Wolfgang Schaeuble


Yet another EU lickspittle has stuck his head above the parapet in the Brexit divorce argument, this time German finance minister Wolfgang Schaeuble.

Wolfie reckons that we’ll have to cough up £50,000,000,000 to be ‘allowed’ to leave the EU because “it’s not like leaving a golf club”. Well I’ve got news for Wolfie because it’s exactly like leaving a golf club. You quit. You stop paying your subs. You’re no longer a member.

The EU is a club. Nothing more. We’re not married to it and it makes my piss boil every time they call it a divorce. Article 50 makes no provision for a leaving fee, so ol’ Wolfie can just go fuck himself.

This a man who was forced to resign from Kohl’s government in a corruption scandal. This is a man that is so ingrained with the EU gravy train, he even has EU in his name!

He reckons that if we don’t stump up, they’ll take us to the European Court. That’s the European Court that no longer has juristiction after we’ve left the EU. He’s so deluded that he’s living in a different galaxy, the cunt.

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331 thoughts on “Wolfgang Schaeuble

  1. I bought some Vegetable bajjis in Sainsbury yesterday. Bit pricey, but delicious. They go well with watercress.

    • I bought a rocket salad that was just past the use buy date, so unfortunately it went off before I could eat it…..

  2. In a similar health related vein; some talking head with a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle was on the telly today telling the good folk of TV land that they are uneducated into the harm that alcohol was doing to them and that we are seeing an epidemic of premature liver disease related deaths. Also, only 10% of us uneducated plebs know that alcohol is related to certain types of cancer. Oh really, I say. That is most interesting but would you mind awfully and……

    FUCK OFF YOU CUNT!!! It isn’t that we do not know that drinking is bad for you, we are not fucking stupid, or at least not THAT fucking stupid. We do it because we like getting pissed up and we do not give a fuck. There is not much left to give a fuck about.

    The country is going to the goat fuckers and lefty scum, why not give us some lectures about that, you sour faced kill joy cunt?

    • Bunch of patronising wankers. I wouldn’t care but they issue conflicting advice every fucking week. One week salt/bacon/butter/bread etc. is bad for you,the next week it’s good for you. I eat and drink whatever I want, the “experts” can go fuck themselves….. I’m currently hoovering up pork products before the peaceful people and the health police ban them.

      • Don’t joke, it will be on its way. At first they will say out of respect for the holy month of rama-lama-ding-dong and in “peaceful” areas would we mind, just on a voluntary basis, shutting the boozers around the time of evening prayers. And so it begins, the final capitulation to the hostile horde.

        And some soft cunt councils will actually back it, in the interests of tolerance and diversity. Cunts.

  3. These cunts will not be happy until they have sucked the fun out of everything and lectured us into submission until we are just a bunch of vegan, teetotal , non smoking, inclusive , diversity celebrating cunts.

    • Oh, and if these cunts had their way, no cars either.

      To hell with that.

  4. I caught a tramp going through my neighbours bin looking for something to eat.

    I said “You won’t find anything worth eating in there”

    “It’s not your bin, you don’t know what’s in here” he replied.

    “You’re right I don’t know, but I do know they’re vegans”…

  5. Le Pen made a great crack in yesterday’s TV debate:

    “Whatever happens on Sunday France will have a female President…..either myself or Frau Merkel.”

    Smart.

  6. I will give due consideration to the opinions of this sandal-loving, hair-shirt wearing alcophobe over a splendidly large glass of Rioja.

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