Damn it, I know it’s an easy one. But still we can have fun with this – I nominate robert mugabe for a merciless cunting.
Just a few quotes to whet the appetite:
“The only white man you can trust is a dead white man.”
“I have died many times. I have actually beaten Jesus Christ because he only died once.”
“I am still the Hitler of the time.”
Let’s not forget all that murder stuff too, kicking out farmers, asking us to pay for them, asking them back, asking for more money, bit more murder stuff, you know.
Gosh it must be jolly difficult being quite so awesome.
What an utter, utter, prize cunt. May his retirement be peppered with real, visceral fear for his life on a daily basis.
Nominated by Cuntflap
Imagine that. A time when we had realistic portrayals of minorities in advertising and media. how can this not make you laugh? https://i.imgur.com/Q6a0LDK.jpg lol pancake hungry motherfucka
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Blick bitch looks a bit fucking sinister to me…especially the eyes…
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Looks like some poor cunt croaked in the QuestionTime audience tonight, they cut it short.
should have been that fat cunt the Flabbapotamus
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He was the stoolie for when any numeracy questions came up just in case the racist one decided to say that a CT Scanner cost 5 shillings and a couple of Bazooka Joe cartoons!
Did your homework tonight Jezza me auld!
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Oh hell, that makes my previous comment regarding that look real cuntish doesn’t it?
Hey mods, do me afavour and remove that comment? Please?
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Not to worry PMS, your heart was in the right place.
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What about Goldilocks and the three bears? You must be a Nazi or Donald Trump not to see the obvious racism there. I do hope this school has a non-binary Safe space for this loser’s brat to hide away in.
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And what about Wee Willie Winkie?
Hey Freddie the Frog, good to see you back.
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Where’ve you been, Freddie?
Welcome back…
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Thanks for the welcome gentlemen ( of indeterminate gender……no wish to offend). I’ve been moving ponds so I have had a lot of things to deal with….ie enviromentalist snowflakes trying to save me from myself and iron curtain immigrants trying to catch me for their Sunday dinner. It’s a hard life being a frog and nobody gives a fuck.
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Goldilocks and the three bears racism? Bestiality surely…
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Hats off to Portillo on This Week. He destroyed that rodent faced, malnourished little prick Lord Adonis and made sure he was left in no doubt that the UK is a net contributor.
Adonis really is a pissy little quisling. Why doesn’t the cunt piss off to Europe if it really is that great?
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And now he’s laying waste to some curry-guzzling shitcunt millenial Owen Jones clone.
Portillo is an exception: as a politician I considered him an iron-plated cunt, but now, quite the opposite.
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Spot on, TECB.
Portillo the man speaks sense.
Wetminster really has some very bizarre stranglehold over people within.
And I’d cunt the parochial cuntcil down at Cardiff Bay for being a waste of space, too.
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I kinda like Portillo on This week, he tells it like it is, puts some right cunts in their place
shame he wasn’t like that when he was an MP instead of being a cunt
is it true he takes it up the dung tunnel?
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I think the official line was that, while at university, he ‘experimented’.
Doublespeak for taking many a blunderbus right up the chutney, methinks.
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According to “Gay Daleks”, The Portillo, seen in the sock department at Selfridges,
“is not one of us…”
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