Meghan Markle

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Something of an overdue cunting methinks for media darling and The Royal Family’s newest recruit, Meghan Markle.

Every time I see this sickly-sweet shitcunt smiling, hugging and faking her way through interview after interview, I am reminded of one Barrack Obama. No, not because of the obvious, but because of that whole carefully cultivated media image and the blatant schmoozing going on to further her fucking profile.

Clarifications – I am no royalist. I do not pine like some Daily Mail housewife for the memory of Diana, The People’s Cunt. I do not give a continental fuck who Harry is with. I do not care whether she ruins the monarchy or anything along those lines.

What I do care about is seeing this inane, vapid, professional ‘media personality’ getting endless coverage every time I try to watch the news or read any news website. Worse still is this utterly fucking bonkers, PC driven concept that just because she’s mixed race, the world will be all fucking right. Shove it up your bollocks, for Christ’s sakes.

Here’s what little I know – this cunt’s own birth family is in turmoil and she’s a divorcee; not exactly cunt-worthy facts in isolation but so much then for being the domestic saviour who will transform the Royal Family for the better. She has been exposed as some kind of anonymous blogger who charted her exploits in climbing the greasy pole of Hollywood and effectively stopped at nothing to ‘make it’; hence the strong suspicion that this fucker’s veneer is Magnet-kitchen shallow. She is already settling in on #metoo and equality bandwagons and doesn’t mind being the champion for the inane fuckers praising her, just for being the boning target of an over-indulged ginger cunt.

Always hard to know whether the true cunt in these cases is indeed the subject, the media or the lunatics who see someone of mixed race doing anything outside of crime as some kind of fucking diversity champion. But please get this fucking cunt off the news pages and the TV screens. Just disappear into the fucking background like Countess Wessex.

Nominated by The Empire Cunts Back

66 thoughts on “Meghan Markle”

  1. Old enough to remember the Diana circus and sees herself the same way…..a fashionista and promoter of good causes accepting the adulation of the adoring crowd while Harry Hewitt trails behind looking like a cunt.
    Fucking gold digging bitch. She better hope old Phil the Greek snuffs it soon or she’s in big fucking trouble.

    • : She’s got a little moustache. But I find I’m quite willing to overlook the odd blemish in a woman, providing she’s got something to make up for it. Well, that’s what we’re all here for, innit – to help each other out in this life.

      • Fuck I love the insight of you characters spouting blatant truths about this cunt. However, I hate to see you stressed about this fucking user slapper being in all the spotlight. Instead let us enjoy the coverage sort of as a bookie enjoys a race….to lather in the wagered outcome. I’m just a normal bloke in Alberta Canada, but I appreciate you all having the courage and hindsight to spot this useless cunt and predict the sure motives as and inevitable outcome so typical of these gold digging NPD/BPD sick selfish cunts. Mixed race hero fuck you idiots you’re worse than her, and the metoo and women’s fucking lib, you total creep of a fucking female. Watch and enjoy her every failure as the facade falls away with the days. She’s as phoney as the day is long and its going to show, we get a front row to that so enjoy it gentlemen!!

  2. Sound cunting. I give the marriage two years tops. And then she’ll become a Diane-esque thorn in the side of the royal family. After she’s fired out a couple if quarter ghetto lobsters of course, to enable her in keeping her claws into Harry hewitt.

    Fuck knows what Phil the Greek must make of it all.

  3. Couldn’t give a fuck about her grasping at the Windsock’s dynasty – of insufficient interest to me. She’s actually a damned fine actress (in Suits) and if you check out clips from season 2 or 3, got a fine set of nellies, unlike the above poorly stapled-on shot of some random MonoTit. (Where’s the missing milker ?)

  4. I forsee a future Palace, festooned with zebra skins, war hammers and asagai.
    Little piccaninies running around the newly mud coated terraces, and more in-laws that you could shake a stick at.

    The Palace Gardens, once the site of Royal Gatherings and afternoon teas will be the new refuge for subjugated wimmin, and a commemorative water feature, of a li’l water carrier complete with pitcher.

    The Monarchy were doing a fine time of fucking up there own destiny, and certainly did not need the assistance of a tribal princess from Tinseltown? I give it a few years, just a few.

