Lord Adonis [2]

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Lord adonis (arrogant cunt) believes that everyone who voted for brexit is an ignorant populist.

I think most people understand that in a democracy a populist opinion is the one that wins the day , and this arrogant ******* is an unelected member of the peerage who sees himself as the only real intellectual in Westminster, apart from the likes of Mr Blair (another cunt) who also views democracy as a nuisance!

Nominated by Karlos

That weasel cunt Adonis is off on one again. While in the Austrian village of Alpbach he decided, while in the church on Christmas day to resign from his duties that Hunchback May had awarded to him. The next day, while skiing on the Alps he was going through his resignation letter. Show off cunt, why didn’t he break his fucking legs or his neck while on the slopes.

Apparently he has had only one job, on the Oxford City Council, where he was voted in democratically so all his other positions have either had him bending over or sucking off those above him.

He is such a fucking creepy little cunt, but I will be buying him a calendar for next year with half the months pulled out, hopefully the cunt won’t see the year out as I or a fellow cunter will pick him in the Deadpool.

Nominated by Ginger Balsac

113 thoughts on “Lord Adonis [2]”

  1. Adonis, Blair, Clegg, Heseltine – all hatched from the same egg, fertilised by gobs of bukake jizz found on a Southern Rail lavatory seat.

    • I would dismantle non taxpaying politiviansts with a blowtorch, pliers and a hammer.

      Jackie Pallow of Westminster. Unelected turdsucker.

  2. He is one of many who aspire to ride the EU gravy train. A complete nonentity but part of the elite. There are many thousands of the cunts in London and the University cities. EU = well paid pointless job. Even more pointless than whatever it was he resigned from. Contributes fuck all. In fact, the average Eastern European factory worker where I live is far more useful to society.

    • He is a despicable cunt Kendo, but what the fuck was May, her advisors or anyone else involved in this debacle thinking when appointing this arsewipe in such a position of chair of national infrastructure commission.
      Hunchback May for me has to be COTY for being a fucking useless split-arse.

  4. He seems like the type of cunt that would have his skids and socks ironed for him. Slippery poncey little cock jockey.

    • Spot on cunters. Adonis is pure cunt to the core.
      Roll on 2018…
      The sooner Big Don and Little Kimmy Dong Juan (or whatever his fucking name is) start nuking each other and blow us all to smithereens the better.

  5. He’s also calling for Grayling to be sacked in the hope of bringing the government down in order to force an election and most likely a 2nd referendum when we know as he puts it ‘more information (lies)’ on the terms. Well I have to tell the scrotal sack that we have 40 fucking years of information at hand so fuck you and your botty boy chums and one day someone will find you and nail your pin dick to the floor. Unspeakable CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT

    • Adonis makes Theresa May’s version of Brexit sound almost like Brexit is happening…Mme…a little sleight of hand afoot methinks.

  6. There’s only one thing worse than a privileged, out-of-touch, condescending prick and that’s a privileged, out-of-touch, condescending prick with a daft name.

    Lord Asine would’ve been better.

    Or Lord Cunt-bucket.

    • In Greek mythology Adonis was a handsome young shepherd killed while hunting a wild boar.

      In Cunt mythology Adonis is a weedy little EU sheep shagging arse licker, hopefully soon to be snuffed out by Comrade Catweasel and Momentum, who surprisingly hate the cunt nearly as much as I do.

      • When I see the word “Adonis”, I don’t picture this wormy, little fucknugget.

  7. There won’t be a second referendum……,they are shit scared they might lose again and with cunts like Blair, Clegg, Cable and this ponce mouthing it off that is guaranteed.
    If this cunt had a brain he would shut the fuck up and let the Tories get on with the fudge they have been planning all along. Whether they get away with it is another question.
    Every time one of these ennobled parasites opens their useless gob it’s just another advert for closing the shithouse down. They should keep their heads down and suck on the taxpayer teat while the going is good. Bunch of fucking cunts.

    • Totally agree FTF
      Blair’s constant interventions were a massive boost for the leave camp!, same with this odious little cunt, the more they bleat the better!, every time one of these meddlesome fuckers has a rant it just diminishes them…
      People are sick and tired of Cunts like Adonis and cleggers, so transparent in their hunger to suckle at the EU,s teat…….

