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Hotmail.

A cunt par excellence. Had the same Hotmail address for 20 years and once upon a time it was really easy to use. Now, nothing appears in date order and even replying to an email is not at all straight forward. You have mails sitting in drafts that you thought had been sent and can never find anything. I’ve got no interest in cunty Instagram or whatever the young cunts use now, I just want to send an email like a grown up without the accompaniment of a selfie with a load of narcissistic cunts pouting at the screen.

PS: I’m new here. Are any of you cunters from cunts corner on holymoly back in the day?

Nominated by Mecha-rigsby.

44 thoughts on “Hotmail”

  1. I get more fucking spam from con artists on Hotmail than I do on my other email accounts. My Pay-Pal, Amazon, Marks & Spencer and Barclays accounts are “locked” – which might worry me if I had accounts with those wankers.

    On Christmas day I received over 500 emails in thirty minutes, some of the cunts sending them in Arabic.

    I agree Hotmail is a shower of shit, but Yahoo run them pretty close.

  2. In-fucking-credible. I’ve had the same Yahoo address for over 15 years without a single problem, touch wood. Not even during that time when millions of Yahoo cunts had their accounts hacked, maybe cos I have an incredibly cuntish password.

  3. I don’t understand all these new fangled things. I do my banking on line and “is a cunt”.

    Hotmail and yahoo are unknown to me. I did use g-mail once and it was shite. I use the old fashioned steam powered BT.com thing. It’s shite as well but I can’t be arsed to going back to carving letters onto stone tablets. Too fuckin heavy!

  4. I wholeheartedly agree with this cunting. I use Gmail mostly now but if I happen to log in to my Hotmail account, I notice that the spam filter that used to filter spam no longer filters spam and prefers instead to file spam under my main inbox. The reason I know this is because dick enlargement pills go in the spam folder. Cunts.

  5. I’ve had my own Hotmail account for longer than I can remember. Probably created it sometime in the 90s. Back then Hotmail was owned and operated by….wait for it…..Hotmail. It was great too. Easy to use, no fuss and above all, it just worked the way you thought it should. Then the sky fell in when bloody bastard evil scum sucking Microsoft bought Hotmail. I knew it would turn to shit and it has.

    Fortunately I can still run Outlook 2010 on my laptop at home which insulates me from having to use Hotmail’s own interface. Every once in a while I need to log into Hotmail directly and the screen is just a mess. A dazzling array of ads, banners, blinking things, scrolling things, you name it. It’s like Piccadillly fucking Circus.

    Who knows how much longer I’ll be allowed to run Office 2010. Also deserving of a cunting is that fucking mess Office 365. What an utter fucking aberration that is. The 12 year olds who apparently ‘run’ IT at my insane asylum recently switched everyone over to O365. What a fucking abortion! They could not have fucked it up worse and the end result is utter garbage. These clowns don’t seem to understand a very simple and straight forward concept in IT which is, if you’re going to ‘upgrade’ something, it needs to be BETTER than what you started with. If it’s not, then the upgrade has FAILED and you are a FAILURE for inflicting something WORSE on everybody else. But no, let’s just do it anyway with no research, no consultation with affected parties and when it turns out it’s shit, let’s all give ourselves a big pat on the back. Arsehole cunts!

    • 5-year-old IT cunts could probably have written something better than Office 365. But like you, we’ve got 12-year-old ones who forcibly installed for us the latest Windows turd with O365 as a matter of appearing to justify their existence.

      Fortunately our IT isn’t restricted to Microsoft, and when the full horror of what had been inflicted on my desktop sank in, I called them and got them to replace the bloatware/virus with a version of Ubuntu.

      Which does what you want it to.

  6. I’ve had my account for nearly 18 years. It’s turned into bollocks. All I want is to read my emails, now it’s full of adverts that are fucking annoying and gurning social media buffoons.

  7. I am such a cunt that my e-mail address is chinese and the recovery account has a Nigerian name on it, you can understand my logic in this, I don’t get any begging e-mails either!

  8. @Mecha-rigsby…
    I’m not the longest poster on ISAC by a long chalk but as I approach my third year I can definitely say the content here is better than the corner.
    There’s some good stuff on CC but usually just descends into insults.
    Harmless banter yes, but tedious and repetitive. Haven’t been there myself for ages.
    Had a lot of new posters on here in the last six months and wondered myself if they’re from CC.
    Better informed cunters on here and sometimes educational.
    I think you’ll like it…welcome…

    • Thanks J R. I’m enjoying reading past entries here and feel greatly assured that I am among some like-minded cunts.

      I didn’t even know CC was still a thing, to be honest. I thought holy only closed down a few years back.

