105 thoughts on “Kevin Bacon

  1. I notice the ad he did with those 2 faggots from Gogglebox was pulled. Quite right too…..we don’t need poofs making dirty remarks on TV. The BBC have got that cunt Norton for that.

    • That cunt will be in his element as Elton John is joining the cunt this week. That will be two cunts using bogus names, didn’t think Graham Walker is any worse than his choice of replacement.

  2. Does Yanis Varoufukis have any credentials apart from ruining Greece?

    The mezze-scoffing cunt is always on QT.

    • I reckon he is good at taking afternoon naps, driving like a lunatic, fucking donkeys and quaffing ouzo.

      He may also be skilled at rustling up a souvlaki.

    • Was going to suggest the victims bludgeon him to death with scissors however body fluids etc etc, just cremate the cunt alive, with in coffin camera to broadcast the message to any other cunt with similar ideas.

      We need to start sending out the right message.

      Colonel Gadaffi would have a special sentence for a cunt like him.

  3. I’ve no sympathy for the cunt as I have only seen one film with him in it, A Few Good Men. I wanted the good guys to win the case so he was a cunt.

    I had to google his filmography having forgotten AFGM, so base my cunting mainly on his mobile network performance which is up there with Tom Tardy on the Sly mobile™ network.

    At least Jeremy Renner jumped off a roof and could have killed himself for BT (who now own Bacons EE lot anyway).

    Wait a minute…they’re all as bad as each other, adverts, service, deals and worst of all customer service.

  4. Maybe if prospective candidates turned up at Weinstein’s with a piss sodden pair of these designer incontinence “pulling pants” circulating our ad space, they might have got a free pass.

  5. Just saw that Depp advert again….”I’m looking for something I can’t see”

    Yeah, its me with a length of 4×2 for the back of your nut. Don’t want to waste that hole you’ve dug.

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