Dead Pool [72]

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Congratulations to Norman who correctly predicted that the world’s most famous dirty old man Hugh Hefner would be the next deadpool hit. He’s not been so stiff for years! Now the slate is wiped clean and we move on to Dead Pool 72.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck.

84 thoughts on “Dead Pool [72]”

    • Fair play to Tyson Fury. Become heavy weight champion of the world, and the throw it all away to become a humongous fat cunt.

      • Take the money and run, Well its either that or face the ultra hulknegro Mayweather in a few years on a overhyped HBO special with his best years behind him

  13. Dobri Dobrev
    William Coors
    Mary Wilson
    Richard Baker
    Jackie Stallone

    For clarity, that’s Mary Wilson Harolds widow and Richard Baker the newscaster fella.

  17. Congrats norm.

    Gary Glitter
    Dick Van Dyke
    Leon ” Big Van Vader” white
    James Earl Jones
    Bill ” the voice of World Class Championship Wrestling” Mercer

  19. Broadband’s down, so having to use my phone…

    Ricky Gervais
    Keith Chegwin
    Tim Westwood
    Robson Green
    James Blunt

  20. Apparently, dirty old ‘Hef’ always said he wanted to buried next to Marilyn Monroe… He really did have a thing for fake bottle blonde slags, didn’t he?….

    Tommy Docherty
    Frank O’ Farrell
    Barbara Bain
    Henry Woolf
    Eileen Derbyshire

  21. Hefner was a cunt, but there’ll no doubt be ridiculous rejoicing from the feminazi/munters brigade over his demise… Funny how these femstapo types always look like they wouldn’t have even the remotest hope in hades of appearing in Hef’s jazz rag…. A fit feminazi is rarer than a likeable politician, a Stone Roses album, or a Unicorn….

    But the frump squad will be loving the old boy’s passing… They’ll probably frig themselves off more to Hef kicking the bucket than they did over their ‘victory’ in getting a woman Doctor Who (and they’re still flicking themselves off over that!)…

  22. Good call Norm, the Grim Reaper has been busy this week.

    Barbara Bush
    Akihito- Emperor of Japan
    Jacques Chirac
    Baroness Trumpington
    Baron Dubs.

  23. I’m glad Hefner is dead he was a slimy greasy cunt and his smut magazines are overpriced, 9.95 to see a bunch of topless bimbos? and half the thing is just lame articles no ones gives a fuck about, no thank you I’ll go without. Also did I mention Hugh Hefner was a cunt, cause he was

    • I am surprised Playboy carried on in any meaningful capacity once the internet arrived to satisfy all wanking needs. Sure, there’s Playboy TV and associated, but hardly of any significance in this day and age.

      And yes, Hefner was a cunt. The constant smoking jacket and slippers ensemble made his cuntliness all the more monumental.

    • Would STILL do Catherine Deneuve, apparently she’s not TOO “intellectual” (ie not irritatingly frog).

      Would defo NOT do Tebbit, though…

      • Believe me, you aren’t the only one.

        Peak era Deneuve is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen hands down.

      • Mind you, I’d probably have given 70s-era Angela Lansbury a good rumping. Probably says more about my depravity than it does about her looks.

  29. Somebody gets fucked to death in a seriously sexy designer *LEATHER* suitcase, and all captured on vid for her career advancement, and our CPD as wankers !!
    Andrew Porchester-Windsor
    Ian Hislop
    Alistair Campbell
    Emma Watson

  30. Let’s be honest though.Any red blooded male would walk over hot coals for a day of his lifestyle.

    • I’d walk over coals if I had just walked barefoot in the his grotto. Some cunt caught Legionnaires, which must have played havoc with his HIV…

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