Dead Pool [65]

Posted on July 16, 2017 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Congratulations to Mr Bastard for correctly guessing that the Night of The Living Dead and Dawn of the Dead creator George A Romero would be the next famous famous face to pop his clogs.Romero was 77 and had been suffering from lung cancer.

So the slate is wiped clean and we move on to Deadpool 65.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. Good luck.

Shaun`s nominations

Leah Bracknell
Stefan Karl Stefannson
Eberhard van der Laan
Rayya Elias
Gord Downie

75 thoughts on “Dead Pool [65]”

A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts on July 16, 2017 at 11:13 pm said:

My nom list as follows please:

Rhonda Fleming
Ken Dodd
Roy Hudd
Doris Day
Giscard d’Estaing

Sir Limpy`s picks carried over.

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Cunt's Mate Cunt on July 16, 2017 at 11:15 pm said:

Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst

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J R Cuntley on July 16, 2017 at 11:20 pm said:

Betty White
Cloris Leachman
Richard Wilson
O.J. Simpson
Jimmy Tarbuck

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CuntsVille on July 16, 2017 at 11:26 pm said:

Des O’connor
Des Lynam
Nicholas Parsons
Meatloaf
Nicholas Soames MP

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The Empire Cunts Back on July 16, 2017 at 11:27 pm said:

Angela Lansbury
Bobby Davro
Kathleen Turner
Mary Berry
Bez

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Fred West on July 16, 2017 at 11:46 pm said:

Clive James
Denis Norden
Leslie Phillips
Liz Dawn
George A. Cooper

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Norman on July 16, 2017 at 11:46 pm said:

Nice one, Mister B…

Tommy Docherty
Frank O’ Farrell
Steven Moffatt (cunt)
Gene Hackman
Eileen Derbyshire

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Fred West on July 16, 2017 at 11:48 pm said:

Seems like Romero used the same opticians as Barry Cryer.

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- Shaun of the Dead 69 on July 16, 2017 at 11:51 pm said:
  
  Always thought Romero reminded me of someone else famous.Now I know who cheers Fred!
  
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- TitSlapper on July 16, 2017 at 11:52 pm said:
  
  or unfunny woody allen
  
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  - Shaun of the Dead 69 on July 17, 2017 at 10:59 am said:
    
    Eric Sykes and Ronnie Barker too.
    
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  - Shaun of the Dead 69 on July 17, 2017 at 7:50 pm said:
    
    Denis Norden too come to think of it.
    
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TitSlapper on July 16, 2017 at 11:59 pm said:

Pope Frances
Roman Polanski
Ginger Baker
George Soros
Rick Wakeman

congratulations mr bastard and thanks for tagging the deadpool mods

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- Shaun of the Dead 69 on July 17, 2017 at 12:15 am said:
  
  No problem will make sure I tag any that we missed.
  
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  - A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts on July 17, 2017 at 12:25 am said:
    
    Should all be in the Deadpool archives.Let me know if any are missing.
    
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Johnson on July 17, 2017 at 12:04 am said:

Sepp Blatter
Barry Bright
Bonio
Geldorf
Sir Cliff Richard

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Black and White Cunt on July 17, 2017 at 12:42 am said:

Murray Walker
Gordon Banks
Jim Bowen
Paul Gascoigne
David Van Day

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GoodWillCunting on July 17, 2017 at 1:06 am said:

Bill Clinton
Henry Kissinger
John McCain
Tony Bennett
Pele

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Freddie the Frog on July 17, 2017 at 1:14 am said:

Leon ( the horrible old cunt off Gogglebox ) , the vicar bitch off Gogglebox, either of the 2 thick as shit northern sisters, off Gogglebox, who are really The Fat Slags before they got fat. ( counts as 2 noms ) , the thick as shit fucking arsebandit with the beard off fucking Gogglebox.

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HBelindaHubbard on July 17, 2017 at 1:58 am said:

Philip Hammond, smug Chancellor cunt.
Emma Twatson
Camilla Parkyer-Bowels (for being a Silly Jilly Cooper lookalike): in her 70th year, she will hopefully find a very fulfilling role, watching potatoes grow from underneath
Owen Jones during a self-invasive penile procedure
Andrew Porchester-Windsor

I’m sure I can join with all mah fellah cunters in wishing Tony Blair a slow and excruciatingly painful death…

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TitSlapper on July 17, 2017 at 4:18 am said:

Sometimes you just have to boop a sneks snoot https://i.redd.it/nr5g2zug5pgy.png

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jane-arse on July 17, 2017 at 4:48 am said:

Well done Mr Bastard……………………cunt……………Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaah(c)
Tony Pulis
Vanessa Del Rio
Peter North
John Coughlan
Dean Francis (boxer)

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Dan on July 17, 2017 at 5:47 am said:

John Hume
Jack Charlton
Frank Bough
Tina Turner
Jimmy Greaves

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Dioclese on July 17, 2017 at 6:17 am said:

My noms :
Herman Wouk
Olivia de Haviland
Pierre Cardin
Fats Domino
Charlie Gard

And Sir Limply as he’s having trouble posting his end :
Ken Dodd
Roy Hudd
Giscard d’Estaing
Doris Day
Rhonda Fleming

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- Shaun of the Dead 69 on July 17, 2017 at 10:36 am said:
  
  Already have Sir Limpy’s noms .Cheers though !
  
