That desert island dwelling pirate Long Silver Beardy Branson has been telling porkies. Well I never!
He has been caught with his Bermuda shorts around his ankles over ‘Traingate’ last year. After a seven month wait, a small media outlet called Double Down News which requested the full version of the CCTV camera footage from the ‘Traingate’ incident has been reluctantly given it by Virgin Trains. Some bits are still missing due to Virgin’s ‘technical difficulties’ (oh yeh) but it clearly exonerates comrade Corbyn. The new footage shows there were plenty of other passengers sitting on the floor of the Virgin train and all those “empty” seats, we saw last year, were in fact taken. Occupied by children and adults which in the original selective footage were invisible, now when run continuously, appear visible for a few seconds in frame as they fidget around or return to their seats. So it would now seem our tax exile Dickie handed over a doctored version to the media last year – the naughty cabin boy.
So what are we to conclude?
First, Jezza was actually telling the truth, on this occasion, which I know is not a popular notion among cunters here, yet there you have it.
Secondly, Dickie once again shows himself to be a shifty, untrustworthy, E.U. schlong sucking globalist:
- While he enjoys his billionaire lifestyle on his tax haven private isle in the Carribean he still has the front to raise the question of a second EU referendum.
- He also should not be allowed within a Pendolino train’s length of another railway franchise, since he runs ram-packed trains without sufficient seating for a rip-off priced ticket.
- Then, there is the ‘small’ matter of him suing the NHS for £82 million since he lost out on a contract to provide healthcare sevices in Surrey. If the NHS loses this case, some children or old people may die due to lack of funding. As if he cares what is best for the country and it’s people and not just his bank balance.
However, to give him credit, where credit is due, as an advocate of open borders he does practise what he preaches. His luxury desert island is open to all, including migrants who can endure the 3000 mile rubber dinghy journey across the stormy Atlantic. For only the “nominal” cost of £330,000 per week, a migrant can enjoy an all inclusive stay for himself and upto 29 of his wives and children, subject to passport checks I am sure. By the same token any ex-Towering Inferno residents still in need of accommodation are also welcome but it is unclear at this time, if the smug bearded pirate takes Department of Work and Pensions payments.
Dickie is a true cunt of the people.
Nominated by Mike Oxard.
Talking of Sean Connery, the half dead old cunt was seen out at a tax-free tennis match this week.
Does anyone apart from Salmond give a flying fuck about the old bald cockwomble?
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@Mr Bastard or any other motorcycle enthusiast.
Is the Harley Davidson a cunt of a bike and are Harley Davidson owners a bunch of cunts?
I know nothing of what’s cool in the motorcycle world but I’m sick to the back teeth of grey haired comfortably off “bikers” posing on these in lookalike groups/gangs.
I see them daily in real life and can’t seem to get rid of them on the telly.
Now DMAX is starting some tat series called Harley and the Davidsons.
I’ve heard that Harley Davidson’s are for poser cunts but would like confirmation and if so a cunting of the cunts would be great, ta.
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There are Bikers and there are motorcycle enthusiasts, and since Sons of Wank on Me there are wannabe Outlaw Bikers by the thousands.
Harley’s are no longer cool they are the motorcycle version of Audi’s. once niche and had a but of kudos, now mass produced shite with lower quality and driven\riden by so many wank stains that real people don;t want to be seen near the shite that rides them or the bikes.
WLA 45’S, Knuckles, Pans and Shovels and early Evo’s still have a cool factor. Wank Cams and the new liquid cool wank rides none at all.
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PS. When i mentioned that they’re”comfortable”, that is my biggest gripe with the cunts.
They want to be outlaws but its clear to see they are professionals and live in big detached houses. And the young ones on telly all seem to have a tattooed wife who dressed like an American 50’s housewife.
I also cant understand why British bikers ride them when there are a few classic British bikes they could be riding
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Sadly all too often bought as a status symbol by well heeled poseurs (Chris Eubank anyone?).
Generally nicknamed “Handbags” by those of us who don’t like them much.
Goes round corners about as well(!) as Uncle Sam’s cars.
The 880 Sportster is just about bearable.
A small exception for a good mate of mine who builds some superb choppers out of them, trimming away the chrome crap and “excess fat”.
Second exception for those chaps who are physically large enough to just look ungainly and ridiculous on any other bike.
I’ve never fancied one although purely coincidentally, I can’t afford one anyway.
Old British bikes require a certain amount of engineering savvy and fanatical dedication to keep them running for any length of time and poseurs tend not to like getting oily hands.
I’ll stick to me old Honda…
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“Handbags” haha, I’ll use that, ta.
Since i posted, I’ve seen the advert for that john Travolta, Tim Allen, Martin Lawrence, William H Macy filum about the exact same cunts that annoy me, twice!
Funny filum in bits.
Bigger cunts are cunts that want their photo taken with these weekend outlaws.
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I still have my 1961 Ariel Leda
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Can we join in a unanimous cunting for Vogue and its first transgender model Munroe Bergdorf and the whole PC\Diversity bollocks please?
Vogue in it’s rush to be seen as diverse, PC and right on thought it was harvesting the high fruit when it hired the chick with the dick as a model. We are all gender fluid and race neutral after all.
Now Munroe spends all “her” time trying to look like a woman and despite the fact he is obviously a geezer down to heavy use of makeup and possibly a bleaching agent it’s not so easy to tell she he he is also of ethnic origin.
