TV Tarts


I’d like to nominate the TV Tarts – brainless, talentless cheap in all senses of the word arseholes like Mylene Klass (especially), Katie Price, the Kardashin brass, for a long overdue cunting. Like Blair and Beckham these cunts are so desperate to get into the papers and they don’t care how fucking cheap they make themselves look to do it:

https://www.standard.co.uk/showbiz/celebrity-news/lets-go-ladies-myleene-klass-strips-naked-to-mark-debut-fitness-dvd-a3756386.html

Here we have a woman of 40 stark bollock naked having in the past appeared in very flimsy clothing, any desperate excuse to be seen in a wet tee shirt. Why do they do it?. There are much younger models like that girl in Coronation Street, who has very lovely and big jugs appearing in the show’s Tassel night club, lap dancing. It’s the only reason I watch that show, but she is half the Klass tarts age and looks far less brassy.

What next? Klass minge?

Nominated by W C Boggs

26 thoughts on “TV Tarts

  1. That picture is so gross on so many levels…yuk^10!

    Apart from that have been unable to set foot in M&S since it’s sickening visage contaminated their TV ads over a decade ago.

  2. I’m able to watch BBCA (BBC America). I wanted (and in fact still want) to have a 3 some with Liz Bonnin and Bettany Hughes.

    • …but to the point of the cunting….I agree. There isn’t one member of the Kardashian cunt clan that I would piss on if they were on fire.

    • Bettany Hughes, Oh yes!

      Stuff Liz Bonnin, a threesome with the lovely Bettany and Merrilees Parker for me.

      Better still a week on week off arrangement with the pair of them, stop me getting bored

  3. Brexit scare. Day 8 (or possibly 7)
    This from the so-called BBC.

    ‘EU Brexit negotiator Michel Barnier has warned that a transition period immediately after Brexit in 2019 is “not a given”.

    He outlined continuing disagreements between the UK and EU over issues like freedom of movement during the period.

    He also said the UK’s decision to leave the EU single market and customs union meant border checks at the Irish border were “unavoidable”.’

    I think we are ok with the Irish border. I think Ireland will be ok with the border arrangements. But the EU bureaucracy are not. So here we go again. Let every fucker in. Punish UK by punishing the Irish. Transition means letting as many EU nationals, including the % of Jihadiis amongst them. After all Europe is chock a block with the fuckers. Give the fuckers houses and benefits or we will punish you.
    Fuck off. It is time elected EU officials got involved to look out for their national interests not the interests of the unelected, bloated, self important gnomes of
    Brussels. Or maybe Strasbourg depending on day of week.

  4. What is the fucking difference between MK and the scantily clad girls at the Presidents Club, or the darts walk on girls, or the F1 champagne girls?

    Is it the naked female form, or just the naked female form when in close proximity and providing titillation to men?

    Partially scantily clothed women BAD but naked women (except for the trainers) GOOD?

    Realise that women are not always known for their logic but really confused on this one.

    • Don’t think it’s a woman actually.

      You can put trainers on a sow, but it’s still a sow.

  5. As said in a bristolian accent “diarrhear with daps on”
    that thing oiled up and incontinent lol
    give it a bottle of wine and a tab end

  6. The pic of a naked MK puts me in mind of the Deliverance ‘squeal piggy squeal’ scene with the Mountain Man and the city round-boy.

    “He’s got a real purty mouth, ain’t he?”

  7. The only possible way I could enjoy the Klassy one is to have her tied over a “fucking horse” with a gimp ball in her mouth and a blindfold on her. Fucking vile cunt with good fuckmeat is all she is.

  8. It’s funny how sexism and promoting a sexual image of the fairer sex soon takes a back seat when there’s a buck to be made!

    No like those horrendous whores who were scantily – but fully – clothed at boxing, darts and F1 events (who were getting well paid for their time, the F1 ladies at least)!

    The thing is, and the thing that rankles with faux feminism and assumed misogyny, is that no cunt even bothered to ask the ladies – doing the boxing cards, darts walk ons or F1 pit ladies – in question their thoughts on the matter.

    It was just assumed by the Brunhilda’s and Bella Embergs that all women *must* be equally horrified at the thought.

    Nope. And now there’s a load of women out of pocket who didn’t think it degrading in the slightest. But they are wrong, and they have no say in a modern neo-liberal (fascist) society where group-think decides how we should feel and what our moral compass should be.

    Back in the day, me Nan would have said: “Mind your own beeswax!”

    • All these unemployed women previously employed in the sports and entertainment industry will have to put in for warehouse jobs and make sure they get their equal pay if ABBC QT is anything to go by.

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