The Scottish

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I’m in a bad mood this morning. I need to cunt someone.
Today I think I’ll choose:THE SCOTTISHWhat a bunch of arseholes!Don’t get me wrong. I actually like the Scots on a personal level. The Scots I’ve worked with and drunk with in the past were OK fellas but all they do is moan, moan, fuckin moan.

They get a vote on independence and vote to stay in the UK even though pretty much everyone wants them to fuck off.

Then they moan, moan, fuckin moan about England and vote for those incompetent, miserable lefty’s the fucking SNP just because they hate the English.

We all know that the only reason that they stayed in the UK is because they knew that they’d be a bunch of bankrupt nobodys that would no longer be able to blame the English for their problems if they’d left.

You hate the UK because you don’t want to be ruled from Westminster (you have a devolved parliament you cunts) yet you voted to sign it all away to the fourth reich.

Will they give you powers over your own laws and tax? I think not.

Will they give a shit about your fishing or industries? I think not.

Will they put up with your constant fuckin moaning? Fuck no!

And neither will I. I’m fuckin sick of Scotland and those lingering, malignant cunts the SNP.

And Nicola Sturgeon! …what a disgusting, whining, deluded, super cunt she is!! Her cuntitude is only surpassed by 2016 isac world champion Tim Farron. Maybe …Blair. …Abbott. …Miller. …
OK. There are bigger cunts about but not many!
She was in the running and she wasn’t far off!
She said that the brexit vote was about racism and xenophobia.
Scotland is by far the most racist country in the world! …but I guess it doesn’t count if it’s against the English. (Yes I know the English don’t technically qualify as a “race” but fuck it).
The only reason the SNP were ever voted to power in the first place is because of racism.

I recently heard Alex salmond moaning on the radio about the brexit vote. How he chirped with delight “the pound has tanked!”

Then sign up to the Euro, pledge allegiance to Junkers, Schultz and all those other cunts and FUCK OFF!

…Oh. …but they don’t want you either!

Cunts.

….ahhhh that’s better.

 

Nominated by DeploytheSausage

 

79 thoughts on “The Scottish”

  1. …..And another thing, I spent half a fucking hour sitting on the banks of Loch Ness with my camera and I never saw a fucking thing. The lying bastards!

    • If the Scots had any balls they would take the SNP mouthers into the forest. poke out their eyes and chop their mitts off and leave them to figure that out. The Jocks have been lfucked over by these Marksist twats, THEY KNOW THEY CAN NEVER BE INDEPENDENT FINANCIALLY. the numbers don’t add up.
      It’s just a Bannockburn mentality. The SNP are career Marksists,

      They were betrayed by Labour, \so SNP is a protest vote. a party is need in Scotland, Plus death by hanging for the entire SNP.

  2. Good skills DTS…..
    If it was ever possible to win a gold medal or World Cup for looking at everything with the” glass is half empty” attitude then our dour northern neighbours would take some beating….. As dominant as the Germans at football or New Zealand at rugby, they are past masters of turning positives into negatives, in fact they are positively negative!! 😂

  4. There is another interpretation of the Jock Remain vote which nobody has considered. We already know that they rejected independence in 2014 so could it not be that they voted Remain because the BRITISH government told them to? This would also explain the N.Ireland vote. Would the Ulster Proddies vote AGAINST any British government? Do fuck off. Of course nobody mentions this possibility because the remoaners are making all the noise and need to make political capital out of every single vote. I would give these cunts the second referendum they want because I reckon the Jocks and the Paddies would fuck them up the arse. If I’m right can you imagine the looks on the faces of all the remoaner cunts? I’m getting a hard on just thinking about it.

  5. I did a little tour of Scotland many years ago with my then girlfriend. We had a wonderful time. The scenery was amazing, the B&Bs were mostly quite good and the pubs were fun. Some of the locals though – wow! If you could understand what they were saying, you’d catch their disdain for a couple of English people daring to venture into ‘their’ land. We found that to be pretty common wherever we went.

    And what is with fucking Scots co-commentating on English football? Scottish football is a joke, their national side is an even bigger joke so what business do any of them have adding their guttural bollocks to a game they obviously know little to nothing about? “I caaanae beeerleeeve hees noowt traaaaaaked baaaak an blorked tha craws. Unbelleeeeevable”. Shut the fuck up! Cunts!

