Steve Coogan

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With yet another upcoming regurgitation of Alan Partridge due on the Al-BBC early next year, Coogan is in the papers at the moment, bemoaning the fact that so many of the British public with his not-so-alter ego in voting for Brexit. Coogan makes the hurried point that he is really ‘conflicted’ as a remainer, and finds the Brexit vote ‘depressing’.

Bravely though, Coogan is able to forego his principles and carry on playing Brexit-supporting Partridge. What a fucking trooper. I’m guessing the moolah on offer for reprising your well worn and now unfunny caricature of yourself helps ease the pain of such a ‘depressing’ dichotomy.

Fuck off Coogan, you cunt. Your patronising arrogance on what British people voted for is about as welcome as a turd in a fruit bowl. A bit of cash will soon see those hard-earned principles put on the back-burner, eh? What’s ‘depressing’ is seeing you ruin and milk to death a comedy creation that was last genuinely funny more than 20 years ago. I also find it ‘depressing’ to endure more than 10 seconds of you and that crater-faced leek-munching sheepsbumfucker Rob Brydon, trying to out-cunt each other in that cringeworthy shitshow known as ‘The Trip’.

A major cunt from womb to tomb, Coogan is, and always will be a vintage cunt, whose cuntitude will only get stronger with age.

Nominated by The Empire Cunts Back

53 thoughts on “Steve Coogan”

  1. During the 90s when everyone was raving about Partridge, I was left scratching my head. He was the least funny thing on The Day Today and when he went on to have his own series, I was flummoxed. I cannot fathom how Coogan has had any success. It seems like ambition over talent.

    What is gratifying is that he’s clearly frustrated playing these loser roles thinking he ought to be “up there” with the real actors. That hasn’t happened and probably won’t. Too much ego and not enough talent.

    Furthermore, ‘Philomena’ was gibbering, sentimental vomit.

    • He had a cheeky smile thats how he achieved his fame, and he had a quick wit but I agree I never found him that funny either

      Btw good cunting empire

  2. Coogan always used to pop up on Top Gear, playing the chummy, (not so) cool petrolhead mate and then after the other cunts got a bit of a roasting in the media for some quite funny quips about Mexicans, this snowflake started getting all uppity and turned like some spineless little shitehawk. Obviously the situation itself was nothing but it was one of those times where I noticed what a fickle little jellyfish he was. Fucking curly haired bellend.

  3. Once upon a time The Brussels Broadcasting Corporation had a reputation for innovative ground breaking comedy. These were the cunts who could afford to take risks because they didn’t have to worry about audience figures.
    You can trace a line from the Goons through Hancock, Steptoe, Til Death, Python, Dads Army, Fawlty Towers……I could go on and on, fill in your own spaces.
    Now all we get is the same old right on, toeing the liberal line dreary fucking pro-EU total bollocks of which this tired old cunt is a shining example.
    Fuck off Coogan…jump into bed with Blair, Clegg, Kinnock, Major, Heseltine, Cable, Mandelson, Clarke and all the other faded old cunts.
    No more innovation now, just yesterday’s men. Just fuck off.💤

  4. I reckon the likes of Cuntgan and Chinny Chin Chin Brydon may have been impregnated with Owen Jones ‘special formula’ along with quite a few similar cunts like Hugh Dennis, Alan Davies and David Mitchell. Probably a requirement for appearing on any BBCunt panel show. Oh, as well as being not funny.

    • And he’s a full on Labour luvvie cunt, ‘starring’ in Catweasel’s party propaganda videos, along with that other unfunny hobbit fuck Martin Freeman.

      • If Corbyn actually gets himself elected, multi millionaire cunts like Coogan will be heading for the USA (and their more favourable tax structure) faster than Superman on amphetamines.

      • Indeed Mr B, they will be gushing over comrade catweazle and his inclusive and progressive policies from the safety of their tax havens.

  5. Deep Joy.
    Just listened to Blair being dismantled by a well prepared John Humphries on the Today programme. Any Remoaners listening must be holding their heads in despair as their cause was fucked over by this irrelevant, deluded war criminal.
    A cunt with zero self-awareness.

