Aqueela Khursheed

(Note:This is not an actual picture of her as far as I or anyone else knows)

A short Cunting for Aqueelah Khusheed.

This a mother of 4 from Nottingham whose 12 year old son. Rahjs Wajid was given the choice of washing pots or detention after several instances of misbehaviour. He chose washing pots,but broke down in tears in his mothers arms after this dreadful punishment had been completed.

His mother has accused the school of slavery and is consulting a solicitor because she believes that his human rights have been abused..

What an ungrateful grabby bitch. She should have disciplined her brat,and thanked her lucky stars that she lives in a country where education is free for her tribe,along,no doubt,with housing,benefits and anything else she can get her greedy claws into.

Typical scummy,greedy,selfish behaviour from another ungrateful “Cultural Enricher.”

Nominated by Dick Fiddler

215 thoughts on “Aqueela Khursheed

  1. Cultural enrichment people! Don’t you all just love it?

    In all seriousness, yet another ungrateful parasite at work along with its hellspawn behaving like all nasty, shitty little hellspawn no matter the background.

    Once again the late, lamented ‘Common Sense’s’ step siblings ‘I know my rights!’, ‘I’m the victim here’ and ‘Where’s my solicitor?’ are sadly out in force.

    Cunts, baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

    • Surprised she hasn’t demanded the teacher who issued the punishment is stoned to death for this crime against humanity. That’s how it works isn’t it?

  2. Oh….. for the love of God, how the hell my first comment M*d worthy? I didn’t even use any trigger words FFS!

  3. Human rights being abused? Obviously forgot she herself looks like a walking bollard along with all the other benefits of a forced marriage.

    • Eh, looks like Palpatine’s Imperial Guard but in black instead of red.

    • That isn’t a picture of this lady and I don’t think she actually goes about dressed as a peaceful possession. However, to be fair she should know all about human rights abuses and slavery as her sort are the ones who perpetuate both.
      She is just a needy stupid twat.

    • Doesn’t help that the Welsh and the jocks also want a bigger share now. Fan-fucking-tastic!

      Christ May, why not lie on your back and let the DUP all piss in your mouth while you’re at it?!

    • Hey Birdman, I think we’ve got a cyber echo going on here…..

      • He copies supposed ‘hate speexh’ as his own post and in doing so, commits the same supposed hate crimes as us.

        Truthfully, i find it sad that I’ve been reduced to mockimg the weak.
        I was dragged up better than thsf.

      • Christ, mocking the fool is like putting down Old Yeller at this point…..

    • NOMINATION:- TERESA MAY

      She said all the immigrants that have been in the UK for five years are still able to bring any family that wants to come to the UK and they can stay permanently after five years.
      They will receive all the benefits , pensions, dole and health care, just like BRITISH CITIZENS.
      But they are not British citizens and in my view , shouldn’t be entitled to anything of the sort.

      The UK is not America, its not a massive country that was built on immigration.
      Britain is a small island that has or had its own values and is full.
      Even if it wasn’t full, its not on that we are being forced to change everything that we were taught our country was.

      May also said immigrants are vital to our economy.
      Strange, as i know Brits who are unemployed, but no one seems to think that they could be vital to our economy.

      I hoped Teresa May would be a good UN’, but she’s not, she’s weak.

      • Seconded, what the hell is May playing at?

        It is obvious at this point that her judgment is severely lacking and her credibility has been erased.

        She called an election she didn’t need to.

        She then proceeds to carry out the most piss poor election campaign I have ever seen, throw in a fuck up of a manifesto with the sort of things no one on their right mind would ever include!

        Now….. this capitulation over EU migrants, giving all this ground while the EU has given nothing, NOTHING!!

        May, spouting the ”they are vital to our economy” line, how disgusting, she’s just another globalist lackey after all.

      • Vital to our economy, BOLLOX !!
        Shite mobile phone shops, D&V kebab kabins, and “Turkish Barbers”

        Isn’t the last hateful and wacist ?? What if I change my name to Allan Lloyd, and set up an eatery in City Rd Cardiff, and call it “Allan’s Snack Bar”
        Pork products ONLY, alcoholic drinks ONLY.