    • The accent thing works both ways.
      As I’ve mentioned many, many, many times, i have a Scottish accent, but i’m English, and going to England as a kid was a nightmare.
      It usually ended up in me fighting my cousins pals.
      When i got older and moved there, it was worse.
      Can you imagine whats its like to be called “sweaty” over and over.
      Cue more fighting.
      Cunts from any region will always find a problem with cunts from another region in the same country.

      A crazy example :
      I was in the pub watching England v Holland during Euro 96. If england beat Holland by four clear goals , Scotland would go through.
      England won 4-1, so Holland went through instead of Scotland.
      I was there supporting England , as I’m a proud Englishman and i had my England football shirt on.
      That didn’t stop half the pub slagging me off coz the “sweaties” were going home.

      I was wearing an England shirt ffs.

      People can be twisted cunts wherever ye go.

      • Dont try to reason with the bigoted ignoramous cunt above its a waste,of time. Fucking twat.

      • Hey birdman –
        “sweaty”? Never heard that. What a bizarre insult. Sorry you had to be put through that. Kids can be very cruel.

        Yank commentators for EPL games drive me just as nuts as it happens. They know even less about football. MLS – Mickey Mouse Leage of Shite.

        I was in a pub in the US during the England v Scotland game of Euro ’96. The place was seriously packed. Loads of English and Scottish all giving it large. My enduring memory of that occasion was how vitriolic the England ‘supporters’ were. There’s banter and there’s being vicious. This was vicious, especially when the Scots missed the penalty. The atmosphere in the pub was decidedly hostile. Not good.

        I’ll ignore VCS’s comment. He obviously hasn’t read the site rules regarding trolling other cunters.

      • Sweaty Sock– Jock

        Being called sweaty sock is water off a ducks back, but just “sweaty”, over and over, can wind up the calmest of us.

        A lot of Scottish have been seduced by Braveheart and it gives them a warped sense of reality.
        But not all, as was implied in the header.
        When they were being slaughtered by the English, what they forget is, the clans had always been at war, and to this day certain Campbell’s and McDonald’s still hold a grudge.
        Utter nonsense.

        One of my major gripes with some Scottish, not all, but some worship ancient and present Lairds (landowners) when these cunts treated the people of Scotland as slaves.
        —————–

        I pity you having to listen to American commentators covering the “sackur”.
        Still got to be a little better than Danny Mills.

        Next time, if, ye go to Scotland, go to Helensburgh.
        Loads of English, due to Faslane.

  7. For want of anything more constructive to do I downloaded the “best of not the nine o’clock news” from youtube last night. Although it was made almost 40 years ago it is still funny, better than the banal shit the ABBC pump out these days. Although a lot of it is spookily the same as today, thick as shit US president, female conservative leader running the country, the rumblings of discontent with multi-culti, some of it they would never get away with these days, Pamela Stephenson blacking up to mimic Moira Stewart or singing the praises of Oswald Mosley in front of a Swastika. Good stuff. Will be watching volume 2 this evening.

    • The sketch set in the Hi-fi shop…

      “I’d like to buy a gramaphone please”

      Priceless.

      • “Next you’ll be telling me you don’t want Slimline salad dresssing”.

        Perhaps my fave NOT sketch. Good call, Mr. B.

  8. Another one who iritates me is sky news reader/ presenter Kay burley, an overly opinionated cow who whenever talking about Brexit or trump has the facial expression of someone who has stepped in dog shit!!.

    • She would still get it right up the bum hole, though. But not a patch on Vivien Creegor, she was pure fucking filth. What ever happened to her?

      • She was “released” by Sky management (cunts) to make way for new faces 🤔
        I always rated her above Burley in the Give me a Hardon Sweepstake. There’s me thinking I was the only one waving my nudger in her face on a lonely wet Wednesday afternoon.

  9. I cant see one truthful sentense in that cunting.
    If the word Scottish was replaced with SNP, then maybe ye’d have something.

    The SNP are a political party in Scotland, they are not Scotland.

    Ye’ll never find a bigger bunch of Brits anywhere in the whole isles, than Ibrox on a Saturday afternoon.