  8. A stinking slimy knob head who thinks he is a something but is in fact empty of anything decent and honourable. Full of his own imaginary self importance. Fuck off into obscurity you pathetic Cunt.

  9. Cunt looks like a tortoise that’s been ripped from it’s shell. Now toddle off back to the Trough of Lords, where you can be amongst the other unelected, undemocratic, money for nothing douchebags.

  10. Why don’t the fucking peacefuls do something worthwhile like target this type of detestable sanctimonious parasitic infection and maybe then they can earn some respect from us. Praise be Aller.

  12. Adonis was in care until the age of 11. His father could not manage his two children and a full time job as a waiter. His father is a Cypriot who came to the uk, found a british woman and married her. She fucked off when the kid was just two.

    You would expect that a kid who had known hard times would have a bit of an understanding about ordinary people, how their ordinary minds worked, and the ordinary things like freedom that they value.

    Adonis does not. He is a cunt on two counts. First, he is a treasonous cunt who would sell this country down the shitpipe to any of the euro crowd. And secondly, having grown up the hard way, he has forgotten his bare arsed beginnings. That alone makes him a sniping cunt.

    This twat was a driving force behind HS2, his history with that bunch of fuckers should earn himself a place on any coconut shy. Bent bastard.

    • Experts say Adonis wasn’t actually born…apparently a pile was scraped off his mother’s arse and it grew into what he is now.

      Good point re HS2 Asimplearsehole, the cunt was indeed the mastermind responsible for that mega-waste of £80billion+. And better not let the student snowflakes know he was the driving force behind the Labour government’s introduction of tuition fees…

      The cunt’s cuntitude knows no bounds.

      • £80 Billion?
        What a waste. If we still had it, Treezer could have gifted that to the EU as well.

      • No, no. The Tories were responsible for tuition fees. You ask any snowflake and they’ll tell you.

        Never argue facts to a snowflake when “group think” is all they care about.

        Watch this sickening video on Sweden and how it is now officially the rapugee capital of the world.

        It’s only taken the cunts in power there 5yrs to transform a country much envied by the rest of the western world into a “peaceful” shithole. Just 5yrs.

        Then – if you can manage it – watch the reaction of the Swedish snowflakes at the end who refuse to believe that it has anything to do with “peaceful” insurgency and probably more to do with it just being a “male” thing.

        https://youtu.be/TzkeFwfjOF8

        What these ‘flake cunts fail to realise is that there were males in Sweden more than 5yrs ago – shock horror – and as a nation had a pretty healthy view on sex (I’ve seen the videos 😉), and yet lo-and-behold incidents of rape were far fewer and a lot lower than in many other comparable western nations. Funny that eh!

        Useless snowflake cunts! At what point will they accept it as fact, after 2 or 3 “peaceful” cocks have slapped the last few jizz droplets on their foreheads?

        And the Swedish Govt being complicit in hiding the rapugee figures is an utter disgrace.

        Happy now Frau Merkel? Selling out your own country and continent. You fucking cunt!

        “Peaceful” immigration needs to be stopped. At least the Don has the right idea there. We also need to put our house in order with regards to the cunts already living here!

        If “peacefuls” hate us so much – and they do, let’s not kid ourselves here – then why stay? Please feel free to fuck off!

        I have a feeling in my water that appeasing these cunts and allowing them to transform swathes of once great towns/cities into “peaceful” shitholes more reminiscent of Islamabad than London, etc., isn’t going to be tolerated much longer.

        Maybe 2018 is the year that the worm finally turns? I do hope so (while there’s a bit of gumption left in us before generation snowflake takes over the reigns and roll over like puppies – God help us).

        And on that cheery note of goodwill.

        HAPPY NEW YEAR CUNTERS!

      • Comprehensive cunting there Rebel!

        Wasn’t planning to spend my twilight years caught up in a civil war, but why not? Unfortunately snowflakes already calling the shots, so looks like we’re up shit creek even before we start…

        Britain has been relatively lucky over the past 70 years, but the libtards just couldn’t fucking help themselves, could they.