        I think PC Plod would turn up in force…
        We’ve already got one so-called “American” Diner. Guess what…NO pork in the frankfurters (or on the menu), nor any cold Buds (or any other alcohol)…
        Of course, has it been done over by trading standards ? Like feck…

      • Alright alright alright.
        Apart from the phone shops, the kebab shops, the bus drivers and the barbers, what have the Muslims ever done for us?

      • I always thought about setting up a British Restaurant, there are still a few of us in Britain you know. But there isn’t much demand for steak and kidney pie. Egg and chips would be on the menu and good bacon rolls and custard, and porridge for breakfast and leek and potato soup. That would be good. And proper mugs of tea.

      • “What have the Muslims ever done for us?”

        Not Much they invented Algebra (fucking reason I falied Y 11 math), kebab, turkish delight Yeah thats about it can’t think of anything else

      • The Babylonians invented algebra along with the Greeks and the Chinese in the 1st millennium BC. A long long time before mo the mighty ( may piss be upon him) had his little chat with a space fairy.

      • All fine thanks PMS, Just had a lovely afternoon putting an old Honda bike back together.
        Have me a beer or two this evening methinks…

      • Eh, why not? Need a little self treat after that task, you taking that Honda out anytime soon?

  4. Self censorship is the only way this site stays operational?

    But i thought you had all the lower.

    #smellthebullshit

    • Hey Birdman, what do you call a troll attack:

      1) An infestation
      2) Shite overflowing
      3) An attack by a no-life

      or

      4) All of the above?

      • Ah, happens to me too don’t worry about it.

        Talking of shite, seems we have a nugget that won’t quite get flushed away….

  5. He needs a nice rubber room and a new shirt with 8ft wraparound sleeves.
    The little Honda is only an old 125 Twin but it’s nice to buzz about on. Belongs to a customer so no thrashing allowed, esp with the new cam chain I’ve just bunged in it…

      • Not too bad, did it cheaper than the local bike emporium who would just try and sell him a new plastic rocket.

      • Ergh, I hate that, buggers just want to bleed people for money.

      • Old small Honda bikes are a joy to work on. Payment for pleasure as far as I’m concerned….

    • Rickie’s best ignored.
      Not helped by goading him at The Penguin chaps. Just drives him over here.
      Penguin blog is effectively dead in the water and dealt with unless you guys post to it and set him off again.

      Ignore him completely. He fucking hates that!

      • Eh, I think we did a somewhat respectable job of that this time Dio.

        On another note, how’s it going?

      • Alright thanks. Went to a Cliff Richard concert the other day. Hope I’m that fit at 77!
        We need to ignore Rickie completely here and at the Penguin.
        Admins will clear the crap off here.
        Friend of mine is dealing with the Penguin shite. Trolling the troll. Priceless…

        All that gets posted over there now is :

        WELL IT’S BEEN FUN BUT IT’S TIME TO WIND IT UP NOW. LET’S LOOK AT THE FACTS :

        (1) WE’VE PROVED THAT RICKIE THE TROLL IS RICHARD DOUBLEDAY OF UPTON
        (2) HE TROLLS WOMEN
        (3) HE PRETENDS TO BE OTHER PEOPLE
        (4) HE TRIES TO DISRUPT BLOGS
        (5) HE HATES DIOCLESE
        (6) HE HAS MET ANNA RACCOON AT HIS HOUSE IN UPTON
        (7) HE IS A PROVEN LIAR WITH A BAD MEMORY
        (8) HE REPEATEDLY CONTRADICTS HIMSELF
        (9) HE IS DELUDED AND HAS MENTAL ISSUES
        (10) HE THREATENS PEOPLE
        (11) WHEN NOBODY WILL TALK TO HIM, HE TALKS TO HIMSELF

        THAT’S IT. GAME OVER
        MOVE ALONG – NOTHING MORE HERE WORTH SEEING

        Nobody is going to plough through tons of that to read anything he has to say.
        And the beauty of it? It’s automated! Yee hah! Fuck you Rickie!