    • HRH Prince D’Nigglious Nyngo M’butu Arthur of Zuluington

      HRH Princess LaShwanda Nandi Kyute Guinevere of Phonywood

      Together they usher in the New Age of Stinkelot. They create an order…the Punk Assed Bitches of the Square Carpet…and go on a quest for the Multicultural Grail.

  5. That picture has to be photo shopped? Hasn’t it ?Please tell me it’s not really her?
    If that is what Ginger Bob is really knobbing then he is a lucky fucking bastard.

  6. I avoid all shit to do with the royal half-witted parasites. I resent paying for the pampered fuckers with their dozen or so palaces and I resent being expected to drool and dribble while tugging my forelock and wringing my hat.
    Fuck the lot of them.

  7. I’d let Kate play with my lampton but not this flaky D-List sleb. It’ll be over in five years and we’ll have the usual desperate cash-ins like those pitifully wretched helicopter books that that talentless Fergie parasite “wrote.”

    Whatever ankle-biters that this magazin-wife will have subsequently shat out, at least there won’t be a trace of Royal blood in them.

  8. The notion of a head of state who is nominally above politics, is trained from childhood to wave the flag as impressively as possible abroad, inherits the post so doesn’t need argumentative elections etc, seems sound enough to me. Perhaps the money’s a bit too good, and it’s not as if HMQ would want for much on 1% of her current income. Perhaps three palaces and a castle, along with a huge crew of maintenance and catering staff, to say nothing of thousands of acres of prime land with tenants, is a shade ostentatious, and’ let’s face it superfluous. But hey, it seems to work so far, and HMQ works like a pigmentally challenged person for the perks, as far as I can tell. I know I’d get pissed off with everyone you’d meet in that line of business, learn to hate banquets, ambassadors and sheriffs of the county in equal measure, and never get time to curl up with a nice porn video and a case of White Lightning in order to relax.

    But why the fuck do ALL the descendants unto the fourth generation have to be dukes, princesses, whatever, and ride the same gravy train in style? Ok, provisional titles subject to good behaviour for the immediate heir and a spare, maybe, though not their wives/ mistresses. Send the rest for remedial schooling and let them work in B&Q. Or in the case of the Fergoid, Eugenie and Beatrice, cleaning toilets.

    Which would solve the problem of gold diggers getting their hooks into the nth in line to the throne, I think.

    • 3 palaces? . Depends on your definition of palace. The queen privately owns 3, although I doubt pays for upkeep and staff. And has use and staff for many more such as the London palaces, Windsor and god knows what else. They are fantastically wealthy yet we pick up the tab.

      • No we don’t cuntstable. The Royals pay shitloads into the pot (not just tax) from their own personal private income, and then get a bit of it back in the “civil list” (or whatever it’s called these days).

      • Civil list is about 8 Million? Family is worth £500 million. Incomes from lands etc run into many millions. This isn’t really private income as land etc was gifted to them. Not bad for the descendants of some obscure German without a job between them.

      • I’m really more pissed off about the hanger-on cunts, as I said. I think a cost-benefit analysis alone would inform HM that she’d be far more comfortable scaling back a bit. I admit the numbers were wrong.
        Holyrood – palace. Balmoral – technically castle, but Victorian monstrosity will do. Castle of Mey – now owned by the Queen Elizabeth Castle of Mey Trust -not included. Sandringham – country house in 20,000 acres. Buckingham, the well-known palace. Windsor, the well-known castle.
        Two palaces, two castles, one very large holiday home, I make it. And lots of mincers basking in reflected glory. Any more for any more?

        Change the brand, Liz, downsize and streamline the operation. You know it makes sense. But don’t globalise. National identity’s your USP.

  9. Markle is a 5* jackpot golden fucking nugget media whore, the whole shitfest of her visit to a Brixton komoonity radio station with every shade of brown fawning over her like she was Martin Luther King/Diana reincarnation.

  10. Just read that the NME (New Musical Express) is to end publication after 66 years.

    Remember buying it in the late 1960’s/early 70’s.

