Panic Buying

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A nomination for all the cunts who went panic buying last week just before the 24hr snowmaggedon was predicted to hit the UK and wipe out all civilisation as we know it.

I popped to my local superstore today (Monday) thinking that as the whilst stuff had pretty much melted away and gone by Saturday evening and the road network was functioning again by Sunday, this would leave plenty of time for staff to return to work, stocks to be transported and shelves re-stocked. After all this is not Russia in the 1980’s is it?

How wrong could I be, no sliced bread, not a crumb. Milk. None exists, apart from the coloured water (Red Top). Bottled water, empty shelves. Butter and spreads, only large size tubs of lard seemed to be left.

What do these cunts think, they are going to be snowed in for a month with no prospect of salvation? It’s not Siberia you cunts, it’ll be raining in a day or two and all back to normal.

On the plus side, plenty of Cider on offer?

Nominated by LeonardoDiCunty

51 thoughts on “Panic Buying”

  1. Totally agree Leonardo, its pathetic.

    It happens every single fucking time. The need to stockpile “just in case” and fuck everyone else.

    The stupidity, selfishness and pure greed of the half wits involved in panic buying including those jostling and fighting for bargains (large screen TV’s and the like) in the mega sales never ceases to amaze me.

    If this is the best that millions of years of human evolution can come up with, as a species we (the human race) must surely go down as having failed miserably.

    • Those large screen tv’s were cheap for a reason. They were shit and I’d be surprised if they still work. Daft cunts.

  2. Until i found ISAC i felt like i was alone, mocked by all and sundry for my misogyny, homophobic tendency, right wing patriotism and directness, my hatred of gooey ” love” based ads and my hatred of child centered culture, your a miserable old wanker is a term ive heard a lot, then ISAC appeared in my phone and i know we of my persuasion are not alone. Thanku to all you lot for brightening my existence.

    • Hold it there civvydog!

      a few rules you need to understand:

      1. only non gender specific pronouns to be used
      2. no deliberate triggering especially of Muslims, LGBTQHFJFFRVKCTDSJOVXLNXTXJXHVNIX+++++++
      3. Any patriotism is automatically racist.
      4. If it applies to you, recognise and apologise for your white privledge

      etc.

      • Many apologies for all future transgressions.
        Has transgression been hijacked yet it sounds like it should be.

    • I’d imagine most of us on here feel like that, Civvydog. But you ought to be proud of your attitude and opinions. I’m happy as fuck to be the odd-one-out and go out of my way almost all the time to offend weak-spined leftie spastics. Most people at work fucking hate me and I wouldn’t have it any other way. Saying stuff that you believe to be “only moderate” that makes a snowflake mongol cry is one of life’s great pleasures.

      • Civvydog, there is no censorship so to speak, but talk of techno is strictly frowned upon.

      • Echoing your sentiments civvy. Life was a bit of a drudge pre ISAC – I liked to go on Facecrook and fuck a few snowflakes off and generally cause fucking havoc on any of my 10 or 11 accounts. Trouble was I forgot which I was allowed on or banned from – I had to keep one clean just to join in the billing and cooing when one of the children’s snaps needed the Fatherly “like” (I fucking hate that with a passion – there should be a fuck off I couldn’t care less flag). Having been banned from most sites that gave me delight in pissing them off – anything with liebour in it, Owen Jones, the swivel eyed lunatic himself, Noel Edmunds, Robert Peston. Virtually every newscaster and political commentator, Paul Mason, Will Self, Stephen Fry – you get my drift. I turned my attention to twatter and as I am not one to revisit an argument after I have delivered my cluster bomb of abuse it was with sheer delight most of the cunts had blocked me – now don’t get me wrong – no threats to life, no out and out death threats and nothing that could be deemed anything other than being a right royal pain in the arse. Rohit Catchull for those not in the know, is the security editor of ITV. Always on site for the aftermath of bombs and general UK terrorism then makes an appearance in the studio. He has the perfect face for kicking until it bleeds purple piss. I called him a cunt for doing a 5 x 5 minute slot on News at ten as an exclusive look at the rise of the far right and the dangers it posed to our country. The final episode of this utter left sponsored and libtard anti white piece of O level journalism ended with 4 half witted cunts in a gym (somewhere in Yorkshire – Rohit couldn’t disclose due to personal safety concerns) sharing the 3 brain cells between the 4 of them proclaiming they were training for trouble – not a gun, machete or even a fucking Stanley knife in sight. Just 4 of your average Leeds sink estate ne’er do well idiots punching fuck out of a punchbag. I asked Rohit if he was going to do a follow up of his coloured brethren fucking and raping white girls or maybe do an expose on the real and present danger of Islam. He replied that in his experience the right presented a greater threat then the left in his opinion so there I had it – 4 dumb Yorkshire men in a gym in Leeds is far more dangerous than the average Islamic crank prepared to blow any amount of poor cunts up on tubes, buses or planes. I called him a cunt and I didn’t receive a reply after that. But – now I have found this cunting Nirvana surrounded by what I consider to be “my sort” of people life just isn’t the drudge it was. I learn and continue to broaden both my vocabulary and I am introduced to cunts who I thought it was only me that hated. I even let my rather dull son in law (a fucking hairdresser if you please) have a quick gander within the hallowed virtual halls of ISAC and he said he “didn’t get it” – I am not surprised son – and I am glad you don’t I said. Youth? Its wasted on the young.