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  - Dioclese on July 17, 2017 at 12:17 pm said:
    
    OK. Last pool, Limpers mailed me and said he was having access problems so I thought I’d anticipate on his behalf.
    
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  - A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts on July 17, 2017 at 12:37 pm said:
    
    Ah no problem.He admitted being surprised he could get in last night.He must live in the middle of nowhere!
    
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  - Sir Limply Stoke on July 17, 2017 at 1:14 pm said:
    
    “..thought I’d anticipate on his behalf” as the wife used to say when found with her dildo.
    
    Had problems ever since Rickie Dickie Stickie tried to fuck me over. Changed me email and avatar then after the last troll buggeration started getting me usual message orf joy “Comments have been suspended due to spam activity. Try again later.”
    Did some more fiddling yesterday and it seemed to work. Bang. Back orn again. All jake again except being called Sir Limpy.
    
    Thanks and felicitations to the powers that be for help and support this time around. Incidentally most rural areas get stonking wireless broadband now compared to the inner cities.
    
    Share the love.
    
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Captain Magnanimous on July 17, 2017 at 6:38 am said:

The Dalai Lama
Rupert Murdoch
Alex Ferguson
Maggie Smith
The EU

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King Cunt on July 17, 2017 at 6:55 am said:

George Bush Senior
Jackie Stewart
Bruce Forsythe
Kirk Douglas
Hugh Heffner

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Dick Byrne on July 17, 2017 at 6:58 am said:

Jackie Stallone
William Coors
Dobri Dobrev
George P Schultz
Charlie Munger

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Ram it home Ginger Rogers on July 17, 2017 at 7:14 am said:

Ricky Gervais
Keith Chegwin
Tim Westwood
Robson Green
James Blunt

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Norman on July 17, 2017 at 7:31 am said:

Nobody have Martin Landau?
I nominated him a couple of pools ago and somebody else did in the last one (I think)….

Space 1999 (Series 1) was fucking top….

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- Bastard well Bastard on July 17, 2017 at 8:29 am said:
  
  Definitely series 1
  
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- Shaun of the Dead 69 on July 17, 2017 at 9:23 am said:
  
  Nope .He was not picked this round despite being on many previous pools.
  
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Gutstick Japseye on July 17, 2017 at 7:50 am said:

Charles Manson
Peter Sutcliffe
Robert Mugabe
Bear Grylls
Justin Bieber

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The Bournemouth Red on July 17, 2017 at 8:28 am said:

Well done Mr B.

Jimmy Armfield
Rod Laver
Yoko Ono
Ringo Starr
Michael. Hesseltine

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- Sir Limply Stoke on July 17, 2017 at 1:19 pm said:
  
  Someone has been watching the crowd at Wimbledon. Spotted Laver meself and a very dodgy looking Sir Cliff.
  
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Bastard well Bastard on July 17, 2017 at 8:31 am said:

Bill Treacher
Julie Goodyear
Jerry Lee Lewis
King Juan Carlos I of Spain
Petula Clark

A fine win there

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Dick Fiddler. on July 17, 2017 at 8:53 am said:

John McVie
Burt Reynolds
Debbie Rowe
Baroness Trumpington
Jill Gascoine

Good Shot, Mr. B.

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Komodo on July 17, 2017 at 9:08 am said:

Mohammedu Buhari

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- TitSlapper on July 17, 2017 at 9:31 am said:
  
  Still have four or you could just pick Mohammedu Buhari another 4 times
  
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  - Shaun of the Dead 69 on July 17, 2017 at 10:47 am said:
    
    It wouldnt count as 5 hits though mind.
    
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  - Komodo on July 18, 2017 at 1:36 pm said:
    
    That’s the only one I know with a chance of snuffing it who hasn’t been had. I’d have put Tony Blair, but I don’t know where he is atm and the police took away my RPG.
    
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Boilsucker on July 17, 2017 at 9:41 am said:

Gerald Harper
Bill Maynard
Katie Boyle
Fennella Fielding
Desmond Morris

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'Er indoors on July 17, 2017 at 9:43 am said:

Valerie Harper
Glen Campbell
Billy Graham
Lord Carrington
Javier Perez de Cuellar

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