    With newspaper circulation numbers now in sharp decline, and the music industry churning out so much unmemorable “music” by so many unmemorable people suppose it was sadly inevitable.

    • Used to buy this years ago along with my copy of MCN (motorcycle news), got into it purely as I delivered it to a few customers on my paper round.

      It could be quite educational being a paper boy in the summer mornings. My geography teacher loved my horse racing tips and regularly made a few quid at the bookies and turned a blind eye to my forgotten homework. Especially when it was about third world shit like effects of bilharzia and the Tsetse Fly on the residents of bogo bogo land.

      Never let on to him that I got my information from reading The Sporting Life in the mornings though.

      After the years of successful wins that he had, I still haven’t placed a bet in my life and only been in a bookies twice to use the loo.

      • Man after my own heart Basement.

        Have been into a betting shop once in my life, to place a £10 bet on Poland to win the 1974 World Cup.

        Unfortunately lost my hard earned money, Poland finished 3rd.

        Not a gambler in any shape or form, consider betting shops to be such sad and desperate places where people who can least afford it are parted from their benefits.

    • I used to read it religiously in the late 80s and 90s, along with Melody Maker. The NME had a great column called “Mr.Agreeable” who’d abuse the most hypocritical and sanctimonious cunts of the music industry and society. He could be the spiritual father to this very site.

      • I’m with you on that up to the point that Mr Agreeable was a leftie cunt. But for cunting landfill shit indie bands he was good.

        For some reason shed 7 – utter mince even in their prime – command bigger audiences than they did when they actually sold records.

      • I don’t remember hm being a Leftie, just a generous sprinkling of the insults. I remember him ‘cunting’ Franz Beckenbaur after we lost to the Hun in the 1990 World Cup semis.

        It really reminds me of this site. He always used to end his column with acronym, Cretinous Useless Negligent Tosser of the week.

  11. I shall be sorry to see Phil go, anybody who says that they should have eatin dogs for the anorexic is a good boy in my books, also he isn’t afraid of calling a spade a spade or even a wog a wog.
    The fact that he makes socialist right ons go ape shit is another plus.

  12. A dopey prince up to his conkers in a yank divorcee. Sounds eerily familiar.
    Maybe they’ll be photographed Seigheiling Der Merkelfuhrer…

    • Monarchy everytime over the chance of a president like Blair who with his character would still be in office now after changing things to suit himself, dirty parasiticle , festering, messianic snot gobbling CUNT.

  13. Looks like she will be the polar opposite of the Duchess of Doolittle. Kate, smile, wave and shut the fuck up, this one will be like a SJW Duracell bunny, wimminz rights, human rights, diversity, the environment, mental health….wonder if MI5 owe Big Phil a favour?

  14. I had nearly forgotten about this upstanding pillar of the Kensington and Chelsea community…

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5446405/Grenfell-survivor-faces-jail-tower-cannabis-farm.html

    Just remembered he was due sentencing and couldn’t believe my eyes until I read the name of the sentencing judge. Either that or Meghan had a word on behalf of one of her Grenfellian flock…

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/uk-england-london-43305379

    I’m wondering if this utter cunt has new butane gas cylinders and another portable oven in the hotel that he’s been living the lavish lifestyle again “free of charge”.

    Those cylinders could have killed firefighters on that job or other residents in different circumstances.

    It makes you wonder what else was found in there. Also im just wondering now, how many charges the prosecution service dropped and didn’t / can’t follow through on these cunts?

    • I should have linked it to this as it seems AlBeeb failed to report on his history and form for this type of crime…

      https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/686885/Grenfell-Tower-fire-blaze-cannabis-factory/amp

      Love his lawyers statement at the end…clearly a cunt, representing a cunt.

      A cunt who should be locked up at her Majesty’s pleasure and stripped of his proceeds unless he can prove he has a job that pays in £50 notes to enable his stash hidden in the ceiling to be legitimately earned.

      My meaning of Majesty’s pleasure, isn’t the government paying for his hotel stay and benefits either.

      • Wondering if it was a Sharia court when he was given such a piss poor sentence.

        Kids round my way get more for nicking apples and playing chap door run than this “chemist cunt” got.

