Dead Pool [58]

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We have a winner!

Congratulations to Sheriff of Cuntingham for correctly predicting the demise of subhuman scum, Ian Brady.

So the slate is wiped clean and nominations are now open for Dead Pool 58.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. Good luck.

Fred West’s Nominations:

Clive James

Denis Norden

Liz Dawn

Leslie Philips

George A. Cooper

 

155 thoughts on “Dead Pool [58]”

  2. Leon ”Vader” White
    Dick ”The Destroyer” Beyer
    George Soros
    Kim Jong Un
    Noam Chompsky

  3. Bill Wyman
    Johnny Hallyday
    Paul Van Zandvliet
    Terry Jones
    Leah Bracknell

    • How come Fred West never posts on here anymore?

      Please be Soros next.
      Please be Soros next.
      Please be Soros next.
      Please be Soros next.
      Please be Soros next.

      Pretty please with a cherry on top.

      • In the middle of moving house – just moved out of my last place and currently in a rental, living out of boxes and suitcases, until I move into the new place. No cabled internet here, so having to rely on extremely unreliable wifi hotspots.

      • I think that qualifies for a ‘get out of jail free card’ Fred!
        Good luck with the move. I remember just how bloody stressful that can be.

        Moving house is a cunt…

  6. Sidney Poitier
    Iris Apfel
    Kenny Lynch
    Norman Tebbit
    Pam “fucking” Ayres

    —-

    Fuck you Ian Brady! May the fires of Hades welcome you with open arms as they did the Hindley cunt!

  8. George Bush senior
    Peter Sutcliffe
    Bruce Forsyth
    James Hewitt
    Robert Mugabe

    • Gutted. I had Brady a few times, robbed of a chance to actually feel happy at someone’s demise. Hope he suffered at the end.

      • I do, and I’ll get the bunting out, and buy you all a pint. (Not legally binding 😀)

      • Everyone in The Pool has napped Brady over the years. Rejoice it was not yet another false alarm. The little kiddy’s father has got what he was praying for. Did Brady croak in the general nick he was trying to get transferred to and the lads took him out?

      • Ah, I see not. Still in the Looney Toons Ward when he departed this life. Terminal cancer and orn NHS “palliative care” ie fuck all – no food or water, just an occaisional shot up the arse to keep him quiet. Then when the quacks want to free up the bed a very large syringe orf morphine and goodbye cunt and orf to the prison chapel.

      • Is it wrong that I hope the cunt suffered immensely on his way out?

      • The sick fucker Brady is, and always will be a disgusting piece of filth. I hope ( like you ) the bastard suffered every fucking bedsore, cramp, pain and above all the state of timor imperatum morti. I fucking hope so.cunt.

  10. Maria Jimenèz
    Maria Teresa Campos
    Carmen Sevilla
    Terence Hill
    Joaquin Phoenix

    Go fuck yerself Brady, you cowardly weak Rangers fan cunt.

  11. Maggie Smith
    Rupert Murdoch
    Judy Dench
    Dalai Lama
    Alex Ferguson

    Congrats to the Sherrif.

  12. Nice one, Sheriff…
    Sadly 51 years too late… Hopefully they will bury that murdering cunt in a grave people can go and piss on….

    Tommy Docherty
    Frank O’ Farrell
    Hugh Hefner
    Charles Manson
    Dick Van Dyke

  13. Arsene Wenger
    Cytheria (Squirt Queen)
    John Wayne Bobbitt
    Kevin ‘Bloody’ Wilson
    Jimmy Greaves

  14. (Dis)regarding Brady, I hope they invite the relatives of his victims to piss on his corpse.

    • Yeah, ideally they should dig him up once a year so that people can go and shit on his remains.

      • Why bury him? The earth doesn’t deserve to be tainted with his vileness.

        Leave him to rot in the open.

      • Hmmmm what to do with the corpse of a vile cunt?

        Eh, ship it to Somalia.

    • The only thing the cunt did right in his life, die of fucking cancer; one hopes his final moments were really gut twistingly awful. One less utter cunt to worry about. Hope he comes back as a rent boys arsehole based at the palace of Westminster so he can be introduced to Vazaline and the other brown hatters. Yeah he is finally fucking dead my day has been made!!!!

      • Hope he gets a extra rogering from some demons for being such a cunt that he never told anyone where he buried Keith Bennett.

      • I would chop Brady’s head off and lob in Ian Huntley’s cell straight on his lap. Or better still place the head on Huntley’s bollocks so when he looks under the covers he will see Brady’s mad face looking up at him.
        Fuck me.. what if Brady comes back as a zombie ? stallking the landing looking for fresh lags.
        Enough.. I’ve just had my third vodka and tonic and the imagination is running wild.

  16. Prince Edward, the Duke of Kent
    “Cowboy” Bob Ellis
    Stirling Moss
    Tommy Mair
    Tim Farron

    Congrats to the Sheriff

  19. The cunt and his bird should have been dangling on a rope 50 fucking years ago. I didn’t notice Blaircunt and his followers crying their fucking eyes out when they rushed Saddam to the gallows………they seemed to have forgotten their liberal, sophisticated values and looked the other way for 5 minutes the cocksuckers.

    Blaircunt
    Cherie Blaircunt
    Prescott
    Heseltine
    Kinnock the money grabbing traitor

    • If all 5 of those fuckers were to kick the bucket, I would party for a freakin’ month!

      • I would join in in those celebrations Prime Minister….what a gas that would be……Now THAT would be a result!

      • Would that be Kinnock the money grabbing traitor senior or junior?

