Dead Pool [62]

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Congratulations to Black and White cunt who correctly predicted that the next celeb to die would be Batman Star Adam West. who has died of leukemia aged 88.West will always be best remembered for Batman but was also well known to younger audiences for his role as Mayor West in Family Guy.

So the slate is wiped clean and nominations are now open for Dead Pool 62.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. Good luck.

Shaun`s nominations:

Terry Jones
Freddie Starr
Johnny Hallyday
Bill Wyman
Leah Bracknell

130 thoughts on “Dead Pool [62]”

  3. Prince Phillip
    Jimmy carter
    Michael Parkinson
    Stirling moss
    Donald Sutherland

    Rip Adam. I hope he banged catwoman.

    Good one bawc

    Fred see u at the family wake? Mrs Kanye can get her tits out.

    • Wonder if he did shag the lovely Julie Newmar or Yvonne Craig?….

      Will distant relative, Leslie West, turn up with his guitar and play a few rock ‘classics’ at the wake, I wonder?….

      • Don’t forget, there’s only one cat woman and it’s Lee Meriweather, Julie Newmar or Eartha Kitt!

  4. What a cunt my first dead pool win and I’m pissed as a cunt in Edinburgh.
    Came out for a ciggie and I have won ya cunts.

  7. Got to say I’ve never been in a town wiv so many fellow pissed cunts. I love Edinburgh, the totty top class as well. It’s not like London where you get snooty cunt who think they’ve got the best cunt. The cunts.

  8. I see Mongy Allen’s at it again. Calling May a “despicable woman”. Bitch needs to look in the mirror. And millionaire daddy Keith is mouthing off too. Pretending to care about the working class. She really had no chance, being raised by far left arseholes.

    • Why doesn’t the gobshite spaztard just fucking OD and do us all a favour?…
      And the times I saw the very obnoxious and almost permanently pissed Keith Allen get thrown out of Mcr pubs and clubs (and get twatted several times) were a joy to behold…

  11. Bob Dole then

    Never liked him or his environmental nonsense
    I never buy designer by the way. Overpriced and pretentious stuff bought by posers with iPhones and more money than sense

  12. Jerry Lee Lewis
    Bill Treacher
    Julie Goodyear
    King Juan Carlos I of Spain
    Tommy Steele

    Well done B&W

  13. This time round;

    Dobri Dobrev
    William Coors
    Mary Wilson
    Jan Michael Vincent
    George P Schultz

    That’s Mary Wilson, Harold’s widow

  14. Thanks to a bug in Blogger, Rickie cunt has been having a field day slagging me off over at the Penguin. I’m posting this to clear things up and prove that comment I posted over there a few minutes ago really is from me :

    “Just checked my Google+ profile and despite my profile picture being different it seems that the Blogger profile picture is locked to my old avatar. It seems to read the picture off my old blog profile and ignore Google+

    The Penguin is on blogger as is Flaxen and several others, so whenever I use a blogger blog it picks up the old grey avatar not the new one. This only happens on Blogger not WordPress.

    I moved my blog to WordPress partly to escape this Rickie cunt but not entirely as he’d like to think. But then again, who cares what he thinks.

    So form you own opinions as to which comments ‘from me’ are real or fake because, frankly, I don’t care.

    That’s it from the real me. I’ll now prove it’s the real me by copying this to ISAC under my proper Gravatar. Now going back to ignoring the silly bugger…”

    Rickie won’t see this, of course, because he’s blocked!…

      • Well, if he ain’t from Mcr (which he isn’t!) then he’s fucked on that score… Doesn’t the thick little cunt realise that IP addresses can be traced?… Last time I was in Norwich was at Carrow Road about three years ago… Wonder if all the names of people he’s pretended to be (including the many female ones… Sicko!) will be put on his tombstone when he croaks?… Fucking priceless…

      • I have never commented at the ranting penguin and I don’t use caps lock. Reading that 600 page of shitposting and insults is cancer inducing some of it had me laughing tho lol

      • So, let me get this right… The twisted little shitcurl is pretending to be people who post here? Then, masquerading as these people, he is writing posts and messages to himself? And then responding to the pretend and fake messages he has put on there? In other words, writing to himself and then answering himself?! What a pathetic sicko!

      • That sounds about right. He keeps banging on about not being the bloke in Upton but I just took a squint over there and after his latest pop at my good self there’s a guy asking where he is because he’s not answering his door after inviting us all round for tea and cakes.

        Fucked if I can tell what’s real over there and what’s the daft cunt talking himself up or even trolling himself. Still, it keeps him away from here so it’s not all bad news.

        No point trying to figure it out because as far as I can tell he’s mad as a box of frogs…

    • Always fancied Una Stubbs when she was in Till Death Us Do Part… Hated Tony Booth (Fuckin’ Scarse Git!)…

      • I agree with you on both counts I would have had the scouse git but he had already been bagged.
        Alf Garnett, a hero of mine, should be made the patron saint of this blog.

    • Jerry Maren is an excellent call. I met the last five surviving munchkins around 15-20yrs ago (including Meinhardt Raabe who played The Coroner) and they’ve all since popped their tiny clogs except Jerry.

      • Hey Fred, quick question; do you think comparisons between Corbyn and Michael Foot are a bit off the mark in some respects?