  9. Great piece on top cunt O’Shithead in the Sun today:

    “…the epitome of a smug , sanctimonious , condescending , obsessively politically correct , champagne socialist , public schoolboy remoaner.
    He imagines himself on a higher moral plane than anyone who backs leave and wilfully spreads lies on social media if they fit his world view.
    How can the BBC still claim political impartiality with this professional leftie propagandist presenting Newsnight.”

    Nailed it! Cunt.

    • O’Shithead was whining all morning that the Sun editor was ignoring him and not taking up his invitation to come on the show to be abused and humiliated…

      Arrogant, narcissistic cunt.

    • he either got booted off Newsnight or chose to leave because he found having to be ‘ impartial ‘ somewhat difficult.

    • I cannot stomach the smart arse cuunntttttt ! Not even for 1 second. LBC is a no go zone between 10am and 4pm. Imagine going to work everyday, banging the same old drum, knowing that all your efforts will amount to nowt ! It was worth voting Brexit just to fuck him off and make the rest off his life utterly miserable.

      • p.s. J O’brien Is the reason I found this website. It’s like a refuge from the remaniacs. Makes me feel a bit sane again.

      • A friend of a friend of a friend of a friend used to live on Whitehall Park Rd in W4 and said when he lived at No 99 some bloke who lived half way down the road who’s name he didn’t know was locally referred to as The Local Social Justice Warrior.

        Apparently he was quite a private guy but those in the know said he had an alter ego and some kind of platform where he exposed the glaring inequalities that exist in society.

        My mate said whilst he didn’t know him personally when he took his dog out for an early morning walk around 6/7am he’d see a chauffeur driven car pull up outside his house and this geezer would be whisked off somewhere he didn’t know where, he said he never got the chance to ever speak to him and at best he only ever caught a glimpse of him through the darkness that the street lights struggled to permeate.

        Then the other week he called me and said ‘fuck me Cunty you know that mysterious bloke I’ve been telling you about, well I’m sure I’ve just seen him on the BBC’

        I reckon it was David Dimbleby but he begs to differ.

      • The dimblecunts and attenbastards have made a fucking fortune out of the AL BBC – multi millionaires purely on grace and favour courtesy of the dopey cunts who buy a licence. I weaned myself off it when I moved house – made me all the more determined when I found out that jug eared cunt lineker was on £1.75m a year and the fag Norton on a fucking fortune for producing absolute dogshite – the old white kind you never see these days. The AL BBC will never garner another brass fucking farthing out of this cunts pocket. I would rather remove my fucking ball sack with a rusty Stanley knife than pay a fucking bean to be told what to think by that kiddy fiddlers playground. CUNTS.

  10. My yahoo spam folder is enough to get me arrested. Viagra, penis enlargement, Russian brides, Brazillian wives with big tits, Romanian prostitutes, teens ffs, and it’s not occasional, it’s 50 or so daily. Does anyone actually marry a Russian bride?

    Welcome MR. You will enjoy ISAC. I have the best musical taste on the site.

    • Sir, this is a lie and I throw down my gauntlet at thee.

      Top Five albums by British artists: Go!

      • So difficult

        Exile on main street
        Led Zeppelin 2
        The stone roses
        London calling
        The best of musical youth

      • Top 5 by American artists?

        Forever Changes
        The Notorious Byrd Brothers
        Electric Ladyland
        Scott 4
        Surf’s Up

      • With you on Forever Changes, Notorious Byrd Bros & Electric Ladyland, and would add:

        Uncle Meat
        Lumpy Gravy
        Fun House
        Half Machine Lip Moves
        Trout Mask Replica

        British:

        Wheels Of Fire
        Ummagumma
        Parachute
        Soft Machine Third
        Floodland
        Tons Of Sobs

      • And now on Radio 4, Desert Island Cunts with Captain Magnanimous.

        The White Album
        Stone Roses
        Queen II
        A.M. (Arctic Monkeys)
        Head On A Door

        Yank artists:
        What’s Going On
        Highway 61 Revisited
        Parallel Lines
        Blue Train
        New Adventures in Hi-Fi

      • You could not all be more wrong. The correct top 5 by Brits are of course:

        1. The Pleasure Principle.
        2. Rage In Eden.
        3. Brighter Than A Thousand Suns.
        4. Gentlemen Take Polaroids.
        5. Urban Hymns.

        Now quit fucking about and just accept the truth (as I see it) 🙂

      • Well, since we’re doing another 5, I also considered:

        Floodland
        Organisation
        Perverse
        The Golden Age of Wireless
        Metamatic

        All Mod Cons, Norm? Have you not heard Sound Affects???????

      • I’d forgotten about Dog Man Star. Ace album despite the NME and Melody Maker peppering it with insults.