        Manufacturing pharmaceutical products in his apartment while “other stuff” was being made elsewhere in the tower.

        What else did his chemistry kit have potential to make?

        Another one walks free, because being on a watch list means nothing…Just look at his previous antics?

        Oh that’s right, we can’t watch them all.

  15. Much prefer Harry to that daft boring gormless looking twat brother of his. Just looking at William gives me the urge to kick his fucking head in. Useless prick.

    Like you think the queen has done a pretty decent job for the UK, and big Phil is great for a laugh.

    Thought Princess Anne was relatively decent but absolutely no time for any of the other fuckers.

    • I think the Duchess of Cuntbridge is even worse than her Prince. A true good for nothing, gold digging, social parasite if ever there was one.

  16. And if no one is watching then the glitterati are likely to accept their rewards via Skype as they have something more important to attend to – like re-stocking the tissue dispensers (or at least ordering Conchita to do it for them).

    It won’t be long before a theatre becomes redundant and all they’ll need is a nice settee or couch for the attendees turning up in person.

    Which is handy because I’ve heard Harvey Wankstain’s got one going cheap!

  17. I give it 5 years tops!
    She’ll bang out at least one sprog then her tickets been punched and she can fuck off back to Hollywood!! The Cunt

  18. As Alex Ferguson allegedly said when that imbecilic cunt, Beckham, got married to Skeletor Spice: ‘Now we are saddled with an attention grabber who we will never be rid of’…
    Fortunately, Old Taggart did get rid of the cunts, but I reckon Old Purple Nose meant it on a global and media scale too… We are still not rid of the skeletal media whore and her thick as pigshit husband and their fucking bastard kids… I expect we’re going to get the same from Meg O’ Marple and all….

    • I bet the cunts are at the wedding too!

      —-

      Hewitt Jnr: “Er, yah, this is the new ball and chain David. May I introduce you to my wife Meghan.”

      Becks: ” ‘allo lav. Its fanny cos I was jast sayin’ to Vic’s that moy first car was a Meghan, ain’t vat right babe’s!”

      Posh: “You said it was a Mondeo you prick!”

      Becks: “Aw yeahhh, bat oy knews it was a girls name or summat loike vat!”

      Posh: “Harry?”

      Hewitt Jnr: “Yes Victoria?”

      Posh: “What about that other thing we talked about? You know, David’s Knighthood?”

      Becks: “Oi!!! Sorry to bat in there Wills me auld China, bat Vics for fack’s sake! ‘Arrr many toimes ‘ave oy gots to tell you, there ain’t no way oy’m wearin’ a suit of fackin’ armour all day!”

  19. I would love it if Phil the Greek was an anonymous cunted here and turned in a 7 paragraph cunting on chinless Chuckie.

  20. Sorry to buck the trend but Meghans shaggability factor is the highest in the family of spongers. I just hope the baby pops out black. That would be so funny. But would they swap it? The trouble with inter racial baby’s is that there could be 4 generations of white, then a black one pops out.

  21. And the NME can fuck right off, the fucking leftie sprouting bog roll. The aforementioned Mr Agreeable was plagiarized from Melody Maker when it went tits up. Janet Street Porter was a fucking columnist ffs. I’m quite happy with Q and Classic Rock and a family subscription to Tidal, thereby cementing me having the best musical (and movie) taste on isac.

    • Just savagely cunted the NME in the nominations, C n R…. By cunts and for cunts…

      • Read it religiously between about 89 to the mid 90s. It always had a leftie tone but back in those pre internet days was the only way you could really find out which bands were playing and when and where.

  22. No we don’t cuntstable. The Royals pay shitloads into the pot (not just tax) from their own personal private income, and then get a bit of it back in the “civil list” (or whatever it’s called these days).

    • About £350m last year from the crown estates. Charlie gets nothing as he gets brass from the Duchy of Cornwall. Liz pays council tax on her non public properties. As far as value for money goes its a monarchy all the way for me. The alternative being a presidential fiasco costing untold amounts of brass. I can’t cunt my Queen. Too long in the Andrew to disrespect my Monarch. Look at your tax bill to see how your money is carved up. This country needs our Royalty. It separates us from the global infestation that is muzzies and Islam. For the brass the Royals do get its chicken feed. For the billions we give to bent Africunts and the EU Liz has given her whole life to service. And I know of no cunt who has done that purely for the love of England. I would go in to bat with any cunt of a differing view.