      • BWahahahahahaha, that’s brilliant! Rickie is well and truly screwed now!

      • Bugger. Yours Truly is one dumb cunt who has been trawling through it because he thought it was the troll trolling himself. Then adding some helpful suggestions for said troll. Yours truly has been trolling an anti-troll bot. The definition orf a total waste orf time. Double bugger.

      • Got myself
        A lying, talking
        Creepy, stalking
        Living troll
        I’m gonna do my best
        To tease him
        Just coz he’s a
        Living troll
        Every fuckin day
        He tries
        And i don’t know why
        He’s such an arsehole

        Got myself
        A lying
        Talking
        Stalking
        Living troooo-ol

    • Your work is appreciated very much Eye.

      Thanks.

      P.S why not join in more often?

    • Change the email address and assign a new Gravatar to the email address.
      Only use that email address for commenting and don’t tell anyone what it is.
      You’ll get moderated first time you use it, after that you’re away and can’t be glove puppeted.
      That’s what I did with my old grey head avatar and Limply did the same with his.
      It works…

      • I see…. thanks man.

        Alas, bit limited on the email address on my front.

        Also trying to think of a better gravatar.

      • Ah I need to actually be signed up to wordpress for it. Bugger.

      • Yep, you do need to be signed up. I’d actually forgot I did – I signed up for Gravatar to follow a sports blog that has been closed for a good while now – so I was surpised to see Ronnie’s quizzical mug staring back at me on my first post.

      • Hmmm, then there’s the part of trying to come up with an avatar….. I had a few ideas but…..

    • I reckon my avatar is the most miserable one available.
      All the rest have sacary, zany, happy, drunken, bewildered faces, yet mine is looking at you as if you stink of shite.
      I’ve shown it to the missus and my daughter and they both laughed and said it suited the real me

      • I’m not sure how I feel about mine to be honest.

        Birdman……. yours looks like it’s pissed off about something.

        I like Gutsick’s now that I take a closer look at it- his is hilarious!

      • I said the other day that 90% of my shite is tongue in cheek, but if it doesn’t have a smiley emoji accompanying it, then coz of my avatar it could come across as a snidey comment.

      • I dig that whole monocle thing Mr Bastard’s has going for it too.

      • Mine looks like Lord Charles the ventriloquist’s dummy.
        I would like to make it quite clear that Ray Allen’s hand is not up my arse.

        Am a bit drunk though…

      • Just stayed in with a couple of bottles of Spitfire and the daft Resident Evil movie, after taking the customer’s bike for a gentle spin…

      • If you cover up everything below my chin, I look like a demented, speccy 14 year old girl whose snotty-coloured face barely hides the fury of the World’s greenest, shittest bob haircut ever.

        I’ve always liked it.

  6. If this woman was a white dole scum type, you know, the sort of people who end up on any of those channel 4/5 poverty porn programmes, or mouthing off on Jeremy Kyle, or just white working class, you could have free reign to say whatever the fuck you wanted about her. But, looking at the name and the costume, she is going to get a protected free ride to paydirtsville.
    Near me, a car park at a busy local beauty spot had a load of travellers turn up, and stay for week. Why does it take so long to get rid of them, but if I turned up in a little camper van, I’d be thrown off within hours?
    Whatever happened to fair play?

    • Law abiding citizens always get fucked over Gutstick , especially by our nice boys and girls in blue…the cunts

      • I had to pack in green laning on the motorbike because most of the legal lanes got reclassified, and the law would be out on a Sunday, 6 off road bikes, two 4by4s and a fucking helicopter to catch a few people with road legal bikes and give them a section 59 warning. Yet the local scum go razzing around the estates on pit bikes and stolen mopeds, and no one gives a crap. Only honest people worry about the law.

  7. The SDL and their EDL brothers held a rally in Edinburgh today.
    It was headlined ‘far-right islamaphobes gather in Edinburgh’.
    I read a few lines of it until they said that ‘a counter group opposed them and labelled them as fascists’.