  6. Coogan is so funny. I nearly smiled once back in the mid 90s at his hilarious antics. And his act has developed so well. Now he does piss poor impressions while eating. A comedy giant.

  7. I am pretty certain that Coogan knows he is cunt; he’s clever like that. A clever cunt who has got away with it for years.

  8. All that self righteous shit about Top Gear and the Mexicans showed this cunt up for the self serving two faced arsehole that he is.
    Bessie mates one second then sliding the dagger into their backs the next.
    The original virtue signaller and wannabe luvvy.
    Bag of shite indeed…

  9. A classic virtue siganller, without a doubt… And a hypocrite to boot… He recently said that in America they didn’t really know (or care) about Partridge, so he was seen (he says) over there as a ‘serious ‘indie’ (pass the bucket) actor’… Delusional for a start… He is not a great actor by any stretch of the imagination… But also milking Partridge and then being (it sounds) ashamed and embarrassed of the character who made him when it comes to impressing Yank luvvie cunts?

    Anyway, Father Ted and the mighty League of Gentlemen piss all over cock piss partridge…

  10. I did like Partridge at the start… I thought it was a piss take of Elton Welsby and/or Nick Owen… But that second series (‘Dan! Dan!’ and all that crap) was a big let down… Should have done a Father Ted, Fawlty, Towers, and even what Peter Kay did with Phoenix Nights: end it on a high note and not do it to death…

    • Unfortunately the great Father Ted was curtailed by the sad death of the main character. It is still on and I still watch it, even though I am now word perfect.

      • I think Dermot Morgan said he wanted to quit after series 3 to keep it fresh and end at the top… I reckon he would have revisited Ted at some point… But, as you say, his sad passing ended all hopes of that… The best comedy of the last 20 odd years… Father Ted….

      • Indeed, where do you all think my moniker on here came from, so no cunters, my name on here was named after a Father Ted character, and not after an ailment I suffer terribly from all along!

      • Father Dick Byrne was Ted’s rival (who also lived on a desolate island with a halfwit and an aged drunkard).

        “Really?”

        “Noooooo!!”

      • Oh fuck, I live in a desolate place and I am certainly an aged drunken halfwit.

        A last I am something!

  11. A lot of people and media twats do rave about Partridge… But where would he (it) come in a list that featured Alf Garnett, Dad’s Army, Steptoe, Eric & Ernie, Fawlty, (early) Del Boy, Rigsby, Hancock, Likely Lads, Porridge, Spike’s ‘Q’, Dave Allen, (early) Python, Yes Minisiter and Reggie Perrin? And Rik Mayall’s Alan B’Stard was funnier than Partridge…

  14. I knew that Coogan was partial to the old devil’s dandruff, but I didn’t know he was stupid enough to pork Courtney Love… I mean, for fuck’s sake… The bloke can’t be fussy, can he?
    I would rather eat shit than go near that smack filled crabs riddled groupie gluebag…

  15. I don’t know if I’ve just become grumpy and old but how many unfunny cunts are out there? Yet they sell out theatres, fuck, even arenas, and the sheep sit there in absolute hysterics, and I’m just bemused.

    I wish I did get it, I’m missing out.

    • Me too. I’ve never seen one show this cunt has done. Look at the photo, his mug is enough to put you off. Him and Peter Kay and all the rest of them are as funny as death. They’d have to pay me a lot of money and provide me with recreational drugs before I’d sit through one of their performances.

    • Agree CNR. The biggest problem is your not allowed to take the piss anymore which is a vital ingredient of humour. Back in the day comedians had free reign to speak their mind, you had the choice to either listen to them or ignore them. I am sick to the back teeth of jokes about Brexit voters, Tories or how silly us men are.

      • Still allowed to take the piss, so long as subject is Brexit, Tories, or how silly us men are.

        Except for Bliar, Heseltine and Adonis, of course.

