Dead Pool [79]

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Congratulations to Ram It Home Ginger Rogers for correctly guessing that the next dead cunt would be that stalwart of 1970s Childrens TV (and latterly Alcoholics Anonymous), Keith Chegwin. Commiserations are due to Shaun for not achieving four wins in a row.

So the slate is wiped clean and we move on to Dead Pool 79.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck.

Fred West’s Nominations:

Clive James
Denis Norden
Leslie Phillips
Earl Cameron
Murray Walker

78 thoughts on “Dead Pool [79]”

  2. I am sad he has died so young but always thought Cheggers was always an annoying talentless cunt.

    • On another subject, it’s a shame that ISAC and the ISAC deadpool didn’t exist in the 2005-07 period, that would have been ripe pickings on the wrestling front….

  6. Terry Christian (has he been cunted yet)
    Andrew Flintoff
    Esther Rantzen
    John McDonnell (that’s actually a fantasy)
    Sophie B Hawkins

  8. Prince philip
    Randy quaid
    Godfrey bloom
    Earl Spencer
    Elton John (probably from AIDS which despite its name offers no meaningful assistance)

  9. Camillaaah Parkyer-Bowels
    Silly Jilly Cooper
    Megan Marple-Merkel
    Joannaaaah Plastic-Bumley

    And the stupid blonde bint on the McCain’s pre-Emmerdale sponsorship wankathon.
    Otherwise, I’m sure better cunters than me have already nabbed Mogadon May, Whining Owen Jones et al…

  14. Nile Rogers
    Russ Abbott
    Betty White
    Angela Landsbury
    Jimmy Armfield

    Well done Ram It!

  17. Good call rihgr
    Bill Treacher
    Julie Goodyear
    Petula Clarke
    King Juan Carlos I of Spain
    Ray Kennedy

  19. Of course, the ABBC pricks are going over the top about that Scouse pisspot, Chegwin…
    Apparently – according the the Savile sheltering peaceful appeasing corporation – Cheggers was a ‘TV Legend’…. Legend?! Chegwin?! Do fuck right off!

    • Vas! Zu ist eine Nippon Kuntz mit eine shlitty arshenhohle. Zo. Ich vill regruppe und blitzkreig mit

      John Cleese
      Fenella Fielding
      Albert Finney
      Henry Kissenger
      Tom Courtney

      • Damn O;Hara not Wolfe. Another weird miss which raised me blood pressure briefly and me heart rate, Al least reminds a fellow he is still alive. Jerry Van Dyke has croaked at 86. Who? Precisely, on second reading, the younger brother orf long time pool favourite Dick Van Dyke. Not the original Van Dyke. Batard bugger.

      • I am surprised the media are still allowed to say Van Dyke.Surely must be offensive to our lesbian friends.

  24. The Flabbott should expire by a terminal attack of fulminating diarrhoea – shitting out totally.
    Although PLEASE not while I’m in Londonistan.

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