      • It’s amazing that after Brexit the only pro-Brexit folk available for interview were thick as day old porridge nail beauticians and Thunderbird cider drinking, unemployed, Jeremy Kyle fodder.

        And yet all the remainers interviewed were the Tristans and Jemimahs of the world, all within the shit-ring of the M25 and all with more degrees than a thermometer!

        It was the day after Brexit and the way the ABBC conducted themselves in an overt partial way, totally ass-hurt at the result (treacherous, undemocratic cunts) that I said I’d never watch their fake news ever again.

        Then the terror attacks, which they reported as misguided blokes from Kent, etc., totally sickened me.

        ISAC is a great laugh at times but there’s also more common sense discussed on here than anywhere else!

        Ah but you see, common sense – like mathematics – is now racist as far as the libtard digital sheep are concerned!

        Fucking useless cunts!

    • Civvydog and all additional commenters. I agree with your views and comments fully. If I may add, there are commenters from across the English (ooh racist) speaking world represented on here. As Brexit and the large majority that voted for Donald Trump, we can’t all be wrong, can we?

  3. A few years ago when there was a petrol shortage the local village garage got a delivery after a couple of days of being dry. I joined a queue of about 15 cars waiting to use the single pump,in front of me was an old biddy in a mini metro who kept it running all the time we were waiting in the queue. Eventually she got to the front of the line and the lady from the garage filled her up….98 fucking pence worth!!!! The daft old bag must have been full to the gunwales when she joined the queue,but,by fuck,she was going to have some of the rationed fuel. Fuck only knows where she thought she would be going anyhow,she looked like the next long journey that she undertook was liable to be completed in the business-end of a hearse.

  4. I totally agree
    Even days after the rain had pissed it all away there was still fuck all left in Tesco , Lidl or the local coop . Don’t know what we would do if the freeze lasted two weeks .
    Seems either Britain is becoming more dim or the snowflakes were out in full force panic buying . Unbelievable how fucking soft this nation has become .

  5. I bake my own bread, have a state of the art micro brewery, cook curries and chillis in batches for the freezer. There is milk in the freezer and always 2 bottles of Captain Morgan and a bottle of Bombay Sapphire. I would start panicking after 6 months or so if my barley delivery didn’t turn up.
    I am a self sufficient cunt. My days of hurrying and panicking are long gone.

    • A man after my own heart. I have started a plan to live off grid. I have installed a solar electricity system and a home made solar water heater. I’ve started growing some crops, sweet corn, tomatoes, chillies, sweet peppers, assorted squash, beans, peas, spinach and sundry herbs and green leafy stuff. I’m virtually vegetarian but have a stock of canned fish, the rest of my protein comes from whey powder and beans. I too have experimented with baking bread and I brew my own beer, though my “brewery” is far from state of the art, 5 gallon plastic buckets a modified cold box and a fuck off big stainless steel pan with a tap fitted. I’m also cultivating some “special” crops and might experiment with adding those to my beer in a kinda cold hopping fashion.

      • Dry hopping, one of my favourite subjects when discussing how lovely my real ale is with my lager drinking buddy.

        Fucked up last year, grew mini sweet corn to near to the ordinary sweet corn. Ended up with ordinary sweet corn and Davros-mini-fucked-up-cunted-sweetcorn. Do not try this at home.

      • Fucking badgers ate my corn a few hrs before I was going to harvest it. Black and white stripey faced big clawed cunts destroyed the entire crop and munched every cob.

        Cull the cunts.

  6. Plenty of large tubs of lard left.
    That’s the supermarket’s customers isn’t it?

  7. I have a hard enough time reining in the misses buying habits as it is without this shit weather encouraging her.

    Went through the cupboards a while ago and filled up a bin bags worth of out of date stuff, some going back to 2012.

    The only sure way to sort the issue is to get her to pay for the shopping, but don’t fancy me chances of that.

  8. I’m sure these Cunts are the same Cunts who you see with 2 large shopping trolleys full to the brim around Xmas! Listen you fucking daft Cunts it’s not the 70,s where shops closed for multiple days around the festive period, many shops are open Boxing Day !! Nobody is going to starve!!
    The BEAST from the EAST was as usual nothing but a paper tiger!
    To the best of my knowledge nobody was snowed in for a month? Could you imagine the sheer level of panic if the forecast was for 7 DAYS! Of snow?? Absolute bedlam…..
    imagine these modern day fuckers during the blitz??