    • Well Shirley Valentine eat your heart out.

      His dad was a passport hunting cunt thats sham marriage fell apart, mind you imagine having his dad then mini Adonis pops out the minge.

      She must have thought my life is over unless…. See ya sucker, you can keep the tadpoles. I’m getting to fuck… Adonis…Adios!

      Then he couldn’t cope with the sprogs, it must have been like being left with something born in the Alien movies.

      Why he couldn’t have just used a black bin bag and some bricks and spared us all?

      Being a cunt clearly runs in the family.

  13. Sorry to ruin it for everyone but Mike Dean has won Cunt of the Year. Probably got ‘Tottenham’ micro tattooed on his knob.

    • Played golf with him once at a sleb Am-Am “charadee” do.

      He was a canny enough bloke but would not be drawn on who was the dirtiest cunt or cheatingist cunt in the PL.

      Promised me and the other 3 lads in our 4ball to a set of PL tickets each. Did we get them? Did we fuck!

      Wouldn’t care we won the fucker and ended up with a £250 quid Mercedes-Benz Tour Bag each. I don’t think old “Deano” was on the card once!

      That said, he didn’t nick our hubcaps so that was summat at least. Scouse git.

    • CnR – Has he fuck! He’s the cunt who blew for a foul by Davison Sanchez on – I think – Ozil (his eyes are offside). The subsequent free kick lead to Arsenil’s first goal in the recent NLD. It was NEVER EVER a foul. Dean is a cunt. Arsenil are trespassing in North London since they’re from Woolwich and the penalty decision against them today was equally shocking. Even as a Spurs fan I can admit that.

  14. QQ to the mods.

    If you make a post and it doesn’t appear is that now under moderation?

    You used to get a warning message saying it was waiting moderation but my last post didn’t appear and I received no warning but when I re-posted I was told that “It looks like you’ve already posted that!”

    So obviously it’s been recorded somewhere. It wasn’t that inflammatory and I can’t think of any “trigger” words used in it?

    Anyway at the end I say this…

    HAPPY NEW YEAR CUNTERS!

    • Shit it’s appeared above now!

      Made me look a right cunt now!

      And I am one! 😛

      • You seem to have worked it out but bear in mind that posts get queued. I had them a couple of weeks ahead at one point in my tenure when I was taking a holiday so it could take a while to appear?…

  16. I mean for fuck’s sake! It’s New Year’s Eve so you’d expect the main TV channels to be shitting themselves over a decent programme.

    Nope Norton on ABBC1 and “The Real Full Monty” on ITV1. This is a recreation of that God-awful lies fipm “The Full Monty” (about as realistic and authentic of northern plight as “I Daniel Blake!”) where Alexander Armstrong et. al. get their duds off in aid of men’s “charadee”.

    Hopefully it will be in aid of “Immasculated Real Men Defence League – Not Pretend Masculine Cunts with a bit of bum fluff on their Weak Cunt Faces!”

    No doubt it’ll be to do with “prostrate” bother. Again. ZZZZzzzz.

    Maybe it should be a new “Grow a pair of bollocks you snowflake cunts!” charadee??

    • There’s something quite good on Pornhub right now. Suggest you switch channels.

      Just kidding! Can’t be arsed to wank tonight.

      • The beer just isn’t touching the sides tonight.

        Already downed 5 cans of Speckled Hen with zero effect.

        Going to up the ante and hit the McEwan’s Champion and a cheeky dram of Tullamore Dew soon!

      • Amen to that Rebel.
        On the Tanglefoot myself and will be following it up with scotch later.
        Cheers!

      • Oh my god, they still make Tanglefoot?

        I remember that brew. Years ago, I’d sunk 3 pints of that in my local one evening. For me that was quite a lot. I felt a little woozy, but not drunk off my face. Anyway, I got up to leave with my mates and that’s when it happened. Going outside into the cold night air must have turbo charged the alcohol or something. I’d walked maybe 50 feet from the pub and in that time, I’d gone from woozy to barely able to walk.

        I’d heard about this phenomena where the transition from a warm cozy pub to the cold night air outside could make you feel pissed, but thought it all bullshit. Is it fuck! Never forgotten that. Terrible feeling if I’m honest.

