Dead Pool [78]

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Congratulations to Shaun yet again who scores a hat rick by picking the French Elvis and most famous rocker you have never heard of Johnny Hallyday.

So the slate as wiped clean as we move on to Dead Pool 78

Rules:
1)You can have up to 5 names each.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses noms from previous rounds.
2)You win if your cunt dies first
3)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignord.

Shaun’s noms:
Leah Bracknell
Paul Gascoigne
Wolfgang Bosbach
Morgan Tsvangirai
Mark E Smith

77 thoughts on “Dead Pool [78]”

      • If the opportunity arise’s Fred I’ll be nicking Clive and Denis surely one of them will be off in the next few months.

      • Maybe Denis’ll oblige with a “Cark at Christmas” special – on afternoon tv, complete with the usual morbid ads.

  5. They’re dropping like flies…mustn’t forget to go for our flu jabs !!
    Camillaaaaah Parkyer-Bowels
    Silly Jilly Cooper
    Megan Marple-Merkel
    Joannaaaah Plastic-Bumley.

    And any or all of the cast of that fucking shite McCain’s sponsorship drivel that pollutes the fartwaves pre-Emmerdale. Especially the stupid blonde bint. She can shove a catering-size pack of crinkle-cut up her growler and die of hypothermia. Please God, before I smash the sodding tv.
    Please…

  7. Fuck sake I get pissed again only to come to and find another orf me original introductions to the Pool has croaked and been filched. Going through the list I see it is going to go orn happening. All orf me original noms have been taken. Come orn Cunters, do your own research and help keep the Pool alive.
    Cannot be arsed to recheck again so here is me list and you cunts can tell me if any are already taken. You know how much I appreciate that.

    Ken Dodd
    Rhonda Fleming
    Giscard d’Estaing
    Albert Finney
    Roy Hudd

  10. Hope I never end up on Shaun’s list.

    Arthur Scargill
    Stacy Keach
    Gerry Adams
    Norman Foster
    Roger Waters

  13. Buzz Aldrin
    Chuck Yeager
    Virginia McKenna
    Honor Blackman
    George “Johnny” Johnson (Dambuster)

  16. Max Clifford dead at 74 according to beeb.Good riddance dirty nonce.No one picked him this round though.

    • That’s a real shame – it would have been sweeter if the cunt had served his full eight years and collapsed and died on the day he was released. Clifford’s death deserves a Bank Holiday and national celebration. Fucking scum.

  17. “If Max Clifford is so good at public relations how come everyone thinks he is a cunt -Viz comic about 15 years ago.

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