Co ngratulations to Boilsucker who secures a win by picking former Eurovision host Katie Boyle who died today at 91.So we move on to Dead Pool 89.
Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one)
1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!
2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).
Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.
Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck
My Picks :(Shaun)
Leah Bracknell
Stefan Karl Stefannson
Johnny Clegg
Marieke Vervoot
Colin Butts
Windsor Davies
William Shatner
June Whitfield
Barbara Knox
Billy Connolly
1
Camel-laaah Parkyer-Bowels
Silly Jilly Cooper
Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
Emma Twatson
Laura Cuntsberg
1
James Earl Jones
Gary Glitter
Freddy Foreman
Robert Duvall
Robert Ito (Sam from Quincy)
2
BLAIR mr and mrs waiting for my 2 voodoo dolls to arrive so i can hurry the process
5
Oscar Pistorius
Dick Dale
Boy George
Michael Barrymore
Former Pope Benedict
1
Ginger Baker
Pope Francis
Sheldon Adelson
Rick Wakeman
Gerry Adams
1
Olivia Newton John
Jobbie Williams
Bernard Hepton
Jan Michael Vincent
Kenneth Cope
1
Leon ‘Vader’ White
Harley Race
Ric Flair
Dick ‘The Destroyer’ Beyer
‘Superstar’ Billy Graham
2
Parliamentary Democracy
The rule of Law
Free Speech
My faith in our legal system
Policing by consent
5
Nice try.All 5 died some years ago.
5
Is Dennis Nordern still hanging on? Fuck me pink, the old cunt must be entering the fossilisation stage.
5
Sidney Poitier
Kenny Lynch
Iris Apfel
Norman Tebbit
Pam “fucking” Ayres
1
John Hume
Jack Charlton
Geoffrey Palmer
Doug Mountjoy
Greavsie
1
Buzz Aldrin
Chuck Yeager
James Randi
Virginia McKenna
Keith Richards
1
Charles Aznavour
Julio Iglesias
Micheal Parkinson
Donald Sutherland
Bob Hawke
1
Please put Pele in place of Donald Sutherland
1