      • 100% with you Cunto, im a Royalist to me core the alternative is to horrible to consider. All the working class fucking warriors forget that wherever you live on this planet there is always someone at the top and i think we’ve had good value with the Monarchy especially Big Liz and Phil they had a work rate many youngsters would struggle with. Think of the elevated working class types and how quickly the power goes to their heads and they shit on all below them.

  23. Already sick to the back teeth of hearing the inane, fawning bullshit about her every move or strategically planned wardrobe choice.

    Please. Make it fucking stop!

  24. Anybody considering marrying into the countries most dysfunctional family needs their fucking head examined.
    If they were skint they’d be regulars on the Jeremy Kyle show….

    • That shouldn’t stop them. I’m sure JK could put Spritzer on instead of Special Brew at the pre-show buffet??

      They could get Princess Michael of Kent to come on as the drunk, old, racist aunt…oh, hang on a minute…!

  25. I predict this Meg Merkin cuntfest will prove to be seriously bad news for the reputation of the Royals, that is as far as I am able to give two knobs of goat shit.

    In line with the predictions of several esteemed posters above, I give it a couple of years before we read about the tawdry details of the split in a ten page spread, courtesy of the Sun.

    Merkin is in it for the power, adulation and wealth. An unabashed, ruthless climbing cuntflap.

    Daft Ginger Hewitt Spawn’s mind is still swimming around in a stupor of ecstasy after losing his load, probably in most of her orifices. The daft cunt cannot see the precipice he is rapidly heading towards in his sexually-induced soporific state.

    A classic case off the small head ruling the big head.

  26. A view from across the pond:

    Who the fuck is Meghan Mariel? Suits? Never saw it. Prince Harry? Christ, how many fucking Princes do they have? Why do I give a fuck about this?

    After having it explained to me:

    Yeah…yeah…yeah. OK..OK…I get it. A pampered brat with the pedigree of a terrier marries a worthless twerp with the pedigree of a mutt. I still don’t give a fuck.

    Just a pair of worthless, parasitic cunts sponging off the taxpayers as far as I’m concerned.

    • Oops. Thanks to auto correct I didn’t even get the twat’s name right. Fuck! It doesn’t even know who she is.

      😂

  27. I wonder if Meghan Markle has seen the pictures of the ginger cunt when he went to a party dressed as a nazi.

  28. Must admit I had never heard of the tart until she became Son of Hewitt’s fancy bit…
    Actress? In what? Suits is probably a US version of Take The High Road or (if you want to go downmarket) Hollyoaks…. All this fuss and ‘Prince and the Showgirl’ bullshit from the media and Twittermongs… It’s not as if H has bagged a proper superslapper celebrislag, is it?….

  29. So I’m not misunderstood:

    I have no problem with a Constitutional Monarchy as a form of government…assuming of course that it governs with the consent of the governed…which yours does. In all but name you are essentially a Republic.

    I have no problem with Good Queen Bess. Actually, I think she’s done a pretty good job. It’s her ever growing litter of Krautzen Bratten mooching off the taxpayer that I have an issue with.

    They…should be made to earn their keep…and ceremonial appearances in front of an adoring mob…or at BATFA…or at the opening of the new Royal Multicultural Hall…doesn’t count.

  30. Just a note to finish on as I am sure it deserves a cunting all of its very own. Its late and I cant be arsed coming up with a witty diatribe – suffice to say that whatever Nationwide Building society is attempting to achieve or who it is trying to appeal to using that pair of talentless cunts singing with a Rolf Harris type stylophone is onto a fucking loser. The networks must be seething that so many switch off when these two wagglefucks appear that it has to be a ratings / revenue loser. I am even contemplating shifting my savings account if some dumb Rupert from advertising thinks this latest shitfest is anything other than a complete waste of money – CUNTS. Nationwide – for over 100 years spending stakeholders money on fucking shite.

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