  10. I sometimes have the misfortune of catching parts of his show.
    He constantly drones on in a very smug and arrogant tone about how the people that voted brexit just don’t understand what they’ve done to themselves. If only we were clever enough to realise how great all Immigrants are and how the only way we’ll be able to put food on the table is if the forth reich are in charge.

    He is indeed a cunt of the highest order! Nicely cunted.

  11. James O’Brien is a true cunts cunt. Arrogant, self opinionated, rude, ill informed and dogmatic. Even when his interviewees answer his questions he dismisses them. Prime example;

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1QWuoEhxg8

    According to this dangle berry being called an ignoramus isn’t vilification, it is mealy unpleasant. I beg to differ you pompous twat.

    Vilify;
    speak or write about in an abusively disparaging manner:

    Is it any wonder the gobshite shit eater only ever does remote interviews, like over the phone or a video link? I’d love to see the cunt pulling his shite face to face and getting his fucking head kicked in.

    Oh yeah, congratulations once again to the ABBC for being so impartial free and fair. Cunts.

    • “Arrogant, self opinionated, rude, ill informed and dogmatic. Even when his interviewees answer his questions he dismisses them…”

      Oops – thought you were talking about The Donald there, Skidmark… 😀

      • Very true, Fred. O’Brien is a cunt but he is not the only one. Trump can hardly string a cogent fucking sentence together. Although I agree with some of “his” policies, the man himself is a pitiful retard and an embarrassment.

      • Skid, That is all true, what you said about my president, I voted for the cunt!! Alternatives were Hillacunty Cunton, Cunt doctor Jill ( true nut cunt ) stien, cunt face bernie, and that hippie retardcunt johnson. What’s a poor cunt to do ? Now I actually like the cotus, (potus), at least the IRA’s and 401’s , 403’s etc are on the up and up.

    • Would O’Brien be related in any way to that jug eared cunt Matthew Wright, coz he sounds very similar.

  12. In fairness to the Scotch, if they pulled together and tried really hard they could eventually become a major world player on a par with the Seychelles or the Cook Islands.

  13. It’s usually women complaining about Trump’s sexual comments.
    Usually the same women who happily paid to read or watch Fifty Shades….a story about a billionaire grabbing pussy.

    Just sayin’….

    • If the guy in fifty shades was poor, it would have been an episode of Law And Order Special Victims Unit.

      • Its obvious Fred is a ninnying hilary shill we all know this is the sadistic cunt people wanted to rule USA for the next 8 years. A merkel clone hoping america is overrun with jihad migrants and La Razza Let me remind you she promised a war with Iran and russia for fuck sakes, she was the war candidate https://youtu.be/xubN6ctNNv8

        Oh my god that voice I know Trump is far from perfect but I have a hard time listening to hilary for more then 30 seconds. Her bossy bitch fits and screechy voice is disgusting you can tell from her speechs that shes a lobbyist mouth piece. Hilldog lacks warmth she lacks charisma her campaign was all about virtue signalling and identity politics

  14. The SNP don’t do their countrymen any favours with the constant whinging and obsessing over the Scots Referendom defeat. Rab C Nesbit, Wee Jimmy Krankie, William Wallace, Rob Roy, Jackie Stuart, Sean Connery…..Nichola Sturgeon are you listening? Your boys took one hell of a beating .

  15. A lot of cunters seem to think that England is Britain.
    Four countries make up Britain.

    The only time England, Scotland N.Ireland and wales are represented is in sports.

    Again, Scotland voted to remain part of the UK.
    How that can come across as Scotland wanting to leave the UK is mindboggling.

    The SNP and their supporters are the cunts here.
    The way we feel about remainers not respecting the brexit victory, is the same way the pro British scotch feel about the horrible nonentities that are the SNP.

    • Strictly speaking, i made a mistake, but ye can still get my point.

      Pedantic much ?

      • Good for you. A for geography

        What dig ?
        Pointing out something or posting an opinion opposite to yerself does not a dig make.

        Maybe ye should just get back to worrying if yer nominations will be nominated.