  16. Unquestionably Cougan like so many über cunts before him in particular though I’m thinking of The cunts Ben Elton and David Baddiel, took that same turn in the road several years into their fame which saw them going from being hardworking and at times funny cunts that appealed to a minority audience to be lazy unfunny preaching cunts taking a shilling from Al-BBC.

    I liked his Paul Calf but that was in 93 and there’s a lot of other things I liked doing in 93 too but times have moved on and I can’t say those things in the open anymore.

    Partridge appeared around this same time and there’s absolutely zilch funny about the cunt.

    I reckon I could raise a chuckle if I heard Cougan had smashed one of his many Ferraris up and got decapitated in the process.

    Btw has David Baddiel been cunted yet?

    • Ben Elton was sort of ok (The Young Ones and Blackadder 2 mostly) until he gained fame as an author. All the critical adulation obviously went to his head, driving said head firmly and permanently up his own arse and leading him to ruin Blackadder by making it all about the bloody class system (Yawn).

      “Yes indeed Ladies and Gentlemen…”

      • Thanks SB

        Clearly overdue then so I’ll work on saving up an extra extra portion of bile for that cunt as he deserves ‘special attention’.

      • I went to see Ben Elton at The Brighton Dome way back when (early 90s I think). It was awful. He was very coarse, F bombing every other word and overall, not that amusing. I left at the interval, bitterly disappointed.

    • Looks like the sort of cunt that would barge to the front of a queue of us lesser folk while shouting “Don’t you know who I am?”

      I reckon this fine website could have a “list of shame” page, for celeb/politcal cunts who have been caught bang to rights asking that particular question loudly in public.
      Brilliant idea I think…

  19. Never found any of his stuff remotely amusing. IMHO he’s always been shite and will always be a cunt!

  20. Fucking awful cunting this. So he is a remainer, so fucking what , I didn’t vote for fucking Blair but I felt perfectly able to cunt the cunt. Almost half the votes were not for Brexit, what the fuck do you expect ,the remainers to shut up and never mention it? In your fucking dreams.
    Coogan has been clever and has done some decent stuff, trouble is ,it all starts to sound the same bollocks and it just doesn’t make me smile any more.
    There is a rush from some on here to cunt loads of comedians but never to say what makes them laugh, probably shitting themselves in case their choice is cunted.

    • I honestly believe the ‘remoaners’ keep mentioning it because they don’t accept the result and are sore they didn’t get their way. Since the vote wasn’t an election, but rather a one off winner-take-all free vote, then yes I do expect the losing side to accept the result of a democratic procedure and quit whining. The fact they don’t makes them all cunts.

      I agree SC has done some decent stuff, but it’s wearing thin now. As others have mentioned, he was quite happy to cozy up to the Top Gear team while it suited him. As soon as there was trouble in the air (Mexican issue, Clarkson’s punch) he decided to weigh in and be seen to be towing the (ABBC) party line. Why? Because it was in his best interests to keep the ABBC sweet. That alone makes him a cunt.

      Unfortunately I don’t have access to all the excellent comedy on UK telly, so have to rely on YT, DVD and what Yank Netflix picks up from the UK. In recent times these series have made me laugh, Rules of Engagement, Detectorists, Toast of London and Friday Night Dinner. All excellent in my view. Cheers – I.Y.

      • Oh yes and Not Going Out, Jimmy Carr too. The Inbetweeners nearly made me die laughing as well. Terms like bus wankers, ‘fwend’, klunge, bumder, etc. all really, really funny. I thought the 2 movies they did were decent.

    • People that make Me laff:
      Lee Evans, Kevin Bridges, Roy Chubby ( a long time ago), Rich Hall, The Big Yin up till 10 yrs ago, Funtime Frank Skinner usually, Jimmy Carr quite a lot. I despise the Hugh Dennis set, you know who I mean, although they can say the odd titterful remark now and again.

