Congratulations to Shaun i.e me who scores another Deadpool victory by picking Irish Footballer Liam Miller who sadly died from cancer today aged just 36.Miller was a Midfielder for Manchester United under Sir Alex Ferguson Celtic under Martin O`Neill Sunderland Queens Park Rangers and the Republic of Ireland over a nearly 20-year career that ended less than 2 years ago.
So the slate is wiped clean and we move on to Dead Pool 82.
Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):
1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!
2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).
Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.
Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck
My Picks (Shaun):
Leah Bracknell
George Alagiah
Morgan Tsvangirai
Dean Francis
Marieke Vervoot
Tessa Jowell
Richard Wilson
Betty White
Bridget Bardot
Burt Reynolds
0
Ozzy Osborne
Dennis skinner
Bill Cosby
Anthony Hopkins
Michael Caine
0
I surrender Shaun. Cannot compete with your genius in this area.
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Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst
0
Billy Graham
Stan Lee
Olivia de Havilland
Peter, Lord Carrington
Pierre Cardin
0
Jerry Maren (Last surviving munchkin)
Windsor Davis
Patricia Routledge
Terry Jones
Patrick Stewart
0
Javier Perez de Cuelar
Vera Lynn
Mary Wilson, Harold’s widow not the singer
Lloyd Blankfein
Kirk Douglas
0
Jackie Stallone
Karl Lagerfeld
Barbara Bush
Paul McCartney
Betty White
0
Betty White already bagged….
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Saw Miller play a few times… Not a bad player, but not a great one either…
Tommy Docherty
Frank O’ Farrell
Cleo Laine
Roman Polanski (n@nce cunt)
Pete Murray
0
Peter Sutcliffe
George Bush senior
David Berkowitz
Peter Tobin
George Soros
0
Fuck me, Shaun has “ something of the night about him.”
Doris Day
Peter Kay
Sylvia Syms
Jimmy Carter
Dick van Dyke
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Do me a favour Sean – if I ever piss you off or make it onto your shit list please give me chance to make amends.
With grovelling regards
PS – shame about Miller – once a red always a red – RIP young man. Sincere condolences to your family and friends. No age and no way to go.
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Once a red always a red…. True, unless it’s cunts like Neil Webb, Slippery Jim Leighton, Judas Tevez, Andrei Kanchelskis and Johnny ‘Leeds twat’ Giles… Fuck all that lot, but RIP Liam…
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On reflection to be fair Shaun, they are all terminally ill 😉
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Why should blokes have all the fun ??!
A PC, all-wimmin candidates’ list this time…
Joanna Plastic Bumley
Camell-aaaah Parkyer-Bowels
Silly Jilly Cooper
Harriet Harman
Dawn French
(although the latter indeed looks a bit like a Don to me. Laugh, I thought I’d never fucking start. Vicar of Dibley about as funny as shitting yourself in public.)
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Clive James
Murray Walker
Denis Norden
Jim Bowen
Gordon Banks
0
Ginger Baker
Pope Francis
Roman Polanski
Rick Wakeman
John McCain
Cuntgrats Shaun
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John Carpenter
Hal Holbrook
Dennis Waterman
Judi Dench
Al Leong (actor, martial arts expert and stuntman).
0
Sidney Poitier
Kenny Lynch
Iris Apfel
Norman Tebbit
Pam “fucking” Ayres
0
I’m in for the long haul.
Prince George
Princess Charlotte
Harper Beckham
Alexis Olympia Ohanian Junior (Serena Williams’ daughter with Alexis Olympia Ohanian, a guy, for fuck’s sake)
Rumi and Sir Carter (Beyoncé and Jay Z’s twins)
Aren’t celebrities cunts when naming their children?
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The Beckham’s next spermdribble will be christened “Aytilate”…
After the shop where he did her, whilst she bent over the frozen pizzas.
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My wishful thinking list, if two entries are allowed.
Russell Brand
Nicola Sturgeon
Hillary Clinton
Tony Blair
Catherine Elizabeth Newman
0
Only 5 names per person.
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The Jamaican bobsleigh team.
Those two singing Cunts in that fucking Nationwide ad.
Good Shot, Shaun.
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bloody hell Shaun u to your old tricks again lol . Mine are
Angela Lansbury
James Earl Jones
Robert Duvall
Gary Glitter
Freddy Foreman
0
Des O’connor
Des Lynam
Nicholas Parsons
Meatloaf
Roy Walker
0
Buzz Aldrin
Chuck Yeager
Virginia McKenna
Honor Blackman
George “Johnny” Johnson (Dambuster)
0
Oscar Pistorius
Dick Dale
Boy George
Michael Barrymore
Former Pope Benedict
0
The Dalai Lama
Rupert Murdoch
Alex Ferguson
Neil Simon
Nile Rodgers
0
Pele
Jimmy Carter
Donald Sutherland
Barbara bush
Sheik Khalifa of Abu Dhabi
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Now I know he’s ill, I’ll have onto her punt on Genesis P Orridge, plus:
Christopher Plummer
Nicolas Sarkozy
Christine Kirchner
Bez
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Prolific Shaun, prolific.
Herman Wouk
Stanley Baxtef
Martin Sheen
Ronald Atkins ex MP
Baron Terence Higgins
0
That should be Baxter.
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