  16. I’ve already slagged off O’Shithead in 2 previous threads and I can’t add much more to this cunting but I hope to come back to it when it becomes a nomination perhaps. Other than “cunt” I think “Blairite” is the best one word description of this oily know it all little creep. One of these days I’m going to phone the cunt up and remind him how enthusiastic he was for the Iraq war. That went well didn’t it O’Shithead you fucking wanker?

  17. Breaking news!!

    The Lords have just tried to fuck us, the people, right up the arse. It’s time those unelected and unrepresentative cunts were shown the door. Cunts!

    • Bunch of two bob fucking parasite cunts. I bet they are all in their subsidised bars right now, pissing it up, slapping each other on the back and ordering the lower orders about……”I want the world’s finest wines, I want them here and I want them now.” How I would like to roll a couple of hand grenades in there and lock the fucking door. Bastards.

    • The House of Lords is a retirement home for shitehawks who donated wads of cash to political parties. Yet now they put EU benefit pikeys before the needs of their own people.

      Out-of-touch, hypocritical, traitorous cunt bubbles.

  18. I don’t consider myself a racist per se. My philosophy throughout my life has always been the same. Thereby I don’t care if you are green, brown, pink or blue. If you are a nice person I like you. If you are a cunt then I think you are a cunt. However I do tend to do a lot of name calling which I suppose would class me as racist by some. I would never steal or do any wrong knowingly to anybody. So with regard to the ‘porrigde w’ oops I mean scots most are fucking great e.g Kev IN Bridges and some are cnuts. You all know who I would name. But what all the lib knobs ignore is that racism works both ways. It is a natural human trait. People do tend to like to be with people of the same type in general. Don’t forget there are millions of muslims, blacks, Irish, Scottish and Eskimo that fucking hate the English or yanks or French or German or Slopes, bastard, done it again! I suppose it’s easy to say but people need to take a bit of a step back before screaming racist so readily. Most people are not.

    • The word “racist” is completely meaningless now, it has no power since it has been overused by the left to condemn just about anything. Don’t like Scots? Racist! Criticise a certain peaceful religion. Racist! Want to limit immigration? Racist! Want to leave the EU? Racist! Want to close down the BBC? Racist! Want to fly your own countries flag in your own country? Racist! Like drinking beer? Racist! Won’t eat your veg? Racist!

      • Call some carrot topped cunt a ‘ginger’? Racist!
        Say Scousers are cashing in on Hillisborough? Racist!
        Don’t want a black/female PC Doctor Who? Racist!
        Think Beyonce is a fat talentless coconut cunt? Racist!
        Say rap music is crap? Racist!
        Don’t like curry? Racist!
        Disagree with Lily Mong the windowlicker? Racist!
        Agree with Trump? Racist!
        Support Help The Heroes? Racist!
        Wear a poppy? Racist!
        Don’t lick Nadiya Bake-Off’s arse? Racist!

    • There’s an Eskimo who lives on our street who has somehow managed to pick up a serious amount of chav mannerisms…known locally as “Inuit Innit”

      Although best nickname goes to a black guy with a stutter….Cocoon…

  19. By the way, can I just give a massive pre-cunting to that Goliath of a cunt, Ming, Mong, Mung or whatever the fuck his name is Campbellend. He’s on QTime tomorrow night so brace yourselves for a flood of meaningless shite to be flooding from the daft old cunts pie hole with his jam jar bottoms glasses. What a cunt.

  21. Cheers for all the goodwill messages.Am back home now and drufged up.Only a bit of pain now.The Hospitals mistakes today turned me into Victor Meldrew.

    • Welcome home Shaun. I always thought Meldrew was an irritating cheerful cunt.

  22. Laughed at Tebbit’s contribution in the Lords earlier.Legend of a man.

  23. Have to agree with Birdman here chaps.

    Generally the Scots are nice folk who don’t actually hate us English. There’s the usual banter that we have with the Welsh too, but nothing malignant.

    It’s the nazi sympathising (a fact we all forget) snp that are the shit stains causing division.

    Another forgotten fact/question:
    When questionning the 4th Reich’s tolerance of Islam it’s interesting to know that the 3rd Reich was also a fan…
    Muslim armies fought for us in ww1, but I’m pretty sure they had no choice. Roll on to ww2 and they were against us.

    • My grandad hated churchill and always said that we should never trust an arab.
      The poor bugger was only 5 stone when he finally got back from Burma.

