Dead Pool [62]

Congratulations to Black and White cunt who correctly predicted that the next celeb to die would be Batman Star Adam West. who has died of leukemia aged 88.West will always be best remembered for Batman but was also well known to younger audiences for his role as Mayor West in Family Guy.

So the slate is wiped clean and nominations are now open for Dead Pool 62.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. Good luck.

Shaun`s nominations:

Terry Jones
Freddie Starr
Johnny Hallyday
Bill Wyman
Leah Bracknell

130 thoughts on “Dead Pool [62]

  1. A nice cunting there Samson……………….And on the subject of the Spanish navy,did you know their new warships are glass bottomed,enabling them to keep an eye on the old Spanish navy?……..Cunts……………Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

  2. Tony Pulis
    Vanessa Del Rio
    Peter North
    Samantha Fox
    Isaac Hunt
    Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

  3. King Cunt

    Just heard Phil the Greek has been admitted to hospital and will mist the Queens speech.

  4. Did nobody have Brian Cant?….
    I’m sure he’s been nominated in the past….

    • Barry Norman has featured many, many times in the past. Not sure I’ve ever seen Michael Bond nominated though.

  5. A list of all the winners of past pools:
    Deadpool 61 :Black and White Cunt ……Adam West
    Deadpool 60: Dioclese………..Peter Sallis
    Deadpool 59: Bastard Well Bastard….. John Noakes
    Deadpool 58 :Dick Fiddler …..Gregg Allman
    Deadpool 57:Sheriff of Cuntingham….Ian Brady
    Deadpool 56:Norman…Geoffrey Bayldon
    Deadpool 55:TheBornemouthRed……Brian Matthew
    Deadpool 54:Dioclese…..David Rockefeller
    Deadpool 53:Bastard Well Bastard ……Chuck Berry
    Deadpool 52:Shaun…….Steve Hewlett
    Deadpool 51:Fred West….John Hurt
    Deadpool 50:King and Cuntry….Gorden Kaye
    Deadpool 49:Prime Minister Sinister…..Jimmy Snuka
    Deadpool 48:Shaun….Clare Hollingworth
    Deadpool 47:Bastard well Bastard….Peter Sarstedt
    Deadpool 46:Mr Blobby Blobby and Fred West……George Michael and Liz Smith (Joint as Liz died first but was reported after George Michael died and Fred called it a draw which is fair)
    Deadpool 45:Shaun….Zsa Zsa Gabor
    Deadpool 44:Uncle Dickie…….Peter Vaughan
    Deadpool 43:King Cunt….Fidel Castro
    Deadpool 42:J R Cuntley…Robert Vaughan
    Deadpool 41:Uncle Dickie…….Prince Takahito of Mikasa
    Deadpool 40:King Cunt….Shimon Peres
    Deadpool 39:Rebel without a Cunt…..Arnold Palmer
    Deadpool 38:J R Cuntley….Gene Wilder
    Deadpool 37:Shaun…..Brian Rix
    Deadpool 36:Cunt `O Macunto……Joao Havelange
    Deadpool 35:All Seeing Eye….Muhammad Ali
    Deadpool 34:Richard Debo Debson….Cliff Michelmore
    Deadpool 33:Fred West….George Martin
    Deadpool 32:Richard Debo Debson…..Nancy Reagan
    Deadpool 31:Richard Debo Debson….Martin Crowe
    Deadpool 30:Shaun……Douglas Slocombe
    Deadpool 29:Richard Debo Debson…Pavel Srnicek
    Deadpool 28:Guardian Hater……Greville Janner
    Deadpool 27:Richard Debo Debson …….Patricia “Nanny Pat” Brooker
    Deadpool 26:Sir Limpy Stoke…..Helmut Schmidt
    Deadpool 25:Dioclese….Al Molinaro
    Deadpool 24:Norman…….Maureen O`Hara
    Deadpool 23:Fred West……Denis Healey
    Deadpool 22:Norman …..Stephen Lewis
    Deadpool 21:Entopy….George Cole
    Deadpool 20:Shaun……Peter O`Sullevan
    Deadpool 19:Sir Limpy Stoke….Christopher Lee
    Deadpool 18:Lex…. B.B King
    Deadpool 17:Shaun……Sam Simon
    Deadpool 16:Cunt O`MaConto…Leonard Nimoy
    Deadpool 15:The Grim Cunter….Jeremy Thorpe
    Deadpool 14:Dioclese….Gough Whitlam
    Deadpool 13:King Cunt…Joan Rivers
    Deadpool 12:Sir Limpy Stoke…Richard Attenborough
    Deadpool 11:Dioclese…..Chapman Pincher
    Deadpool 10:Sir Limpy Stoke….Bill Ash
    Deadpool 9:Fred West….Mickey Rooney
    Deadpool 8:Dan…Jimmy Ellis
    Deadpool 7:The All Seeing Eye…Ariel Sharon
    Deadpool 6:Dioclese…Ronnie Biggs
    Deadpool 5:Ollie Burton`s Grandad…Nelson Mandela
    Deadpool 4:Ollie Burton“s Grandad…Clive Dunn
    Deadpool 3:Dioclese….Abdul Basssett Al Megrahi
    Deadpool 2:Dioclese …Colonel Gaddafi
    Deadpool 1: .243…Amy Winehouse

    • Nice one Shaun
      If I can count, I make that a 7-7 tie between you and me . Need to up my game. Grudge match on here, matey 😉

      Does it go to penalties?

      • Indeed you are right.I clearly cannot count!Nah I think we have to go into extra time first 😛

  6. Dioclese is on 7 hits I am on 6 Debo Debson is on 5.Sir Limpy and Fred have a fair few hits too.

  7. I would have got Malcolm Glazer when I nominated him… But the site was down for a few days, and the old cunt carked it during that time…. Not complaining, I’m just glad the cunt snuffed it…

  8. US YouTube star and online actress Stevie Ryan (?) has died aged 33…..
    Youtube and online actress? Which means she wasn’t an actress at all….

    • What kind of cunt parent calls their daughter stevie I mean seriously? Yep she isn’t a actress shes just internet famous cause shes a vlogger and did a short lived show on VH1

  9. Michael Stipe is about ripe for a wooden box about now, don’t you think?

    I mean, he’s looked like a coffin-dodger on several distinct occasions before now and always managed to come back whingier than ever but I think that there’s just something in the air.

    Something just tells me that the Stipe is not buying green bananas.

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