        Speckled Hen is a great weapon of choice if great strong beer is needed. I can get that in bottles over here in Yankland. Nice.

        This evening I shall be partaking of a couple of bottles of Veuve Clicquot Champagne with Mrs Yank. How la-de-da of me I know, but I need to see off 2017 in style because I’ve fucking hated this cunting year.

        Happy drinking lads!

      • Yep they do. Got a 12 pack of Tanglefoot from Shitbury’s forra tenner.

        Nice beer but Poachers Choice is my fave from the Badger Brewery.

        Robinson’s Old Tom. Now that’s the stuff!

      • Very jealous, Rebel. It’s difficult to get a good selection of beer here. I refuse to drink that weak fizzy chemical water Yanks call beer.

        Directors, Wadworths 6x and Harvey’s Old Ale are all but fond memories for an ex-pat cunt like me.

        All the best – I.Y.

      • Sam Adams is about the best “beer” beer over there.

        You poor cunt!

        I once downed 10 “Micks” (Michelob Gold) whilst out with yank cunterparts in San Diego. They were shit-faced and I felt like I’d been on Kaliber all evening.

        I did however venture just south of the border into Tijuana and nailed 10 Corona + a carafe of tequila for $10. Now that was decent! 😉

      • TJ now your talking!! Lived in San Diego for 3 months and would often pop over Friday night to get wankered in TJ….
        HAPPY NEW YEAR CUNTERS!!

      • Did you ever visit “Peanuts & Beer” in Tijuana Quislings?

        I never saw one peanut but plenty of beer – and other things… 😊

      • I was out there in 1987 rebel, my brothers ex was American and lived just outside of DC , so stayed there then went travelling for some time ended up renting a room in imperial beach ,the owner loved TJ so it was a regular occurrence, if memory serves me right revolution street is where we went but fucked if I can remember the bars, excellent times !! It was full of young Americans getting battered!!

      • The thing I remember most in TJ was the number of US Marines milling about on RnR from the naval Base in San Diego (now that’s a fucking naval Base there were two carriers and a helicopter carrier in dock when I was there).

        Say what you will about our “Gung Ho!” counterparts over the pond but three things struck me about their marines:

        1. They had impeccable manners.
        2. They were fucking HUGH (and in the right way – unlike my rotund form).
        3. I’d never want to mess with the cunts.

        When in TJ I was often around or amongst a gaggle of them and I’ve never felt safer in my life!

        Those cunts would laugh if you were to tell them: “Run! Hide! Tell!”

      • Sam Adams is surprisingly good on my Brit palate. There is hope for the septics yet. I’ll worry when they match St Austell.

  17. “Warner Brothers Harry Potter Tour in London” advert deserves a cunting.

    Just seen the fucker while channel hoping (across 500 channels of the cunts to try and find ANYTHING worth watching).

    Yep usual PC drivel and archetypal family unit representing the UK.

    I mean for fuck’s sake! My best mate is a black & white cunt but he was one of one family back in the 70’s/80’s at my school. I live nowhere near there now and I now know of two black & white families (one lovely lot of Carribean origin and one set of Africunt origins) but according to all TV it’s now 1:1 black & white cunts when it simply just isn’t reflective of reality.

    In fact the only time you see two whites or two blacks together is if they’re gay or lesbian couples. What a fucking sad indictment of modern UK society.

    • Most of the adverts I’ve had the misfortune of seeing for the last week have either been for online gambling or those fucking charity ads. So basically they have both type of mug covered. Cunts.

      • And notice in all of the negative “Quick Quid” easily fooled 1500% APR mugs are all…

        Guess the colour.

      • Fuck me you’re so right – knew there was something off about those ads, never quite put my finger on it…devious cunts! Same with those scam insurance ads…only 13p a day…Jeez.

      • You don’t need life insurance when the N.E.T.S. will sort you out F.O.C.

        Hopefully N.E.T.S. will feature in a future (appeal) cunting soon…!

  18. Perhaps the newly unemployed Adonis could be the next star of the Mr Muscle ads?

    I could just picture him in a pair of yellow rubber gloves, scrubbing splashed faeces from his bathroom tiles after some particularly heavy anal sex.

