Thanking God

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I’m sick to the back teeth of hearing boxers and MMA fighters thanking God after a contest. Why do they always have to bring God into it?

“Yeah it was God who made it possible for me to kick fuck out of him. He’ll be pissing blood for a week and I couldn’t have done it without God’s help.”

I notice they never mention God when they’ve lost.

Nominated by Allan.

199 thoughts on “Thanking God”

  1. put a fucking turbine in front of fatty Clarkes gob, the cunt is producing enough wind to keep a thousand homes going, fat, stuttering old cocksocket

  2. Explain please why Kunt Clarke gets to ramble endlessly yet guaranteed Dimblecunt will say “Nigel quickly if you eouldn’t mind”…

    • Because he’s an ABBC cunt who’s whole family have been bankrolled by the establishment since it was incepted.

      This week’s agenda is neo-liberalism.

      20yrs ago it was New Labour.

      40yrs ago it was Thatcherism.

      Whichever way the ABBC political landscape blows the Dimble-cunts are on hand to kiss its brown balloon knot!

  3. Classic. I big up This Week and, well, this week it has become a surreal cunt fest.

    Brillo has definitely been on the fucking sauce tonight.

  4. I wonder if god supports brexit?
    Fuckin handy if he did
    maybe he could part the Chanel and Get his son in on the act “ take up thy bed and walk back to Eastern Europe you Cunts “ ……..

    • He appears to be everywhere!!
      Wonder what his work contract looks like??
      No 9-5 I bet …

      • Me too.

        He’s a loud cunt which could get annoying after a while but you’d have no trouble getting served in a busy boozer.

        Shame Oliver Reed isn’t with us anymore, fuck me id have loved to have gone on the sesh with him.

  7. I just woke up.

    STOP. STOP.

    BREAKING NEWS!!!!

    …weather disruption … …

    You don’t say.

    • By far the most stupid thing I seen on the BBC beast from the eastathon was some daft cunt reporting from a blizzard, with the wind howling and snow blowing everywhere the Cunt looked like Jack Frost, asked by numptys in the studio to give some advice to the locals he said “ it’s a good idea to stay indoors and keep warm”
      Fucking genius!! Absolute genius…….

      • You have to be sorry for these poor reporters they send out into the snow when they could be saying the EXACT same thing in a warm studio. Same when they make the fuckers stand outside the (closed) door of No 10 in the pouring rain.

  8. Kind of on the topic of religion, Hope not Hate need a severe cunting for their just released annual report. Most of it tells of how the U.K. Far right is planning a civil war against Islam to drive muslims out of Europe ( sounds pretty good to me) and that the right / far right are a bigger threat to society than Muslim extremists. How is that then you soft twats ? As far as I can remember the far right have killed 2 people ( incl Jo Cox ) and Isis inspired attacks have killed at least x10times that in the last year. In Hate not Hopes view it seems it’s ok for us to be picked off for the slaughter by Islamists, a bit like the Eloi waiting to be slaughtered by the Morlocks in HG Wells The Time Machine.
    If Hope not Hate wasn’t so dangerous with the sponsorship of senior politicians and coppers ( yes you Mr Rowley you cock end) they would be funny.
    Fuck off you set of traitorous cunts – maybe your view might change if it was your daughters blown up at kids pop concert or exposed to serial sexual abuse ?
    Cunts one and all.

    • Don’t hold your breath W ….
      Question….. How many terrorist atrocities have been committed by white English people over the last 100 years say?
      The last English civil war was 1642!!! Unfortunately it doesn’t sound promising…… shame

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