        Oh, are we doing five more British?

        Playing The Angel (Depeche)
        Kiss Me Kiss Me Kiss Me (Cure)
        Revolver (John & George)
        Thirteen (Teenage Fannies)
        A Day At The Races (Freddie and backing musicians)

  11. From day 1 and the Grumpy old twat sadly missed
    I only read the comments because the cunting is good enough but the comments are from the best ranters

  12. Hotmail has indeed turned into a cunt from what it was and how was it used to be to use. Don’t even think about using it abroad unless you’ve got about three other address on different sites to prove your password (a huge pain in the ballbag).

    It’s only marginally worse than Gmail. Let’s face it, we’re all their product and we’re advertisingtargets for everything we mention, just like Twatter, Fakebook et al. Welcome to the 21st century.

  13. How come numerous complaints and accusations against Woody Allen were ignored (and Hollywood celebrislags had no problem working with him), yet Harvey Weinstein is seen as the devil incarnate (and Hollywood celebrislags are up in arms in outrage)?… Maybe Mia Farrow’s daughter wasn’t famous or important enough, eh?…

      • Mia Farrow is a cunt. Dylan Farrow had her case adjudicated in court, and a team of therapists and shrinks interviewed her for hours and concluded that she was coached and lying…subsequently the district attorney dropped the case for lack of credible evidence. But then, he’s a famous director, so is bound to be guilty.

      • And now we see actors who are shitting themselves at the very thought of being associated with him and are donating their fees to charity, the two-faced cunts. Only Alec Baldwin has spoken up and backed him – genuine fella.

  14. Okay so in my hotmail account, a lot of my junk emails go to my legit inbox and a lot of my legit emails go to my junk mail folder…… so there is that.

    Also, the POS is so user-unfriendly by mobile. The touch-screen options are limited, shit and slow. It actually took me over 5 minutes today on the work wifi to send a fucking email reply. Load of old shite.

  15. I’ve never used Hotmail, but I know a few people who do. From what I’ve seen, it’s complete and utter shite now. One of my friends has had a Hotmail account since it started and in his words, “over the years it’s not just gone down hill, it’s fallen off a cliff. Then it’s climbed back up the cliff and deliberately jumped off”. The number of ads I’ve seen it on is ridiculous

    I have a Gmail account and so far I’ve had no issues with it. Maybe I’ve been lucky, but it’s been easy to use and trouble free. My only real complaint is that they constantly ask to change to Chrome. I don’t fucking want it. I’ve said no once, I’m not going to change my mind on it in a couple of days.

  16. I see Lily Mong is in the papers, once again showing the world how monumentally stupid she is. This time, she posted a photo of Chris Grayling having lunch at the Ivy with Gideon Osborne. She claimed it was on the 2nd of October, the day that Monarch Airlines collapsed. Problem is, Chris Grayling was at Manchester Airport that day, meeting people who had been affected by the company going under. She even put, “La di da”, at the bottom of her tweet, presumably implying that the Grayling and Gideon were rich and privileged, eating at a prestigious restaurant like the Ivy, while she herself was sat just a few tables away from them. At the prestigious, and expensive Ivy. Where only rich, privileged people can afford to eat. When it was pointed out that the photo was actually taken on a different day, she did apologise. But it didn’t really come across as sincere. And she has yet to delete the tweet in which she falsely claimed to have them there on the day Monarch went bankrupt. So, not that sorry.

    Even for a leftie, Lily is a fucking moron. A moron who was born into wealth and privilege, yet frequently likes to pretend that she’s working class in order to have a go at rich, privileged Tories. And every time she does so, it backfires spectacularly, and makes her look even more retarded than before. The woman has absolutely NO idea what it’s like being working class. Thanks to her dad, she’s never been working class, and frankly, I’m insulted that she even tries to pretend she is. She always comes across as patronising. I’m actually looking forward to seeing if 2018 is the year that she shows us that her brain lacks any kind of functioning intelligence, and is used solely for controlling motor and vital functions. Other lefties must look at her in envy, being unable to match her stupidity.

    It’ll be difficult for her to top her apology, on behalf of the British people, to a parasite in Calais. Or her claim at Christmas that she was homeless due to an Italian embassy worker refusing to move out of the apartment she was renting from Allen (I guess she forgot about the multi-million pound house she owns in the country). The embassy worker moved out just a few days later. And it turns out she hadn’t refused to move out at all. And this would be the London apartment Allen owns, after claiming she couldn’t afford to buy a property in…London. Still, I’m confident she’ll do it.

    • She really does make a weapons grade throbber of herself every time she opens her mouth.

      Thankfully her career seems to be on the slide so hopefully we won’t have to hear from her for much longer.

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