Griefjacking

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A load of wankers were holding hands on Westminster Bridge in remembrance of the Camel driver attack. Who are these arseholes who have to make a public exhibition of their grief for people they don’t know and never met? They are a national embarrasment and a bunch of attention seeking cunts. Get a fucking life for fucks sake.

Nominated by Fredie the Frog.

Grief jacking no other word for it M8, its incredibly thick headed too, to gloat and say “hey no one is mowing us down today and killing us! stronger together wank” Its a fake sign of solidarity if u ask me.

Nominated by Tit Slapper.

No way on this earth will I be watching any of that talentless stomach churning griefjacking emotional blackmail shite. I’d rather paint my cock with maple syrup and poke it in a hornets nest than sit and watch that vomit inducing non-talent sleb circlejerk. The only people taken-in by this are the gullible sheeple who feel pressured into parting with their cash for yet another lost cause in Africa. What has it achieved over the years? Merry fuck-all. Nothing has ever changed for the better out there. Nothing ever will. What goes on out there is not my concern.

Nominated by TwatVarnish.

112 thoughts on “Griefjacking”

  1. Yo Birdman what’s the deal in mainland Spain for Rum and Vodka? Not sure if I should get a couple of bottles in duty free or buy it in Barcuntalona? Don’t suppose you know how much a litre of Grey Goose and also a litre of Havana 7 years? Also if my mate (not me of course) wanted to be a coke head cunt how much could he expect to pay?

    • The booze is cheap as chips in both places, so ye’d be better buying it in a shop close to where yer staying.

      Cokes never been my “bag”, so I haven’t a clue.

      I was the guy who’d dip his cigarette in some cunts line and smoke it.

      Speed bombs used to be my thing.
      Ye get yer speed, wrap it in a skin, roll into a ball and swallow.
      Work used to fly by and my boss was well impressed with my work rate.

      Is it this weekend yer going ?

      If so, wow!!!

      Easter in Spain.

      Be prepared for the mobs of catholics.
      Also, they have mass protests in Barcelona every Sunday, but that might be off as its holy week.

      Enjoy yer holiday, Black and White Cunt.
      Ye timed it right, its getting warmer.
      At last. 🙂

      Watch out for Africans trying to sell ye wooden bangles. 🙂

    • I just finished off a bottle of spanish brandy a few weeks ago, actually wasn’t half bad they were nice enough to put a safe pour on it… fumiador think it was called. Now I’m drinking st remy’s

      • Cheers Birdman, I’ll pick up the alcohol when I get there. I’ll still buy a bottle in duty free as it’s nice to pour a proper sized drink on the plane. @Titslapper I might give the Spanish Brandy a try although I am more of a Rum man.

      • Remember the measures here are double doubles.

        I used to drink vodka and red bulls in clubs and there was little room for the red bull.

        The beach and nightlife should be jumping as its easter.

        Enjoy yerself, mate.

        Oh were all off to sunny Spain
        Que viva Espana.

        Make sure ye wear long shorts, string vest, sandles and socks and ye best get a hankie to fashion into a hat.

        Let the locals know what yer all about. 🙂

      • Nothing wrong with rum B&W The french brandies are bit better I think but that fumiador wasn’t bad for one of the cheaper ones especially if cognac is out of your price range..

        Usually is for me too but I usually drink brandy cause my favorite cocktails are brandy based horseneck’s, brandy alexander, and sidecars also like it neat brandy is great for neat drinking or I’l have a hot toddy if I have a cold or flu sometimes it helps

  2. Diana, Jackson, Bowie, Michael.
    Along with many others, totally unimportant and irrelevant.
    Who REALLY gives a shit?

    Not me.

    • They definitely weren’t saints they were all degenerate drug taking poofs and diana was a pill popper,and boozer actually the whole royal family are mostly drunks true story

      • I have zero respect for the late Queen Mother, may God rot her soul. Surprised the crem didn’t explode when they did her and the pantomime princess Margaret; they were both about 85 % ABV. Given half a chance, she’d have happily had some House of Windsor-Himmler on the British throne – she never really liked Churchill, much preferred Mr. Baldwin, who I think she found “Such an appeasing little man”…

        Then they all pretend they’re persil-white, and try blaming EVERYTHING on Ed and Wallis.

        I wonder if “The Simpsons” is in HM’s fave list, along with Corrie ? Probably thinks Bart and Wallis Simpson are related…

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