    That’s how easy it is to stay away from the truth. Just get the counter argument in first.

    Sterling piece of reporting there.

    PS. Spell check doesn’t recognize ‘islamaphobe’ , i wonder why? 🙂

    • It takes me ages to teach my phone how to predict my sweary texts, and when it does, they ‘upgrade’ android, and my phone loses its potty mouth. Can’ts…..

      • It’s Settings > General> Keyboard > Text Replacement > +
        …if you’re a pretentious wanker iphone* owning cunt like me.

        *Other cunty phones are available.

      • Bastard android. Just when they get it working, they release another update, and it runs like a bag of shit again. I’m sure to a software programmer, update means ‘to spoil’….

  8. As a recent admission to the United Kingdom of Flotsam,Jetsam and Lagan, said Aqueela is simply demonstrating her superiority over the indigenous race of white morons.

    Who else but a bunch of white arseholes would implement such a stupid set of values called The Human Rights Act. An act so flawed in its construction that the guilty are impervious to the rigors of law, and the innocent can be defeated by the malevolent.

    It is this Act that empowers the lawbreaker , and it is this act that allows the dross to flourish. Whatever is washed up upon our shores must be tolerated.

    To the immigrant this act is their ticket to all that they desire. It is the most potent weapon in their armoury. They can offend, yet must not be offended.

    Aqueela has learned her craft well, She will use the tool in furtherance of her cause and she will win. She will win because the Act gives her and her kind “Right”

    Don’t cunt Aqueela, cunt the fucktards who devised and implemented the tool of your own destruction.

    • In all its years…… I have never seen normal and decent people benefit from that law……they should have called it the scumbags and utter cunts charter for it is only the various scum, whether they be peaceful, eastern bloc, ongo-bongo or from South America , that have benefited from it. Them and the soulless scum lawyers. Oh wait, what is Tony fucking Blair’s wife? A ‘uman rites lawyer! Cunts!

      • That one’s gone too now.

        I wish he’d bugger off. I’m trying to watch the season finale of Designated Survivor.

      • We all wish that, I just want to chill to some music on Youtube and cunt cunts.

        By the way, Birdman just done a good nomination, it’s relevant to present day events and quite on the mark.

      • Stepdaughter and Mrs B are making me sit through the latest (and allegedly last… please god!) “Resident Evil” film.
        Glad I’ve got a beer…

      • For movie series based on a video game series, it’s done well to make it as far as it has.

        Saying that, it should have been wound up a few movies back.

      • “The Final Chapter”

        A clue for Mr Bastard – It won’t be.
        They are already writing the “reboot”

        A spoiler for Mr Bastard too.
        Milla Jovovich doesn’t get her tits out.

      • Really? A reboot? Can’t they ever leave these things be?!

        Spider-man – rebooted.
        X-Men – sort of rebooted
        Star Trek – ah, I’ll let that one go, it revived that franchise
        Resident Evil – do they have to?!

        To many fucking reboots these days, what’s the point of watching some things when they’ll get rebooted in a few years?

        It’s shit like this why I gave up reading Marvel comics and the like last year……

      • Mila Jovovich…?
        What tits?
        Her knob of a husband should pull his finger out of his arse and make the “Event Horizon” sequel he’s been teasing for the last 20 years.

  9. Sir Jackie Stewart is a stupid old ex racing driver cunt. His assertion that Hamilton should take his share of the blame for yesterday’s shunt is fucking ridiculous. Take the blame for what you daft old fart. The rule of the road is if you are stupid enough to go into the back of someone it’s 99% your fault. Then not only that Vettel sees the red mist then takes a sideswipe at Lewis risking both their races. I realise Lewis can be a tad uppity but in this case he was the innocent party. Vettel should be punished further by having to spend a week with Eddie Jordan and Jackie Stewart should just carry on doing what he does best, brown nosing with the Royalty and aristocracy.

    • Vettel should have been black flagged for that stunt, sideswiping someone like that is dangerous and a major dick move. Right out of the Schumacher playbook.

    • Hmmm, you could be right there.