    • Have you ever made a bet and lost it? Did you spend the next year or so bitching and crying about it like a whiny little cunt? Probably not, so while I agree it won’t happen, I think it’s perfectly reasonable to expect the losers to accept a democratically elected result and shut the fuck up.
      Besides, I think people’s vitriol is more reserved for people like Blair who are actively trying to undermine Brexit, cunts like Coogan are a nuisance, but irrelevant.

  21. Mmmm a thought provoking post TB, you’ve genuinely made me stop and think what or who actually does make me laugh?

    And absolutely nothing or nobody springs to mind.

    In all my 40 odd years that’s never happened so maybe that’s a reflection of the wider malaise and polarisation of society discussed and cunted on this site.

    Remain/Remoan/Brextremist/. Brexiteer or just fucked off there’s no light relief.

    The country is divided almost down the middle.

    If you make your living in the meeedja or through ‘comedy’ then there’s only one stance you can take unless of course you want to end your career, whether you agree with what you’re saying or think it’s shite.

    Without question I’ve seen previously riské comics fall right into this trap, Frank Skinner was a proper funny cunt who pushed the boundaries back in the 90’s but having recently watched some of his more contemporary material couldn’t help think his material had ‘focus grouped’ and approved by the lawyers before the punch line was delivered with its own Social Worker.

    Im genuinely stuck, no cunt makes me laugh, I tire of un funny anodyne off the shelf focus grouped utter pish.

    I wish I could say different but I can’t.

    Here’s to 2018!

    • Thank fuck DVDs, etc, of nearly everything that made us laugh in the past is easily and cheaply available nowadays, even though in some cases they have been stupidly bowdlerised (ABBC!) to render them less ‘offensive’. Cunts!

      Laurel & Hardy still hard to beat imho. Followed by a wealth of great material up to about 5 years ago. More recently, quite enjoyed People Do Nothing & Fleabag, otherwise decent new comedy very thin on the ground. Bit like the 1950s – perhaps a another wave of good stuff is just around the corner…I wouldn’t hold your breath.

  22. From a comedy show point of view (in recent times) I used to love ‘They Think It’s All Over’ and ‘Mock The Week’, but as ‘Freddie The Frog’ said earlier in this post, comedy has become “the same old right on, toeing the liberal line dreary fucking pro-EU total bollocks”.

    Take the original line-up of ‘They Think It’s All Over’ that included Linicunt and Lee Hurst. I used to think it was brilliant until they threw their teddies out of their prams because they couldn’t take the pisstaking.

    Going back further (though it’s probably considered ‘shite’ these days) the likes of ‘Laurel & Hardy’, ‘On The Buses’ and even the early episodes of ‘Last of The Summer Wine’ still make me laugh!

    From an individual point of view, I was brought up with the likes of Dave Allen, Mike Harding and Jasper Carrot. I’ve always thought Frank Skinner was better on his own

    Of the more modern comedians, I hate to admit I used to like Russell Howard, Michael McIntyre, Mickey Flanagan until you realise how liberal minded and repetitive they can be.

    I suppose all types of comedy have a shelf life with the added difficulty of coming up with new material must always a problem.

    It’s ISAC and everyday life I get the biggest laugh from these days to thd point of disbelief, especially the way the multitude of cunts on the planet behave!

  23. You see that’s the problem, like you I find plenty of things from the past funny, they were funny then and they’re still funny now, some of the Not The Nine O’clock news sketches have got even funnier with time.

    Comedians then we’re allowed to push the boundaries as they weren’t under constant threat of prosecution from the Owen Jones Ruin Your Career Censorship Party.

    Last year a comedienne who’s name I can’t recall did a brilliant take off of Diane Flabbot on Peston on Sunday.

    Some fucking offended on everyone else’s behalf snowflake said she was racist simply for taking her accent off.

    Subsequently this received lots of media attention and after looking into it it transpired 2 x SJW’s on social meedja had made this point.

    2 fucking SJW’s, that was it. Yet it was reported like the 2004 Tsunami.

    When you think about it you’d have to be either seriously rich or genuinely independent and not giving a fuck who you offended if that’s what’s in store if you commit the most minor of transgressions.

    Talk about censorship……

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