      • Comparisons between Corbyn and Wilfrid Brambell are more apt. (Not sure why you’re asking me though).

      • If Steptoe & Son were on TV now, Harold would be a massive Corbyn fanatic and a Remainer… While Albert would be Tory and Pro-Brexit…. But then again, something like Steptoe would never exist now in these days of PC fluff and with the ‘racist!’ and ‘sexist!’ sirens going off every five minutes…

      • Well Footy did at least volunteer to serve in WW2 but was rejected due to his asthma.
        It’s rumoured that he was accepted into the “Scallywag” units, whose job it would have been to bump off collabarators and sabotage infrastructure in the event of a successful Nazi occupation of Britain.
        Didn’t like the Fourth Reich either…

        Steptoe Corbyn would probably have tried to go up against Tiger tanks and Stukas with flowers, unicorns and pixie dust….

  19. Michael Barrymore
    Boy George
    Oscar Pistorius
    Dick Dale
    Former Pope Benedict

  20. Rolf Harris
    Bruce Forsyth
    Justin Bieber
    Sadiq Khan
    + please Lily (mong) Allen

  24. Little Richard
    Mike Yarwood
    Brigette Bardot
    Martin Peters
    Chubby Checker

    • Nope doesn`t look like anyone had Helmut Kohl either despite seeing his name in many many a pool.

      • I had him regularly in my list,
        until I couldn’t be arsed any more. Lazy cunt (me).

  29. Keith Richards
    Phil Collins
    Christine le Garde
    President Mugabe
    That Belgian EU bastard

    • “That Belgian EU bastard”
      You mean Juncker? be more precise, the admin shouldn’t have to guess what cunt you are referring to

  30. I would like to nominate Multiculturalism as a cunt. (Reason below)

    Multiculturalism is a cunt, why do I say this – because, as a middle-aged English white guy, it excludes me. If I was a Somalian people trafficker enabling people to drown in the Med by selling them fake passports at Honda Civic prices and cramming them on leaky balloons then I would be an oppressed hero. If I was a Syrian freedom fighter beheading people and yelling at the crucified that my version of Islam was the best then I would be cool. If I was an Asian programmer who’d gotten a job through the Asian IT mafia network I would be cool even if I did not have a clue what I was doing. But as a middle-aged white English guy looking after his chrysanthemums on a sunny afternoon I am automatically a bigoted racist colonial fucktard and I deserve everything I get.
    I have never met an Indian who did not hate me for the partition and two hundred years of colonial rule. If you can’t forgive me – even though I was not responsible – then fuck off back to your overcrowded caste system, you useless cunt. Indians and Pakistanis own all the corner shops and hate me for it. Then they buy the supermarkets and hate me even more. Then they make damn sure their kids excel at school and become lawyers and doctors and rub my nose in it because I am white and English and that makes me a drunk and lazy dole bastard. But that does not stop them from being the same corrupt shifty bastards they were when they first arrived. If you are Asian you will be elected in a predominantly Asian area, if you are white then fuck off. In Bristol and Liverpool, blacks hate me for the slave trade. The Irish are cool because they told the whole fucking world that the English are not and the world believed them and they play the same music over and over again in their pubs and turn people into useless plastic Irish zombies. In the US, Americans laugh when misfortune befalls the England because they are still fighting their War of Independence by proxy through the RA. The white English working class was entirely responsible for wiping out Native Americans. It’s true, ask an American. The French hate us because their language is a useless cunt. The Spanish hate us for having the temerity to sink their fucking useless Armada (we had to calm down one fucked up useless Spanish twat at a party because he was so irate about it). Australians hate us because they are cunts, likewise New Zealanders who dig up their tractor boys every now and then to biff us at rugger and make sure we know that sheep farmers rule over useless English dole bastards and inbred paedophile public schoolboys. The Russians hate us because they’re on the edge of nowhere and just yearn to be seen as sophisticated when deep down they are simply brutish thugs with massive inferiority complexes. The English, even in glorious defeat at Balaclava, still looked prettier in their pretty uniforms. And then there are all those culturally wonderful South Americans who just adore fascists and Franco types and hate England because Buenos Aires has better looking streets. Don’t get me started on Eastern Europe; most of it’s next to Russia: enough said. As for our Sino friends, the Chinese, the Japanese, the Hong Kongese, the Burmese, I don’t know what they think, I haven’t got a fucking clue.
    As for the Scots, Irish and Welsh, they didn’t help in 1066, so fuck them.
    But the worse thing is that our own middle and upper classes are complicit in name-calling the white English working class. They call us racist bigoted white football hooligan cunts thinking the epithet excludes them because they are superior as they went to Oxford and Cambridge and run the Foreign Office via their old boy network. But if there’s any white cunt in England who is more racist and bigoted, more of an exclusive arsehole, it’s the rich white landed gentry cunt because it’s he or she who benefited almost exclusively from the slave trade. I certainly didn’t, my grandad was a beer delivery drunk.
    So fuck off multiculturalism, you cunt, unless you include me, the wholly oppressed white English middle-aged working class man.

      • Excellent cunting SDV. Now cut and paste it where it belongs in the current strand, ya cunt 😉

    • Your anti scots bollocks is tiresome. You seem to forget that many of the historic events you list involved the British Army , not the English army. You need reminded that it was the Scots who saved you and the rest if the country from Corbyn in last weeks election.

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