      Then again, it seems to be a surefire thing when you put a Kraut in an F1 Ferrari.

      Now, I’m not going to say that Schumacher and Vettel – henceforth known as Krautheimer and Kraut-boy are bad drivers – they clearly weren’t/aren’t.

      But when you have a car that is far beyond what any of the competition had at the time, 2000-2004 for Krautheimer and 2010-2013 for Kraut-boy, and your teammate always and I mean ALWAYS get screwed over via team orders for your benefit, Barrichello and Kimi spring to mind, then it’s hard to gauge where they should truly rank.

      On that note, say what you will about Hamilton, but Rosberg did not deserve to win the championship last year.

      Consider this – Hamilton’s engineering team was broken up and a lot of them were given to Rosberg. Lewis’ car always seemed to be the one to cop it on technical issues – 3 breakdowns were 3 races he would have won the championship again if they didn’t happen.

      Couldn’t have been anything to do with Mercedes wanting their pet kraut drivers winning it could it?

      Whether you like F1 or not, one thing that can’t be denied is that the UK has produced more F1 champs than any other country.

      Granted it has been a very mixed bag but nonetheless…….

      • I’d back Lewis against any driver in an equal car. However young Max Verstsappen is going to be a force.

      • Poor Verstsappen was damn unlucky in the last two races.

        His comment yesterday when his car crapped out was hilarious though:

        ”Here we go again. $%^&!”

        There were a few f-bombs dropped by the drivers yesterday, Verstsappen, Vettel and Kimi off the top of my head, pretty sure there were a couple more.

      • Yes, Herr Vettel – the cheating German cunt – would have been black flagged for that move at a stag do karting race, so I can see why Lulu is a bit pissed off. They should “settle it like men” outside the car. With a straight left followed by a right upper on the Krauts’s jaw. The cunt.

      • Eh, I can’t see them going into Prost/Senna territory or fisticuffs.

        Prost and Senna…… now that was what you call bringing the hate, saying that, it did bring out the best in them driving wise….. when they weren’t trying to take each other out of the race.

        Vettel….. he’s a little bitch, it was all good at Red Bull when he got the preferential treatment over Mark Webber and a car that pissed over everything else. The moment other cars were doing better and Ricciardo (in his first year at Red Bull) was outdoing him literally all the time, he threw his toys out of the pram and soon fucked off to Ferrari.

        He might want to be careful though there, I can see Kimi wiping him out in a race one day just for the hell of it because Kimi has his whole ‘zero fucks given’ thing going on and it is glorious!

        Saying that, Bottas might want to be careful too, that’s twice his car has hit Kimi’s in a race now……

      • Tennis, cricket, rugby, golf, f1, basketball, any beach sport, any winter sport, chess, American football, curling are all garbage in my book.
        I’m a football fan, but even that is all gone to tat now.

        The only sport i can say that has Grrreat is hurling or shinty.
        Great skill and mad as mad can be.

      • Even as a football fan I find everything about it depressing now.

        Remember when the stupid money transfer thing was once in a blue moon? Now every cunt is going for stupid money!

        I can honestly say that I have not missed football at all during the off season.

      • Europa League qualifiers start on Thursday.

        I need a break, and a long break at that.
        That championship winning season for Leicester City shredded me.
        It was all i thought about from the March before and all i thought about all last pre season.
        Maybe it was a good thing that Leicester reverted back to type last season or I’d have ended up in the loony bin.

      • Fucking hell and the last season has barely been over!

        Too much football now, even the off-season isn’t an off-season anymore!

        Meanwhile, Arsenal will, as we always do, fuck about in the transfer market until near the end of the window. Fuck sake……

      • What do you reckon about safe standing? personally anything to improve the atmosphere would be great, the Emirates, Old Trafford etc are like morgues. Saw a Feyenood play Ajax at the De Kuip once and was rocking, better than anything in PL.

      • Celtic do it so I’m against it.
        I’m against all things Celtic.

        I want Celtic kicked back to Ireland.
        No other team, club,fans are anti British apart from Hibernian, but who the fuck are they?