    Happy New Year, Cunters!

    • The aformentioned Tanglefoot & scotch is working nicely now so
      Happy New Year Cunters & fuck the rest of ’em !!

  19. My missus just came into the room in her dress for tonights’ party and asked me to rate her..

    I said…” 8.. maybe even a 9″…

    She smiled and walked off…she doesn’t realise I meant pints…

    ‘ave a good new year cunters..

    Once again a big thanks to the mods for another year of selfless dedication….

  20. HAPPY NEW YEAR CUNTERS.

    Normally drink Guinness but on San Miguel and Jack D chasers tonight. Oh and a bag of peanut M&M&s. Mrs B on disarranno and cranberry juice

  21. Watching from afar as I do from over here in Yankland, it occurs to me that the cunts who run the EU gravy train reich actually want Brexit to be a confusing, convoluted, difficult, painful, expensive, etc. process. That way, it’ll put off any other nations thinking about going down the same road.

    When the referendum swung in our favour, I recall some newspaper stories about how other European nations would follow suit. I specifically recall France and Italy being mentioned. If the cunts who run the EU can make an EU exit seem all but impossible, it only helps their cause of keeping the whole shit show going, while at the same time isolating the Brits – who always were a bit of an outspoken pain to them.

    What evaporates my urine is how easily the cunts who run the UK have allowed themselves to be manipulated like they have been. The EU cunts must be pissing themselves laughing.

    • Unfortunately the cunts who run the UK don’t want to leave either. We are being scammed by the political establishment, 80%+ of whom are Remainers.

      Wouldn’t quite go as far as to say EU cunts are pissing themselves laughing, but they’re certainly taking the piss, of that there is no doubt. Brexit in name only appears to be the current state of play…

      • The buggers don’t want Brexit because it would mean that they would have to actually do their fucking jobs and then they would have to deal with that most terrible word and concept known as ”accountability”.

  22. Nice to see that within 30secs of Norton’s (pre-recorded) sleb fest Brexit, Trump and May dissed.

    Fuck’s same ABBC cunts, get some original material for fuck’s sake!

    Cunts!

  24. Who is Cunt of the Year? I think there will be cuntishness of unheard of levels in 2018, I mean there will be the u turn on Brexit, more terrorist attacks, more mass immigration of cunts oh and more cunts being cunts. Happy New year.
    What a pile of cunt 2017 was looking forward to 2018.

    • Agreed B&W. 2017 was not a good year in the house of Imitation Yank. Hoping 2018 will be awesome for us all. Cheers – I.Y.

      • Ah 2017, another year, another failed promotion bid.

        All I’ve got from 2017 was working myself into the ground. Seriously, February onwards was a great big pile of cunt work wise.

  25. Bad news lads (and lasses?), the news is just in. Seems I’ll still be a cunt next year too. Have a gooden.

  26. Happy new year………………. 2018 has been a cunt already and I’m only sixteen minutes in……..

    Nah, I’m joking……. Here’s to some great cuntings and more good clean family fun here at ISAC.

    Viva ISAC and viva Los cunters.

  27. May all my fellow cunters have a good 2018.

    Me?

    I go into 2018 with a bout of flu.

    On another note for some point in 2018:

    Redundancy City here I come! WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

  28. Well channel hopping and I noticed Gail Porter on some shite on CH5.

    Pretty lassie Gail. D’ya reckon anyone’s ever asked her if they could cum on her head?

  30. Front runner for COTY……… me

    I forgot to buy skins on new years eve and have just noticed that I have four left.

    Fuuuuuck

    (don’t know if it’s COTY 2017 or 2018 though)

      • He who forgets to buy skins on the only night of the year the “all night” garage is shut, is undoubtedly a super duper mega hyper choca bloca cunt……. With bells on……..

        Cheers anyway Prime Minister Sinister…… All the best to you and hope yer work life gets sorted..

        Good luck pal.

      • Thanks Birdman, very kind of ya.

        In an ideal world, I don’t end up in redundancy city until after September, I’ll get a better payoff then!

        2017 was a cunt work wise, I just hope that 2018 will be a little kinder.

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