Geezer Munroe took her rusty but very heavy irony bar and mashed herself around the head by tweeting “all whites are racist” and the walking version of animal\vegetable\fuck knows what it is has been fired for her/his/its failure to embrace diversity.
Never mind love, if you had bothered to read ISAC now and then you would be fully aware that being a cunt has no boundaries, racial, gender or sexual persuasion.
You Mr\Mrs\Miss\Ms Bergdorf are a cunt and your name sounds like it should be German for dog shit.
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Genius cunting. I laughed out loud.
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Masterchef is a cunt. Firstly because of the double act of daft cunts who present it especially the baldy pointy headed cunt. Then the terminology they use – deconstructed ( a bag of groceries), sourced ( bought from somewhere or other) etc. Cooking doesn’t get tougher than this apparently,even after my own ten hour working day. It boils my piss to kingdom come that people get paid for this. The cunts.
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She/it/he has been sacked by L’orael(sic?) for they tweets. Good.
Hey Sixdog Vomit, who knew that two guys looking for evidence that Brendan Rodgers was a cunt would lead to me googling transgender models on a Friday night? 🙂
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It’s a slippery upward slope birdman
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Adams apple like a grapefruit. Chick with a dick.
I am 6’2″ tall, built like a brick shithouse, and would look far more feminine than this Jerkdorf if I was strategically shaved and shoved into a dress.
Transgender – yet another social fad, rammed down out throats, as if we should welcome it worth open arms.
More like fucking Hinge and Bracket.
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Who looked credible !!
Compared to my GPs’ receptionists, and the lardarses on my college admin…
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Spot on cunting… Fucking jawline like mount Rushmore, looks a lot like Obama in one of Michelle’s earlier syrups. Apparently a few cocks in frocks are banding together on twatbook to boycott LOrael. I think someone should jump on there and let them know that shaving the beard off and slapping on 10 mil of war paint isn’t gonna fool anyone when you got hands like Andre the giant and an Adams apple bigger than your balls.
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I mean after 10 pints you’d still be compus enough to give this fucker the “Crying Game” test.
Sticking a Beyonce wig on a fella doesn’t make it a bird does it!
I mean I don’t give a shit what these cunts do but they’re having the majority of the say/press exposure so that they appear that they’re more profligate than they really are.
I don’t know how many of these transgender cunts there are per capita but I reckon it’s 1,000’s to 1.
So even if I was generous and we’re to say 2,000 to 1 them that is 0.05% – so why is it these cunts and there ilk get 99.95% of the coverage/say in the world as to what’s right and wrong!?!
MPs/Senators/Congressmen look at these stats. Stop appeasing these cunts they have (next to) zero voting power! Get back to supporting the majority you cunts!
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Genius cunting. I laughed out loud.
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All these so called social justice warriors, for the people cunts are missing a very significant point. Somewhere in the last few years, it has been the norm to give workers a whole 30 minute break in a 9 hour day. That’s progress for you. I remember 1hour lunch and 30 minutes in the afternoon, and I am a millenial. It’s all for the big cunts. The small cunts have to suck it up and thank the fuckers for the measly half hour. What an absolute bag of shite. If I ever met the comrade Corbyn, I’d ask the cunt how long his fucking lunch break is, and what his expenses threshold is. Bet He has time to polish his dead mans boots and debate the latest wanky a gender. He ain’t running to the co op for a soggy egg and cress, shoving it in his face before going back to work. The floor of the train is perfect for him. He is nothing but a fake tramp. He brings nothing to the table and makes saggy look like bodicia.
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Aam trying to pull this shy chick.Weird for me as have only ever gone after mouthy broads.Any advice cunts?
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Yes, I’ve got some advice….Don’t fucking bother. Stick to in-yer-face tarts who don’t put on some innocent act. She’ll drag things out for ages before you get a bunk-up,and when you eventually do,you’ll discover she just lies there like a side of beef. Stick to slappers,at least you know that you’ll get an oil-change and that’s all that really matters.
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You know what they say, it’s the shy ones who are the ravers!
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Fucking lies!
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I am so sick of this transbender bollocks.
Their are only three genders in the world
Male Female and Freaks
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No there’s actual only two – according to LGBTQ brigade: “gender fluid” and “hater”.
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Branson was actually considered quite cool in the early 1970s. If you didn’t live in or around London, ‘Virgin Mail Order’ was an essential service for anyone into music from the less commercial, ‘unusual’ end of the rock spectrum.
I ordered Uncle Meat, an expensive ‘import only’ double LP by The Mothers of Invention. Two weeks later I was thrilled to receive two copies in error! Naturally I sold the one with worst surface noise to my best friend for a massive profit.
So not always a cunt, at least not the overtly full-blown cunt he is today. Branson really exploded into the cuntisphere during the 1990s with the coming of New Labour.
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We had one of his oafs round our place installing Virgin media. The bloke drilled through the bedroom wall from the inside, blowing a large part of the brick on the outside which ended up on the boys BMW down below, denting and scratching the side panel. Now they are denying all responsibility and charging us £300 because we no longer wish to continue with their unsigned, uncompleted contract. It’s cost the boy around £500 to get the car repaired. Never get involved with virgin.
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The news isn’t all bad this morning. Seems Irma has obliterated Neckar Island. Apparently Branson hid in his wine cellar and is safe.
Can’t have everything I suppose…
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What kind of billionaire cunt sues the NHS?
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