We have a winner!
Congratulations to Cunt’s Mate Cunt for correctly predicting that the next dead cunt would be FIFA whistleblower Chuck Blazer who has now cleverly escaped sentencing on that pesky money-laundering charge.
So the slate is wiped clean and nominations are now open for Dead Pool 63.
Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):
1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!
2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).
Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.
Nominations are now open on this post only. Good luck.
Fred West’s Nominations:
Clive James
Denis Norden
Liz Dawn
Leslie Philips
George A. Cooper
Robert Mugabe
George H.W Bush
Vera Lynn
Jacques Chirac
Nobby Stiles.
0
Bruce Forsyth
Charles Manson
Kirk Douglas
Bear Grylls
Peter Sutcliffe
0
Herman Wouk
Olivia de Haviland
Pierre Cardin
Fats Domino
Charlie Gard
1
Yes – my first victory! What’s my prize?
Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jack Warner
Jerome Valcke
Geoff Hurst
1
Well done cunts mate cunt!
1
Not being up on footy I did, for a brief glorious moment, think that the picture was Michael Moore.
One can but dream…
0
Doris Day
Peter Allis
Betty White
John Williams
Denis Norden
0
Denis Norden
Betty White
Doris Day
Morgan Freeman
Jimmy Armfield
0
Fuck me, now they’ve all appeared, I am in indeed a non-techno cunt!
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Not only that, but Norden is already bagged. Don’t forget to check everyone else’s noms before you post (including the ones at the bottom of the Dead Pool post).
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Sorry FW, swap Norden for john Motson.
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Des O’connor
Des Lynam
Nicholas Parsons
Meatloaf
Roy Walker
0
Prince Philllip
Hugh Hefner
Jerry Lewis
Jimmy Carter
Pete
Good Call CMC
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That was Pele not Pete
0
Cloris Leachman
Jimmy Tarbuck
Gene Simmons
Christopher Biggins
Richard Wilson
0
Well done CMC……Cunt……….Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah(c)
Tony Pulis
John Coughlan
Vanessa Del Rio
Peter North
Jake LaMotta
1
Ricky Gervais
Keith Chegwin
Tim Westwood
Robson Green
James Blunt
0
Nice one,Cunt’s Mate Cunt
tommy Docherty
Frank O’ Farrell
Eileen Derbyshire
Pete Murray
Gene Hackman
0
My heart says Banana Gob, but I reckon that thing is sadly going to be around for some time to come… Life is shit, eh?…
2
Paul Gascoigne
Jim Bowen
Gordon Banks
David Van Day
Ric Flair
0
Virginia McKenna
Yoko Ono
Clint Eastwood
Buzz Aldrin
Chuck Yeager
1
Haha lol for some reason I thought Yoko was dead. Her name should be Yoko No no stop singing you’re scaring the children Remember that time she embarrassed John infront of his idol Chuck Berry? Jesus remembers and he never forgets lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9kgu71d81U
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And Jesus replied “Si senor. I remember”…
1
Vincent K McMahon
Leon Big Van Vader white
Gary glitter
Rolf Harris
Sepp Blatter
0
Change Sepp blatter for Angela Lansbury
0
Congrats CMC
Bill Treacher
Julie Goodyear
Jerry Lee Lewis
King Juan Carlos I of Spain
Petula Clark
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Pope Frances
Roman Polanski
Ginger Baker
George Soros
Madonna
Congrats CuntsM8Cunt on your 1st win Also can we please get deadpool tagged under deadpool posts so Idon’t have to scour to find the old ones
1
Debbie Rowe
John McVie
Jill Gascoine
Burt Reynolds
Baroness Trumpington
Good shot CMC.
0
John will go on years yet – he’s preserved in alcohol!
1
Leah Bracknell
Gord Downie
Liu Xiaobo
Stefan Karl Stefansson
Kenny Sansom
0
Topcall, CMC
The Dalai Lama
Rupert Murdoch
Alex Ferguson
Maggie Smith
The fucking EU
1
the EU can’t be cunted as a single person how bout cunting Martin Shulz current president? he alone should be cunted 15 times but I’m not even sure hes been cunted at all kinda strange
2
He has I am sure!:0
0
Bill Clinton
Henry Kissinger
Billy Connolly
Tony Bennett
Pele
0
Little Richard
Chubby Checker
Brigette Bardot
Mike Yarwood
Sir Bernard Ingham
0
George A Romero
John Carpenter
Hal Holbrook
Dennis Waterman
Ron Jeremy
and Congrats to CMC…
0
Freddie Star
Frankie Boyle
Mark Zuckerberg
Gary Linekar
Tony Blair
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