Congratulations to Fred West who correctly predicted that Liz Dawn the legendary Corrie actress who played Vera Duckworth would be the next deadpool hit.Jack better take cover in the Rovers in the Sky when Vera catches up with him.Anyway on to Deadpool 70.
Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):
1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!
2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).
Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.
Nominations are now open on this post only. Good luck.
Shaun`s nominations:
Tony Booth
Ray Wilson
Charles K Kao
George Fernandes
Eberhard van der Laan
Kirk Douglas
Vera Lynn
Phil the Greek
Betty White
Pierre Cardin
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Nice one Fred
Bill Treacher
Hillary Clinton
Julie Goodyear
Jerry Lee Lewis
King Juan Carlos I of Spain
0
Clive James
Leslie Phillips
George A. Cooper
Denis Norden
Tony Britton
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Damn, I thought I was going to nick Denis.
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Wouldn’t be the first time… 😀
2
Rupert Murdoch
Dickie Bird
Kirk Douglas
Harry Kane
Prince George
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Kirk Douglas already taken (see above).
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Sorry. Me being blind.
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Harry Kane always sounds like he’s been sniffing coke the night before when interviewed. Might be a winner.
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Murray Walker
Gordon Banks
Jim Bowen
Jimmy Greaves
David Van Day
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Nice one, Frederick…
Tommy Docherty
Frank O’ Farrell
Barbara Bain
Henry Woolf
Hugh Hefner
0
John Hume
Jack Charlton
Frank Bough
Eamon Dunphy
Doug Mountjoy
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Used to go in her pub near Quay Street, called The Grapes… Liz was always friendly and down to earth, and the opposite of some of the other up themselves soapstar celebricunts… She and Bill Tarmey were Corrie’s last ever great double act….
5
Yoko fucking Ono
Mel Brooks
Danglebert Pimpledick
Desmond Tutu
Mugabe
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I hear Mark Chapman might be putting a new book out… Apparently it’s going to be called ‘Why I Wish I’d Shot Yoko’….
4
Tessa Jowell
Cloris Leachman
Richard Wilson
Madeleine Albright
Henry Kissinger
0
John Carpenter
Dennis Waterman
Hal Holbrook
Ron Jeremy
Joss Ackland (Deeplomatic Immunitaay!!)
Congrats to Fred
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Fats Domino
Javier Perez de Cuelar
Herman Wouk
Olivia de Havilland
Lord Carrington
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Valerie Harper
Billy Graham
Kim Jong Un
George H.W. Bush
Stan Lee
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Well fuck me.. tony booth already
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Will reset the pool in a min.That is a record.Dunno if he died before I nominated him but it was announced after I did.Was googling him an hour ago to check he wasnt dead yet!
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Patrick Cryne
Baroness Trumpington
Ray Reardon
Jill Gascoine
Artimus Pyle
Good Shot, Fred.
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