty.

  25. That cunt Owen Smith reminds me of my brother in law, i’d like to kick his fucking face in even more now

    • Owen Smith is a shallow cunt. Nigel Farage gave a fair revue on John Major being a Cunt on how he is treating the 17.4 million Brexit voters as being thick …. Ken Clarke says Nigel has insulted John Major and Clarke gets a bit of a ripple of applause from the audience … Cunt Owen Jones obviously picks up on this and his next opening gambit when Dimbledor gives him a chance to speak, he starts by sayin … ‘Nigel has just insulted John Major , blah, blah ..’ and the crowd gives him a bit of an applause again.
      I watched that Labour Cunt, Richard Burgon, on Question Time a few months back at the same caper …. pick up on what gets a bit of an applause that suits him, then keep fucking repeat it to make it sound like his views are popular ….

      • Oops …should be Owen Smith, of course … Owen Jones is still a Cunt though !!!

  26. Silly old bint twisting on about fossil fuels.

    So what’s your answer? Wind, solar, tidal?

    Not one of those “replacements” actually work.

    The only real alternative for the amount of power required is Nuclear.

    Now I don’t want one of those cunts within 100 miles of me but now we have a solution: build them all in Blackpool! Yay! Problem solved!

    Hope that keeps you happy now luv (you deluded geriatric snowflake cunt)!

      • I’m sure that large-scale cremation could yield quite a lot of energy for district heating projects etc.

        Burial is a waste of precious space for these multitudinous cunts.

  27. Yea they should.

    If you want a day off … go self employed you cunt.

    I don’t get paid, neither should you.

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