        The media love this club and its fans, probably because of their mutual hatred for all things British, but they are scum and believe it or not, muslime supporting scum at that.

        These fenian wankers want to enter the English leagues yet hate England and Britain?
        Yeah, definitely Irish.

        Lets get a nomination going for that anti British bunch of taigue bastards and their anti British , IRA loving fans.

      • F*ck Celtic, bunch of IRA loving Fenian wankers. Bastards have it easy in the SPL, no competition whatsoever anymore.

        So they won the league unbeaten Whoop-de-damn-do! Arsenal did that in the EPL 13 years ago! In a far stronger league! Where there was actual competition! But no, all the MSM love the Manky Mob!

        Can’t stand the cunts and I will laugh my arse off when they fail to qualify for the CL!

      • A guest speaker at a Rangers dinner starts his speech with..

        “All Celtic fans are fuckin’ arseholes”….

        A guy at the back shouts out…

        “I’m offended by that”….

        “Are you a Celtic fan?” asks the speaker….

        “No”..replies the guy “I’m a fucking arsehole”…..

      • Fuck, that was meant as a reply to PMS’s Formula 1 cuntiness comment. Sorry.

    • Why don’t they pronounce ‘Grand Prix’ the way they spell it?

      Eeeeeeeeeeeooooooiiiiuuuuuusheeeeiiitteeeeee

      • I agree… Football is fucked…. 30 friggin miilion for a keeper who helped Sunderland get relegated?! If that cunt is worth 30 million, how much would Neville Southall and Pat Jennings be worth if they were around now?…. Big Nev in 84/85 is still the best keeper (apart from Schmichel) I ever saw play….

      • What about the money the blue mancs chucked for that Ederson?

        Then again they chucked money last year for that Bravo clown. I know Joe Hart is a bit of a ponce but if you’re going to replace him at least get someone who is actually better than him!

        Christ, what would Bergkamp or Henry be worth in modern day transfer prices?!

      • Also, is Pep Guardiola the most overrated cunt manager or what?

        Sure he won a shite load of trophies with the Bastard Loners but any cunt could have done that with those kind of players at their disposal!

        Oh yes, he dominated the Bundesliga with the Bayern Munters, but that was after he killed all the competetion dead by buying up their best players! And he couldn’t win the CL for shit with them either!

        He comes to England and goes trophy-less for the first ever time in his managerial career, funny what happens when you’re in a league where there is actual competition isn’t it Pep? Pretentious prick, he’ll be gone in 2 years at the latest anyway – he doesn’t stick around!

  10. at the risk of being labelled a conspiracy nutter i mentioned a few days ago about the lack of video of the Manchester bombing. today Prince Charles visted the Manchester Arena. he was filmed actually inside the arena but when he visited the scene of the explosion in the FOYER, no filming was allowed. how very odd.

    • Curious and curiouser.

      Don’t mention it to that Spivey creature though…..

  11. Please, somebody…anybody, could you explain this ‘fashion’ for calling people “Fam”?

    Is it a joke? Is it to see who will fall for it? Is it only for ‘certain’ sections of society?

    It seems to have started, (sigh) in America, naturally, where an awful lot of cunty trends begin. Apparently it’s equivalent to using the word ‘bro’ which is equally abhorrent. What is wrong with you when 1) The word ‘mate’ (perfectly acceptable) is too difficult to pronounce; 2) You blindly follow a made-up word; and 3) the said word appears to be an abbreviation of ‘family’?

    There is some fucking ghastly language being spoken now but this is a new low. Surely the next stage is a primeval sort of grunt to free each other. I’d say these fuckwits must be out of their minds, but you have to wonder whether they even have one.

    Breathtakingly simple cunt-muppets.

    • It is fucking annoying isn’t it when people use all those stupid words when the supreme word ‘cunt’ will suffice for many things.

    • I know a stupid bitch who always says OMFG (‘Oh Emm Eff Gee!), FYI, Lolz, Hugz, LMFAO, and of course the perennials of cuntspeak like ‘Awesome’ ‘Dude’ ‘Radical’ and ‘In The Zone’… Needless to say, she is a fucking cunt…

      • And any chavvy cunt who refers to their skag friend or bitch as their ‘Wifey’ (like Rita Oral and Carcass Delevigne) should never be allowed to speak again….

