Dead Pool [72]

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Congratulations to Norman who correctly predicted that the world’s most famous dirty old man Hugh Hefner would be the next deadpool hit. He’s not been so stiff for years! Now the slate is wiped clean and we move on to Dead Pool 72.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck.

84 thoughts on “Dead Pool [72]”

  2. John Carpenter
    Hal Holbrook
    Dennis Waterman
    Joss Ackland
    Sonny Landham (We’re all gonna die!)

    Congrats to Norman…

  5. Hello, I am Jack and my nominations are…

    Stanley Baxter
    Doris Day
    Herman Wouk
    Tony Bennett
    Martin Sheen

  6. Have enjoyed how riled up the feminazis are about him.He truly was their worst nightmare as not only was he a man who loved beautiful women but was proud of that fact and bragged about it.Funny how none of these beach whales are anything Mr Hefner would have even drunkenly contemplated touching with yours.The traditionalists and the feminists hated his libertarian attitudes to sexuality as it rejected their belief in censorship and the imposition of morals on everyone.

    Also the sexually repressed beta male fagots joining in their condemnation of him is so blatantly a case of sour grapes.

  7. Sidney Poitier
    Kenny Lynch
    Iris Apfel
    Pam “fucking” Ayres

    And as some cunt has nicked Norman Tebbit (you’ll never win with that cunt, I’ve been backing him for nearly 2yrs but like Lotto numbers, old habits die hard) then…

    Harrison Ford

  8. That smug little cunt/snowflake/pisspot, Daniel Radcliffe (aka Harry Cunter) is going on a ‘dangerous diet’ for his ‘art’ (ie: another very crap film)… When he says ‘dangerous diet’ I presume he means just two bottles of vodka a day instead of four?… Anyroad, the little LibDem fucker might be worth considering for the pool in the future?….

    • Vodka? hes much too posh for regular old hard liquor like comrade vodka Norm. Cunt is probably drinking something like Cristal champagne or a special blend of pricey malt whiskey when he wants I don’t know what special dangerous diet hes referring too but perhaps the cocaine induced one were you don’t you eat anything

  11. Bugger me. Another change orf cunt. Winter’s come early. Me noms:

    Ken Dodd
    Rhonda Fleming
    Roy Hudd
    Walter Wolfgang
    Val Kilmer

  13. Damn!Dropped the mayor of Amsterdam Eberhard van der Laan and now he has conked out!

  16. Don’t know if anyone’s seen pictures of Timothy Spall recently, but he might be worth a punt.

    Does Sir Limply have any inside info, I wonder…?

    • Have made a note orf the cunt’s dead ringer for a dead ‘un appearance but unfortunately doine to drastic dieting mostly. Always the chance he may overdo it though – those actors – and he is in his deadly sixties now.

    • Yeah I thought you had him before, huh thats a shame Tragically Hip were ok for a canadian band. Though they are partly responsible for hurricane katrina haha lol ok they weren’t but they prophetically envisioned new orleans sinking…

      If no one knows who we are talking about Gord Downie is basically the canadian version of Michael Stipe seriously tho he is http://www.cbc.ca/news/entertainment/gord-downie-obit-1.4359906 All I’m saying is I’nver seen Gord Downie and michael stipe in the same room before

      • I had not really considered the similarity before but it is striking now you mention it.

  19. Had him a few times but dropped him a few pools a day.Sad.The Tragically Hip were a decent band.

  20. Damn Morgan Freeman is being posted as croaked yet again. Fake News but I do wish someone, anything – a truck, cirrhosis, lone nut, suicide ect would make his mind up for him.

  22. ‘er indoors has napped eternal favourite Fats Domino. Had him many times but alas not this pool. “Ain’t it a shame”. YT predicts we are going to tire orf that song PDQ. I’ll have some orf me old favourites please:

    Ken Dodd
    Olivier de Havilland
    Roy Hudd
    Murray Walker
    Giscard d’Estaing

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