Catherine Elizabeth Newman

Catherine Elizabeth Newman is an English journalist and presenter of Channel 4 News. And an ocean going cunt.

Professor Jordan B Peterson is a renowned clinical psychologist, ex associate professor at Harvard University and currently full professor at the University of Toronto. He is a critic of political correctness, post modernism and identity politics. He recently came to the public’s ( goldfish like ) attention when he refused to call snowflake trannies by their “preferred” pronoun as mandated by Canadian law C-16. He is not a cunt.

Peterson has just published a new book, “12 Rules for Life: An Antidote to Chaos” ( available for download at your favourite pirate hang out ). In essence a hardline self-help manual of self-reliance, good behaviour, self-betterment and individualism aimed at generation snowflake. In other words, “grow the fuck up!”

Well, Peterson went on a world tour to publicise the book and found himself facing Cathy fucking Newman on C4. The resultant train wreck of an “interview” was an attempted hatchet job by Ms Newman in which she spectacularly failed to lay a glove on Peterson throughout the entire 30 minutes. In point of fact, she made a bit of a cunt of herself by repeatedly misrepresenting what Peterson had said ( straw manning ). Example;

Peterson; To succeed in business you need intelligence and single minded commitment.

Newman; So you are saying woman aren’t intelligent?

Watch the whole interview here;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMcjxSThD54

Peterson has a huge internet following, and with good cause. He is one of the very few people speaking any sense these days. Inevitably the above video went viral and now has more than 3 million views. Also inevitably it has 122,000 likes and only 2,000 dislikes. Also inevitably some of the comments are quite critical of Ms. Newman and her twitter account has been inundated by remarks critical of her pathetic interview technique. Being the good feminazi she is, Newman claims this criticism is abuse, C4 have claimed to have called in a private security consultant and the left meeja ( guardian, independent etc.) have jumped on the bandwagon. This despite Newman refusing to release the offending messages and no complaints to the police have been made.

In a display of magnanimity, Peterson took to his twitter account to urge people to “back off” from Newman. Is she grateful for such good grace and generosity? Is she fuckers like! To her this further confirms her opinion of Peterson; that he is an “Alt Right” provocateur with an army of twitter trolls at his beck and call.

Even when these neo marxist slime whores have their arse handed to them on a plate, they still attempt to turn this into a win. It is the same twisted logic which says not wanting to snog a tranny is transphobia, that wanting to protect your kids from islamic rape gangs is islamophobia and that we need a second brexit referendum because people didn’t know what they were voting for. Cunts!

Nominated by Skidmark Eggfart.

James Corden [7]


You can’t let that fat cunt Corden get away without an RV sized cunting after the Grammys last week.

He’s got more chins than a Chinese telephone book, strains the strength of the cotton holding on his shirt buttons to the limit and proves that, even if you’ve got no talent, there’s space for you on the TV (Although you need a giant screen for this porker)

It’s a fucking mystery to me how they haven’t given him the chop like they did with that other arsehole Morgan ( but at least Morgan is smart). The only reason I can think of is that he’s got some very valuable videos, in a secure safe, of the big shots ordering their assistants ( male or female) to give them a blow job.

On the positive side he gives hope to all the bingo callers at the Saturday Night Legion shows. Truly a mistake in the cosmos of things

Nominated by Paul Ya Plonker

Hosted by James Cordon (non-US citizen, like John Oliver, Travor Noah, Samantha Bee, Lorne Michaels…) somehow bestowed with permanent green card, welcomed to prosper in the U.S., having been ignored in his own country (where he could not make a penny) due to his own lack of talent.

Being preach to by Bono about Dreamers (criminal trespassers) in a country he is not a citizen of.

Why the CDC allows The Edge to enter since the 80’s I’ll never understand. This morning the self absorbed delusion is always forever. Lowest rating ever? Nah…Not in James’ mind

Nominated by Grammys top cunt