Dead Pool [89]

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Co ngratulations to Boilsucker who secures a win by picking former Eurovision host Katie Boyle who died today at 91.So we move on to Dead Pool 89.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one)
1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck

My Picks :(Shaun)
Leah Bracknell
Stefan Karl Stefannson
Johnny Clegg
Marieke Vervoot
Colin Butts

58 thoughts on “Dead Pool [89]”

  2. Camel-laaah Parkyer-Bowels
    Silly Jilly Cooper
    Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
    Emma Twatson
    Laura Cuntsberg

  3. James Earl Jones
    Gary Glitter
    Freddy Foreman
    Robert Duvall
    Robert Ito (Sam from Quincy)

  4. BLAIR mr and mrs waiting for my 2 voodoo dolls to arrive so i can hurry the process

  5. Oscar Pistorius
    Dick Dale
    Boy George
    Michael Barrymore
    Former Pope Benedict

  7. Olivia Newton John
    Jobbie Williams
    Bernard Hepton
    Jan Michael Vincent
    Kenneth Cope

  8. Leon ‘Vader’ White
    Harley Race
    Ric Flair
    Dick ‘The Destroyer’ Beyer
    ‘Superstar’ Billy Graham

  9. Parliamentary Democracy
    The rule of Law
    Free Speech
    My faith in our legal system
    Policing by consent

  10. Is Dennis Nordern still hanging on? Fuck me pink, the old cunt must be entering the fossilisation stage.

  11. Sidney Poitier
    Kenny Lynch
    Iris Apfel
    Norman Tebbit
    Pam “fucking” Ayres

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