      • I was/am 54 and frankly really couldn’t give a shit what this fucking mexican bird food is called. It’s tasteless and bloody expensive too.

      • Is it some sort of sex-gadget ? “Quinoa balls” ?

        And I am TRULY brassed off with “seeded” bread. One, three, five, seven, nine… Do I hear eleven from anyone? JC, so many seeds, they could enter loaves into Wimbledon. What was wrong with a simple Granary loaf ?

        Enormous heap of wank.

  10. Going on the size of some of the lardy supertankers cruising the supermarket aisles,they would need to be snowed in for 18months without food before they were in danger of passing away. Greedy scoff hogs.

  11. I am very alarmed at fellow cunters complacency. I have stockpiled sufficient stores of food, booze etc , enough to last 12 months. After all, if Putin can send snow and ice over to Britain, then what else is he capable of? Stockpile boy’s, and quickly. I fear he may send 40 days and 40 nights of rain next!

      • My only requirement from Tossco at the moment is that delicious, filthy blonde bird…

    • @Simple

      You are a wise man. I too have stockpiles in fear of Putin. Mine include toilet paper and ammunition.

      🔫 🚽

  12. Off point…..
    with an EU transitional deal ?
    about to be signed quislings all over the U.K. are growing desperate! Ian harvie from the Scottish Green Party is already talking about how to rejoin the EU? Fuckin Cunt!!
    The Scottish greens and snp are utter Cunts!! Enjoying all the EU baubles ( subs , free market, customs union etc) they are more than happy to take the EURO SILVER!! Whist people south of the the border suffer the drag of a tsunami of free movement! ( low wages, competing with Cunts who would work for less)
    I can’t park my car, see a doctor or dentist without going private despite paying TAX all my motherfucking life!!
    Why the fuck should I subsidise some useless low level tax paying ( if we’re lucky) Cunt from Eastern Europe with 4 kids+! Who uses every facility they haven’t paid a fuckin penny in to since they turned up 5 minutes ago?
    Btw…. this isn’t a rant against Scottish people, it’s more about multinational business and the EU sycophants!
    Fuck this unelected bunch of 1970,s ex communist and federalist wankers!!
    I’m actually retired but I see a lot of my friends struggling with this untenable position!! ……….

  13. It’s the Christmas spend-at-all-costs cunts that need executing, and I include Mrs CnR in this cunting. She gets the food in “early” by spending £250 on Dec 22. Then on the 24th “we have run out of a few things” and another £150 is spunked. Then, fuck me, Boxing day bang goes another fucking £100. But the best day is January 4 when we throw out £200 worth as after sell by date. Micro economics at its best.

    • Yea I’m planning to go but it’s fuckin paddy’s day so I’ll have to see who’s around tomorrow.
      I want to go but I’m not sure about going all the way down there on my own.

      There should hopefully be a few live streams on you tube but it won’t be the same.

      AntiFa will be there… hope they get the bejesus smashed out of em.

  15. Those petrol panicking cunts ate worst.

    Queuing up for 6 fucking hours while I drive past them with my fuel in the red, laughing at them.

    Then next day I just drive straight into an empty petrol station and fill up.

    What stupid cunts.

  16. Funnily enough we had a wee flurry of snow here again today. No road issues or anything.

    Called into the Co-op for my staple three food groups of beer, scratchings and baccy and there was neither a slice of bread or pint of milk (other than Soy o’course) to be seen.

    Apparently they went quicker than a “homey” – after being told that his latest girlfriend is up the duff – on the ‘S’ of snowflake!

    Knee-jerk fucking sheep!

  17. Strictly speaking, one cannot buy panic so perhaps this should have been filed under ‘modern slang’ although if you are American or a Remoaner then you can sell it – or at least try to!

    • Actually that’s not true, I bought panic once.

      Turns out it was a Linda McCartney ready meal!

  19. I think its is more like 3 square meals away from total meltdown.

    Can you imagine what it would be like in the UK if the power and water went off in winter for an extended period?

    One could measure the meltdown almost by the hour.

    If terrorists can hijack 3 planes and fly them into monuments to capitalism in the possible the poster boy city of western cuntsumerism, just what do you think they could be capable of if they turned their attention to power and water supplies.

    The chaos would be astonishing and very very quick to manifest.

  20. Good cunting and is also cast-iron proof that people today are thicker than a barrel of rhino wank. Every single instance of even a dusting of snow…the shelves are stripped to the bare cunt of milk and bread. This shows just how totally cunting selfish, ignorant and duller than a seaside urinal the sheeple of this fucked land really are. “ALERT: We have 8mm of snow. All public transport MUST and WILL grind to a skid. Schools WILL close and people will panic like fuck, because they’re stupid”. Jesus Lord we’re all screwed. Wankage of the premium order.

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