Well, apparently Brian Matthew really IS dead this time, so congratulations to TheBournemouthRed who was the first to nominate him.
So the slate is wiped clean and nominations are now open for Dead Pool 56.
Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):
1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!
2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).
Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.
Nominations are now open on this post only. Good luck.
Fred West’s Nominations:
Clive James
Denis Norden
Bruce Forsyth
Leslie Philips
Jake LaMotta
Pele
Jimmy Carter
Hugh Hefner
Neil Sedaka
Bob hawke
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Anyone have John Clarke or Sir Arnold Clark
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Meat Loaf
Cytheria (Squirt Queen)
Steve McManaman
Diego Maradona
Arsene Wenger
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Dorothy Mengering, David Letterman’s mother is dead and J. Geils is dead, don’t think anyone had them it looks like
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Little Richard
Tommy Steel
Brigette Bardot
Mike Yarwood
Fats Domino
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Jack Charlton
John Hume
Dennis Franz
Suzi Quatro
Frank Bough
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Going for the double!
Jimmy Armfield
Prince Philip
Yoko Ono (fucking bitch)
Giorgio Armani
John Williams
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Clint Eastwood
Harrison Ford
Dick Van Dyke
Roger Moore
Sean Connery
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Trump,
Lilly the mongo,
Ozzy Osborne
Warren Beauty
Murray Walker
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Murray already gone.
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i can only hope Rod fucking stewart pops his clogs
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valerie harper betty white bob newhart joe brown lenny henry
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Nobody have Joanie from Happy Days?….
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Elton John in hospital with a “deadly virus”. Up his arse no doubt.
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Must be getting generous in me dotage. Me old nom Val Kilmer has finally admitted he has cancer or “recovering from cancer” as he puts it. Looks like anaemic shite. Well worth a punt people.
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Alberto Del Rio
Paige (wwe wrestler)
Jeremy Corbyn
Hilary Clinton
Barbara Bush
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Happy birthday Bruce!!! Bruce Hampton, yank guitarist dropped doine dead on stage in Atlanta during his 70th birthday concert. Way to go Bruce.
http://www.tmz.com/2017/05/02/col-bruce-hampton-dead-collapses-on-stage
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Maybe giving him his birthday-bumps didn’t help.
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