      Apparently, the mussies used to jump in front of the british army trucks in india hoping to get run over so they could claim. Sounds just like the left-foot brakers (insurance scammers) we have in today’s age and guess what religion most of those fuckers are??? Bingo!!!

  24. Some cracking players from north of the border over the years… Jimmy Johnstone, Jim Baxter, King Denis Law, Souness, Macari, Dalglish, Lorimer, McQueen, Hansen, Jordan, Bremner, Buchan, Wark, Willie Johnston , Hartford, Gray, Strachan, etc…Now it’s all diving foreign cunts and self important England knobheads like Sterling and Rooney…

    • And don’t forget Jim Leighton. 🙂

      Graeme Sharp was one of the best to go down south, but rarely gets mentioned.

      • Sharp and Andy Gray were deadly together… Brian McClair was a good ‘un and all… John Robertson at Forest was also a fine player…

        I remember a banner about Leighton… It read: ‘ Don’t buy Jim Leighton condoms: clean sheets cannot be guaranteed!’

      • Brilliant banner.

        The list of great Scotland players is endless, and it makes ye wonder why there’s not even one half decent Scotch player today.

        Another puzzler is , all them great Scotch players of the past, but when they played for Scotland, they were utter shite.
        In paper they looked a world class outfit, but on the pitch it was another story all together.

        As there is a serious lack of talent in Scottish football, it allows Darren Fletcher to act the big ‘un.

        Darren Fletcher is average at best.

    • Ah fuck, more Lisbon Lion bullshite talk for next few weeks.
      Billy McNeil has dementia, so it wont be long until all them one hit wonders are dead.

      Celtic fans, it was fifty years ago, give it a break.
      We’re bored of it.
      EVERYONE..

      • McNeil lost it years ago… That’s why he took the Man City manager’s job….

      • Reminding people of the Lisbon Lions is a favourite pastime for the Scottish press, but the English media do it as well when the Tims play in Europe.
        Yet they rarely go on about Forest, and they almost never mention Villa.

        I’ve not lived in Scotland since 93, but my disdain for Celtic hasn’t gone.
        All they do is tell any cunt that will listen, how great their club is.
        The exact same as Liverpool fans.
        Two PEES in a pod.
        Boring fucking cunts.

  25. All for protecting EU citizens rights living in the U.K.,but not those who haven’t done a days work since they got here ….And the gyppo cunts from Romania can fuck right off… Camping out and living like pigs making areas into ghettos….

    • Apparently they need to target their fight. ….?

      Cunt couldn’t fight his way out of a paper bag.

      Tickets are £3 – £10.

      We should buy all the tickets and heckle the cunt!

    • And check out Prof AC Graylings early life, another already rich cunt like must remainers, he was bought up in several bording schools etc…………………..another everyday working class plebb like me…….not!!

  27. That cunt looks like a right fucking perv. I bet the cunt has had cameras hidden in the girls bogs. Hmmmm that gives me an idea!

  28. Wouldn’t it be easier to rename the site is-not-a-cunt.

    I know that the nominations would be few and far between but we could be more constructive on deciding if the nominee had cuntish tendencies and deserved the nomination in the first place. I have come round to this way of thinking due to endless army of cunts both famous and not that populate this planet.

    I believe aliens have visited earth, stopped for a while and fucked off home to tell their mates not to bother as the place is full of cunts. On alien star maps there is probably a big exclamation mark with beware cunts over our solar system and they don’t call us humanity they call us cuntamity from planet cunt.

      • I dunno about that, if by aliens you mean cunts that arrive with the intention of changing the place to suit themselves, wear strange fucking garb and want trashy slut blondes and BMW’s you may be right.

        Yes you illegal alien middle aged child “refugee” cunts I mean you.

    • I reckon any passing Extraterrestrials would monitor our TV and Radio broadcasts for half an hour, then just decide not to bother…

  30. I dont mind the Scots bar the fucking cunts that support Rangers or Celtic the fucking cunts that wave their Tri Colours and fucking Ulster flags, singing sectarian songs at each other ffs remind me of the last time Glasgow was bombed by anyone you cunts
    though the shit hole could do with a massive one being dropped on it

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