    • If you’ve ever had the cunting misfortune to see Arsenal TV, the fucking braindead bastards there are full of ‘fam’ and ‘blud’. Absolute fucking abominations.

      • Saw some of the Arsenal TV cunts before the fa cunt final. I’ll say diversity at it’s worst and leave it at that bruh.

      • The fam thing is also a meager insult to blacks from the ghetto they started fam and wiggers copied them blame them. Its word suggestion that also fam is that blacks have shitty family lives and anyone they meet is their “fam” family

  12. Some cunts have even stopped semi grunting and just message the cunt sitting next to them.

  13. Most of this cod language seems to originate from da Afreakin Murkins.

    Where they struggle to pronounce the full, correct version of the word. It invariably comes out as ‘ma fambly’, so I suppose ‘fam’ makes it easier for them? Nomesayin?

    • I shared a flat with a guy from Luton once and instead of sayin’ ‘see you later’, he would just blurt out ‘sllaaahh’

      We were taught to pronounce our words, even with our varied accents, but then the ghetto dwellers in American filums taught the young tuffs that it was ‘cool’ to slur and be as lazy as you can when conversing.

      I was thinking of a daft way of signing off on this comment and was reminded of that shite twats say when departing, ‘laters’.
      Fuckin ‘laters’. Big fuck off sigh.

    • “ma fambly”? I wonder how they’d pronounce “retarded cretins”?

    • Same reason probably that ‘beau’ becomes ‘bae’. The internet’s continued obsession in fucking glorification of ghetto culture gets right on my tits.

      • One cunt I once had the misfortune to work with used to call her ‘mates’ (ie: bitches and areslickers, because she didn’t have any real friends) ‘Boo’…. It was always ‘Hey, Boo!’ and it was so inauthentic and cringeworthy…. The aforementioned total bitch also used to think she was superior because she ‘liked’ tennis instead of football… She used to call the Wimbledon tournament ‘Wimby’…. Pure cuntspeak, that… She also thought she was on some sort of higher cultural platform because she was ‘into’ shite like Pavement, Stephen Colbert, and lezzer combo, Sleater Kinney… She was one of the biggest cunts I ever had the displeasure to be in the same room as…

    • I told a tarry-toot who was trying to chugg,or whatever it’s called,that I didn’t speak Kitchen-kaffir and to fuck off until he’d at least learned English. Thought the cunt’s rubber lip was going to hit the pavement he looked that shocked.

      • If anyone uses “Bae” and “Boo” they are retarded, stunted individuals. Thick as shit in the neck of a bottle. They shouldn’t be allowed to breed.

  14. Just had a little shit skined cunt try to rob me in my own home. Sitting in my living room watching TV I heard a noise. Went out to investigate and some little emaciated wog was trying to have it away with a flight case full of camera equipment. Worded the cunt up and he was off like a rat jabbering in some rapeugee language. Called the police, they were not interested in the fucking slightest.

    Of course if I had got hold of the little cunt it would have been me who was the bad fucker.

    What is the world coming to? Some one needs to get a fucking grip.

      • Too fucking right. Phoned the guadia and they hung up on me. I speak very little Spanish, I can get by just about in everyday situations but you would think “robo ahora” and my address would have seen some sort of response. But no. Cunts.

    • I think a lot of these dodgy rapeugee types are into Rock ‘N’ Roll cabaret, Skiddy… Say anything to them and all you get is ‘Showaddywaddy! Waddywaddy etc’…

    • Yer lucky that you’re a grown man,not a woman or child. The stinking scum are cowards unless they’re mob handed or dealing with women or children. Shame the cunt hadn’t gone down with boat while “fleeing persecution”,along with the rest of his revolting people.

      Drown them at birth and save everyone the grief of the intervening years.

  15. They can shove their gay pride up their arse.
    This years Madrid Gay Pride is coming to us all live through our telly screens.