      • That would be Kinnock senior……although I wouldn’t complain if the bastard offspring choked on a Belgian bun the cunt.

  20. I never know enough of the type of cunts that seem to get entered into the dead pool to make an entry myself.
    I must be an ignorant cunt.

    • Well you’re a fucking Aussie so you have an obvious disadvantage. However, give it some thought and I’m sure you can come up with some candidates. Is that wanker Paul Hogan still breathing?

      • John Howard
        Dame Edna (a Convict, though always here)
        Bouncer from Neighbours.
        Mel Fucking Gibson
        and some tourist prick eaten by a shark.

    • Think of 5 famous/infamous bastards from anywhere in the world that you can think of and list them.

      • It would be easy to pick five bastards you want to die. Anyone can do that.
        Its all about guessing who’s gonna die first through ill health, suicide, old age, overdose etc.

        There is an element of skill and luck, probably more luck, but picking any cunt coz you hate them could result in a long wait unless you do the job yerself.

        Four of mine are old and the other is a loon ball heading for an overdose.
        I like all the people on my list, and if it wasn’t for winning the deadpool, I’d want them to stay alive coz they’re good guys.
        Maybe Maria Teresa Campos is a bit of a cunt.

  21. John Carpenter
    George A Romero
    Hal Holbrook
    Sonny Landham
    Ron Jeremy

    ..and congrats to Sherriff of Cuntingham.

  22. If I knew where Brady was to be buried, I would visit and do a little jig on his resting place.

    Hopefully a nasty little psychopathic goblin in Hades has wasted no time inserting white hot, jagged pieces of steel into Brady’s dirty little helmet and shitbox. A nasty piece of vile shit for not coming clean about poor little Keith Bennett’s grave.

    For the leftie snowflakes who think Brady should have been released, they should at least give a tuppence toss that Brady and Hindley taped their young victims sobbing for their mums before they were cruelly dispatched.

    Truly disturbing; evil in its purest form. I would have happily sloshed a gallon of unleaded on Brady and set his worthless, frail body ablaze whilst he was still drawing breath.

    • “For the leftie snowflakes who think Brady should have been released”

      Huh? Which “leftie snowflakes” called for his release? Was that some alt-right fake news I missed..? Not even Longford lobbied for Brady’s parole.

      • I once met a girl who wanted him released.I think I called her a fucking stupid bitch.

        Longford was a massive cunt though.Told Lesley Ann Downey`s mother that she would go to hell if she didn`t forgive Brady.I bet he was a nonce.

      • Calm down Freddie baby, no fake news, so no need for knotted undergarments.

        I have come across several snowflake types with plastic shoes who thought that Brady’s term should have been commuted.

        These weren’t well known people, more your typical leftie, know it all students.

        Yes, Longford was a silly fucking old trout but he campaigned for Hindley’s release and not Brady’s. Still a daft old cunt. They walk among us in frightening numbers.

      • There was a short lived punk band that wanted myra hindley released. Cause they thought she was just as guilty as the warmongers/country destroyers in parliament namely Thatcher and her goons at the time

        They just released a single then broke up

      • There IS a political movement that is opposed to the term of imprisonment that is known as “Life imprisonment” and they have campaigned very successfully to have Life “limited” to a term. That is why so many now,( having been convicted ) are ultimately released. The group are based within the EU Court of Human Rights, and both Cherie and Tony Blair have contributed enormously to its ” success”. As recent as 2000 a group in the west midlands attempted to raise a campaign for the release of Myra Hindley on “humanitarian grounds” They launched a campaign seeking her release, but Hindley died in 2002. The group are still active to this date, and have been instrumental in influencing Liberal attitudes to Criminal Offenders. I hope that the membership of this group get spit roasted by a tribe of non English people and rot in hell for their attempts to defend shite!

      • My apologies for “off piste material” But I feel very passionately re- these two pieces of shite! I HAD to provide care at one time for Hindley. I think you will understand.

      • I know what a bunch of sick cunts, this world if full of sickos defending sickos

        I hate the blairs now theres a cunt who should be locked up. Hes more totalitarian then hitler was thats for damn sure and not a shred of nationalism in him

  23. Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
    Silly Jilly Cooper
    Joanna Plastic-Bumley Lumley
    Emma Twatson
    Emily Thornberry

    • Thornberry was on radio four earlier, fucking clueless. Cunty Mair alluded that she could become the next leader of the Labour Party. I nearly shat laughing…..

  24. Pope Frances
    Roman Polanski
    Ginger Baker
    George Soros
    Madonna

    Good job Sheriff of Cuntingham Brady was a popular pick

  25. Tuheitia Paki

    Hone Harawira

    Titiwhai Harawira

    Winston Peters
    Sir Bob Jones

  26. Gordon Banks
    Jim Bowen
    Paul Gascoigne
    Roy Walker
    Des O’connor

  28. Well done to The Cunt of Sheriffham
    Tony Pulis
    Olivia Del Rio
    John Coughlan
    Peter North
    Ben Dover

    B*****************************************************************************h

  29. Nice to see the cunt finally dead.

    here goes this time around

    Dobri Dobrev
    William Coors
    George P Schultz
    Mary Wilson
    Emperor Akihito

    Thats Mary Wilson, Harolds Widow.

    Thanks

  30. Lttle Richard
    Fats Domino
    Brigette Bardot
    Sir Bernard Ingham
    Mike Yarwood

    Thoughts on the passing of Ian Brady. I do hope that he was given appropriate care in his final days. I for one would have attended if requested and given him assistance to pass over armed with piano wire and a nearby lampost. CUNT!

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