Congratulations to Shaun yet again who scores a hat rick by picking the French Elvis and most famous rocker you have never heard of Johnny Hallyday.
So the slate as wiped clean as we move on to Dead Pool 78
Rules:
1)You can have up to 5 names each.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses noms from previous rounds.
2)You win if your cunt dies first
3)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignord.
Shaun’s noms:
Leah Bracknell
Paul Gascoigne
Wolfgang Bosbach
Morgan Tsvangirai
Mark E Smith
9 Mins late on Barbara Bush – Pierre Cardin
0
David Van Day
Gordon Banks
Edward Seaga
Donald Rumsfelt
David Copperfield
0
Missing Murray Walker…? 😀
2
If the opportunity arise’s Fred I’ll be nicking Clive and Denis surely one of them will be off in the next few months.
2
Maybe Denis’ll oblige with a “Cark at Christmas” special – on afternoon tv, complete with the usual morbid ads.
2
The Dalai Lama
Rupert Murdoch
Alex Ferguson
Maggie Smith
Neil Simon
0
Noam Chomsky
George Soros
Leon ‘Vader’ White
Terry Funk
Vince McMahon
0
They’re dropping like flies…mustn’t forget to go for our flu jabs !!
Camillaaaaah Parkyer-Bowels
Silly Jilly Cooper
Megan Marple-Merkel
Joannaaaah Plastic-Bumley.
And any or all of the cast of that fucking shite McCain’s sponsorship drivel that pollutes the fartwaves pre-Emmerdale. Especially the stupid blonde bint. She can shove a catering-size pack of crinkle-cut up her growler and die of hypothermia. Please God, before I smash the sodding tv.
Please…
4
Oscar Pistorius
Dick Dale
Boy George
Michael Barrymore
Morrissey
0
Fuck sake I get pissed again only to come to and find another orf me original introductions to the Pool has croaked and been filched. Going through the list I see it is going to go orn happening. All orf me original noms have been taken. Come orn Cunters, do your own research and help keep the Pool alive.
Cannot be arsed to recheck again so here is me list and you cunts can tell me if any are already taken. You know how much I appreciate that.
Ken Dodd
Rhonda Fleming
Giscard d’Estaing
Albert Finney
Roy Hudd
0
Bugger missed oit Olivia de Havilland. Shall swop her for Roy Hudd please
0
Vic Damone
Roy Hudd
Fenella Fielding
Val Kilmer
Jim Carrey
0
Oi, Dolfy. Val Kilmer’s already taken.
0
Schissehohle. Ich park meine Panzer auf ze lawn auf Kapitan Kirk
William Schatner
2
Hope I never end up on Shaun’s list.
Arthur Scargill
Stacy Keach
Gerry Adams
Norman Foster
Roger Waters
1
Sidney Poitier
Kenny Lynch
Iris Apfel
Norman Tebbit
Pam “fucking” Ayres
0
Ozzy Osborne
Dennis skinner
Bill Cosby
Anthony Hopkins
Michael Caine
0
Buzz Aldrin
Chuck Yeager
Virginia McKenna
Honor Blackman
George “Johnny” Johnson (Dambuster)
0
Chris Rea has collapsed on stage but not dead yet.
Max Clifford’s had a heart attack.
Nobody has either of them as far as I can see…
0
Just nabbed Rea in place of the nicked Mary Wilson.
0
Clifford dead now.
0
And it’s Max Clifford for the Win!
0
Max Clifford dead at 74 according to beeb.Good riddance dirty nonce.No one picked him this round though.
0
Now he’s Max Stifford
1
That’s a real shame – it would have been sweeter if the cunt had served his full eight years and collapsed and died on the day he was released. Clifford’s death deserves a Bank Holiday and national celebration. Fucking scum.
2
“If Max Clifford is so good at public relations how come everyone thinks he is a cunt -Viz comic about 15 years ago.
1
John Hume
Jack Charlton
Micky Dolenz
Barney Eastwood
Melvyn Hayes
0
Clifford escaped The Pool this time aroinede? Bastard,
1