    WHY???????

    Why is this televised?

    I understand the gay rights marches with Harvey Milk (sort of good guy) and gay pride days up to the early nineties, but back then there was a stigma attached to being gay and quite rightly, they were telling the haters that they couldn’t care less.
    Today’s gay pride is just another reason for people to gather and be applauded for joining the gathering.

    Have fun, enjoy yerselves, but keep it off the telly and don’t forget the sunhat and shades in case yer nan sees you on the news.

    • I really couldn’t give a fuck what people choose to stick up their arse, just don’t ram it down my throat afterwards. Homo cunts.

      • Like most people, I have sexual preferences (Carol Vorderman once said that “everybody’s got something at the back of the wardrobe”…I have – a body !!)

        But I tend to keep reasonably private about these things, just sharing amongst very close friends who are similarly inclined…

      • I am gay and believe pride marches should be a tickted paid for event. The are overtly political and have been taken over by the hard left. “Gays for Palestine”. Hello! Supporting a made up country who kill gays? Bizzare…

    • Think I’ll go around with a T-Shirt with ‘I like women!’ printed on it… And also a placard with ‘Tits are great!’ painted on the front… But I suppose that would be seen as un-PC and shoving my sexual preferences down peoples’ throats…

    • There should be a lot less “Pride” involved in being gay. Heterosexuals don’t hold marches and continually bore people with their sexual preferences, but pooves can’t stop themselves. Perhaps I am out-of-date and unPC but I don’t like seeing pooves or dealing with the ones who seem to think that everyone should admire their “bravery”. It’s not brave to be a poof,it’s unnatural and all the “Pride” marches wont convince me otherwise.

      Keep your foul habits and practices behind closed doors,Pooves,you’ve got fuck-all to be proud of.

      • Sussex Police are a bunch of pc PC’s flag waving cunts too, at a time when budget cuts to funding ment losing 500 staff they found the time and money to give two squad cars a rainbow flag paint job. At least any criminals will be easy to catch as when they show up in their bum wagon they’ll be to too busy pissing themselves to leg it.

      • This is what boils my piss about pooves…I’m not frightened to share my exploits and have been told many a time to “shut the fuck up and put those revolting photos away.”….Now if I was a poove I’d start screaming and have a hissy hit because people were trying to stop me “expressing my sexuality”. There’s no ticker-tape parades and police escorts for the more sexually adventurous gentleman, just pooves,trannies and rug-munchers.

      • As a policeman,perhaps you could stick a suggestion in Cressida Dick’s box for me? I’ve long suspected that peeping Toms and doggers are prevalent in the Police.Perhaps she can organise a pressure group that recognises and celebrates this diverse group. She could call it Cressie’s Undercover Nosy Twat Squad.

      • Gay pride parades and festivals shouldn’t be a human right, we toss so much money at those things. Putin gets hate for not wanting to turn his country completely gay.

        Those events are nothing more then arse grabbing parties for poofs anyway. Have you seen the sight of those parades… fuck me its just mental https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/File:Bostonboise2.jpg

      • Is that cressida dick’s box or cressida’s dick box, fiddler?
        I’d usually consider cressida’s dick box out of bounds to even the strongest of stomaches but then the fiddler has been known to plunge the depths other men can only scream about.

      • @DtS.. I fear Cressida only sips from the furry cup. A lot of ugly woman become lesbians because they think that no man will ever pork them. This is probably why Cressida joined the police,a load of butch lezzas and suspiciously moustached men trying to make up for the fact that they were bullied at school.

  16. Err, think the Eye or admin has banned me alongside rickiedoubledick when purging the system last night… Access denied to the site (tho hands up i was cunting him and providing the oxygen of attention)… Can only get on thru my mobile connection now… Any chance of reinstated access to this laudable beacon of sanity?

    • I was getting ‘access denied’ on Sunday on mobile devices. Seems fine now.

      • Probably caught in the Rickie filter. Ranges of ip addresses are blocked.
        If you weren’t on your normal ip which I’m guessing got through OK then chances are you stumbled over a blocked address…

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