Dead Pool [65]

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Congratulations to Mr Bastard for correctly guessing that the Night of The Living Dead and Dawn of the Dead creator George A Romero would be the next famous famous face to pop his clogs.Romero was 77 and had been suffering from lung cancer.

So the slate is wiped clean and we move on to Deadpool 65.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. Good luck.

Shaun`s nominations

Leah Bracknell
Stefan Karl Stefannson
Eberhard van der Laan
Rayya Elias
Gord Downie

75 thoughts on “Dead Pool [65]”

    • Leah Bracknell :Actress best known as playing Emmerdales vet and head of home farm Zoe Tate for 16 years.Has the distiction of playing the first lesbian on British soap.
      Stefan Karl Stefannson:Icelandic actor known for his role as Robbie Rotten the slothful villian in Lazy Town.Has a surprising fanbase of adults (strangely).
      Eberhard van der Laan:Current Mayor of Amsterdam and former cabinet minister.
      Rayya Elias:Autobiographical writer who published a book covering her experience as a Syrian refugee in America who went on to become a top hairdresser punk musician heroin addict jailbird lesbian who eventually got clean and reinvented herself as a writer and motivational speaker.Is the romantic and work partner of Elizabeth Gilbert of Eat Pray Love fame.
      Gord Downie:Lead singer of Canadian band the Tragically Hip and arguably one of the most popular figures in Canada today.

      • quite clever that, most of us pick old cunts or people who are cunts and would quite like to see them shuffle off (in hope rather than expectation), but this random lot all seem to have a terminal cancer diagnosis. Tick tock, sooner or later…..

      • Ah but out of the 8 hits I have had (I think it is 8) 5 have been over 90 and two have been over 100.Also Dio who has about the same wins to his name tends to score with older picks in the 90s or 100s.

      • Shrewd judgement rather than emotion, eh Shaun?
        A winner every time. Who’s likely to croak rather than who you’d like to croak…

      • Rayya could definitely.A punk ex junkie Syrian refugee with cancer.Beeb would love her 😉

    • Pretty much although if someone is really old or has incurable cancer it is kind of better from experience if they dont live much longer.Had a great uncle with end stage lung cancer.Was given 2 works but lasted over 6 months.We all hoped the Doctors were wrong when they said two weeks but looking back it would have been better if they had been right in the first place.Plus everyone I have met over 90 either wants to die or not live too much longer.A friend of mines Grandad lived to 99 and when asked on his 99th if he wanted to be 100 and he said “I dont give a fuck I have lived long enough” he died 2 weeks later.Still lived in his own home and went to the pub every day.Paramedics said his heart just failed suddenly causing instant death.Pretty good way to go.

      I also have a friend who has had breast cancer 5 or 6 times and cervical cancer as well.She was told nearly three years ago it had spread around the body and she had a year maybe 2 if she was very lucky.Still kicking even though her treatment stopped working then started working again earlier this year.

      Wilko Johnson was told he was dying from cancer a few years back then realized he wasn`t when he still felt fine a year later.Shows Dr`s aren`t as good or accurate as they say.Good thing though.Bloody good guitarist and a great man is Wilko.Have a few friends from Canvey who say he is just as genuine in person.

  2. Congrats mates.

    mine are :

    Clint Eastwood
    Vincent K McMahon
    Ric WOOOOO Flair
    Gary Glitter
    RolfHarris

  3. Warren Buffett
    Jacques Chirac
    Elton John
    Engelbert Humperdinck
    Jimmy Carter

  4. Excellent work Mr Bastard. Congratulations.

    I’d like to nominate (and have a sinister pre-emptive chuckle about)

    Rageh Omaar
    Benjamin Netanyahu
    Maggie Philbin
    Jean-Paul Gaultier
    Sylvester Stallone

  5. Congratulations much appreciated everyone. Shame about old George really, a great (if slightly accidental) talent in his earlier films. Shame about Land of the Dead, a pile of shite…

    John Carpenter
    Ron Jeremy
    Hal Holbrook
    Dennis Waterman
    Sam Elliot (gravel-voiced Yank actor)

  7. Prince Edward, the Duke of Kent
    “Cowboy” Bob Ellis
    John Redwood
    Chris Rea
    Tommy Mair

    Congrats Mr Bastard

  8. Little Richard
    Chubby Checker
    Brigitte Bardot
    Sir Bernard Ingham
    Freddie Star.

  10. Virginia McKenna
    David Attenborough
    Tony Booth
    Buzz Aldrin
    Chuck Yeager

      • I appreciate that I could pick four more … however, I was Googling ‘The Cannon Ball Run’ yesterday for my young nephew, with reference to the Oriental fellows referring to their ‘see in the dark’ specs as ‘the cat’s ass’ … and as one YouTube clip leads to another I thought surely old Burt must be well fcked by now. On the god awful Demi Moore, self promoting Striptease, he was looking pretty fcked then, and that wasn’t yesterday.
        I’m not one for the deadpool so it’s pretty much of a ‘drive past ‘ opportunist offering.

  12. Hanging on today’s court ruling, looks like I could be on a winner if no other cunt snuffs it in the next couple of days. Sad – but a result is a result…

    • I thought it was in piss poor taste when you picked him but in recent days I have been thinking just let the poor little fucker go.Parents are being selfish.Him being kept alive will not be of any benefit to him.

      • True this site isnt for the easily offended.True.My heart goes out to the parents.I obviously know why they have done what they have but they need someone to shake them and say he has already gone.

      • He cant see hear cry breathe on his own and he clearly has catastrophic brain damage that will only get worse even on ventilation.

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