Co ngratulations to Boilsucker who secures a win by picking former Eurovision host Katie Boyle who died today at 91.So we move on to Dead Pool 89.
Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one)
1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!
2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).
Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.
Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck
My Picks :(Shaun)
Leah Bracknell
Stefan Karl Stefannson
Johnny Clegg
Marieke Vervoot
Colin Butts
Cloris Leachman
Richard Wilson
Burt Reynolds
Tessa Jowell
Betty White
0
Herman Wouk
Stanley Baxter
Martin Sheen
Bill Ward
Frank Field
0
I thought it was Cheryl from Bucks Fizz in the pic for a minute there.
Never heard of her until radio four announced it today…… They played a clip of her describing her father as evil, thoughtful and had maybe a bit of an interest in incest…… Bet that had radio four listeners spitting tea all over the conservatory….
4
Fuck me, after a week of java script and spam notices I’m back……. Fuck did you lot miss out on some brilliant posts that i had rejected……… Or mibbees not…. 😊
3
We’re tougher than you might think…
1
Peter Sutcliffe
Peter Tobin
David Berkowitz
George Bush senior
Robert Mugabe
0
Michael Caine
Kirk Douglas
Eve Marie Saint
Brian Blessed
Joanna Lumley
0
Doris Day
Kirk Douglas
Franco Zifferelli
Jimmy Carter
Peter Kay
0
Des O’connor
Des Lynam
Nicholas Parsons
Meatloaf
Roy Walker
0
Fuck……gazumped at the last second again
Fuck Kirk
Vera Lynn
0
Stan Lee
Betty White
David Jason
Paul Gascoigne
Phil the Greek
0
Swap Betty White for Dick van Dyke
0
Liz Carr
Elton John
Paul McCartney
OJ Simpson
Kanye West
Good Shot, Boilsucker.
0
Jerry Maren
Richard O’Sullivan
Terry Jones
Jill Gascoigne
Hardy Kruger
0
Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst
0
Congrats BS…
Hal Holbrook
Dennis Waterman
Derren Nesbit
John Carpenter
Al Leong
1
Linda Nolan
Olivia de Havilland
Peter, Lord Carrington
Pierre Cardin
Bill Turnbull
1
Declan McPartlin
Sergei Skripal
Yulia Skripal
Jimmy Greaves
Valery Giscard d’Estaing
3
Sergei ang Yulia / yu hif inzyder nowlege ?
2
It is Ant McPartlin and Declare Donnelly.
1
You mean there’s two of the cunts?!
I meant the drunken cunt with the bent Mini
And how come the cunt wasn’t charged with drink driving. When my other half was caught he was charged before they let him out but he’s not a telly sleb is he?
5
It will be the cowardly fucking Met who are too scared to charge a celebrity just in case wooooooo either that or corruption prevents them. celebrity protecting arseholes.
2
The Dalai Lama
Rupert Murdoch
Alex Ferguson
Neil Simon
Nile Rodgers
1
I’m imaging them trying to put the lid down on Nile Rodgers coffin and his dreads and beads keep getting caught… Hahaha…
On one hand he deserves death for the pish he’s produced, but on the other hand, he’d become a bigger legend than he already inexplicably is and would be on the radio forever and in every advert that isn’t using a David Bowie track…..
Bowies estate must be raking it in with all they ad jingles….
4
Cicely Tyson
Willie Nelson
James Caan
Jocylen Wildenstein
1
lionel Blair
Angela Lansbury
Mel Brooks
Bobby Charlton
Barry Chuckle
1
Sterling Moss
Javier Perez de Cuellar
Henry Kissinger
Bob Barker
Sean Connery
1
Ginger Baker
Harry Roberts
Elizabeth Sax Coburg Gotha
Des Lynam
Gary Linekunt please god, by a mad 35 year old child muzzie
7
Vince Cable
Neil Kinnock
Karl Junker
Ringo Starr
Veronica Leach
2
Warren Buffet
Bob Dole
Honor Blackman
Baroness Trumpington
Jerry Maren (last surviving Wizard of Oz munchkin)
2
I’ve nabbed Jerry Maren.
2
Apologies m’lord….Emperor Akihito of Japan.
2
Tommy Docherty
Frank O’ Farrell
Cleo Laine
Pete Murray
Eileen Derbyshire
2
Fuck once again all me best noms nicked. Cunts.
Roy Hudd
Rhonda Fleming
Val Kilmer
Tony Bennett
Albert Finney
2
Rip torn
Michael Caine
Michael hesletine
David soul
Jimmy carter
2
Tony Blackburn in stead of Jimmy carter and Michael Caine.
3
Thanks to Marty Feldman for:
“Radio One’s a load of fun
Like migraine headaches”
3
Congratulations to a worthy winner!
Alan Alda
Donald Sutherland
Patricia Routledge
Peter Allis
Stan Lee
3
Lilly fucking Allen
John Venables
Syvester Stalone
Bill Murray
Honour Blackman
3
Gerald Harper
Bill Maynard
Pearl Carr
Millicent Martin
Desmond Morris
A big thank you to Katie Boyle for my first dead cunt winner
7
Murray Walker
Gordon Banks
Clive James
Denis Norden
David Van Day
2
Ozzy Osborne
Dennis skinner
Bill Cosby
Madeleine albright
George Takei (sulu)
1