We shouldn’t be surprised at the list of our favourite cunts who have queued up to pay tribute to the late great Martin McGuinness. The only thing we should be surprised at is that he’s never been cunted on here before!
Nicola Sturgeon released a statement on Tuesday saying that without his “hard and brave work to bridge the divide” that “peace would not have been achieved” in Northern Ireland.
Bill Clinton : “He believed in a shared future, and refused to live in the past, a lesson all of us who remain should learn and live by. May he rest in peace”
Tony Blair : “For those of us able, finally, to bring about the Northern Ireland peace agreement, we know we could never have done it without Martin’s leadership, courage and quiet insistence that the past should not define the future.” Apparently he had “genuine affection for the man I came to know and admire.”
Jeremy Corbyn declared himself “very sad” to learn of the death of McGuinness. IRA sympathiser John McDonnell said ‘bombs and bullets could unite Ireland’ and joked ‘gutless wimps’ opposed to Sinn Fein should have their knees blown off’
Alastair Campbell said “A great guy, a good guy, I liked him a lot” The same Alastair Campbell who said people who voted democratically leave the European Union were “Thick, fascist, racist, xenophobic cunts”
The list is endless. Even the BBC has sunk to new lows with this one and has been accused of ‘fawning coverage’. Jon Snow summed it up with “A great loss; an extraordinary life that culminated in great service”. The BBC coverage has been endless and never a bad thing to say about the man.
Martin McGuiness was an evil cunt. The only good thing about him is that he’s now a dead evil cunt.
Nominated by just about everyone who comments on this site
Fucking ell, Charlize Theron is one sexy older woman. I would definitely stick my tongue up her asshole if she asked me nicely.
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Not exactly on point but good to know never the less.
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Sorry fellow cunters I know it’s a thread about that cunt McGuinness, I saw an advertising pic with her on it and I thought what a lovely piece, had a bit of the white stuff last night so that may explain my wording. Wouldn’t surprise me if she is a total cunt Birdman, most of the surrounded by yes people are I’d make an exception though and fuck her every night. I bet her pussy tastes like the finest Rum. Mmmmmmn.
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I don’t know what type of rum you have been drinking but in my experience, if a ladies’ cho cho tastes of Captain Morgan I think she is probably unwell. Possibly dead.
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Captain Morgan! Nah I’m more of a Appleton 21 year or Ron Zapaca for special occasions, I used to like Captain Morgan when I was younger but it like treacle to me now. Surprising how much different Rum is out there, stick to Caribbean and South American though in my opinion.
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Captain (Wes) Morgan for me.
COYB. 🙂
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Pampero or Havana Club 5 years for me.
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It’s a bit early to qualify for Cunt of theYear B&W…
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Ive got a lot of competition Dioclese, Tim Farron and Tony Blair are already way ahead of me.
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Wasn’t including you Dioclese.
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Morton’s OVD (Old Vatted Demerara) is a nice drink, if you can track it down. Think it’s bottled in Glasgow, seemed more available in Scottie. Reasonably priced, from what I remember.
Drink, Feck… (not Sturgeon, bet her parts are as toxic as a Fugu fish’s. All the same, put her in the Magimix, boil it up and donate to tramps round Waverley station.)
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aptain Morgan! Nah I’m more of a Appleton 21 year or Ron Zapaca for special occasions, I used to like Captain Morgan when I was younger but it like treacle to me now. Surprising how much different Rum is out there, stick to Caribbean and South American though in my opinion.
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Yea red rum!
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It’s a bit early to qualify for Cunt of theYear B&Wddddddddddddddddddddd
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The talk in my living room is that she’s not a nice lady to work with, and is up there with Naomi Campbell.
And Stuart Townsend probably had his Irish cock up there.
Tongues in arseholes ?
Tongues in arseholes ?
You’ll get herself banned, Black and White Cunt. 🙂
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Yerself not herself.
My keyboard isn’t street. 🙂
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Not very likely though to be honest?
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What you on about Freddie The Frog? I’ve got £50 in the bank, I’d buy me and her some Greggs, and I’d even buy her a cake. She would then know she’s with a winner.
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Fuck you and your swanky lifestyle Mr. B and W. I hope the scrubber gives you a dose of syphillis you fucking show off.
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Diane Abbott’s on the lookout for help getting some sweetcorn that has become lodged up her shite-trumpet removed. I’ll forward your name BaWC….you can thank me after the dirty deed is complete.
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Thanks Dick Fiddler, can you tell Dianne that discretion is needed though as although I find her very attractive I wouldn’t want our exploits to tarnish her incredible career and reputation.
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Ha ha ha ha. Urrrrrrr!
If that doesn’t deserve a cunting I don’t know what does!
My next nomination: dick fiddler and black and white cunt 🙂
I’ve always thought of myself as having a strong stomach. I regularly eat food well beyond its sell by date and my cooking is enough to make a pig puke!
But now thanks to dick fiddler and black and white cunt I have the image of someone removing sweetcorn from Piefan Flabbotts bumhole with their tongue!
Now I’m going to need counselling and I doubt I’ll be able to keep a meal down for the rest of the week!
🙂
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And I’ll never eat sweetcorn again either!
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Its amazing how quickly someone praising Charlize Therons beauty can turn into talk of plucking sweet corn out of the Flabbots arse with a tongue.
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Cmon Birdman you know if Dianne and Charlize were in front of you asking for a rooting (love that saying, I’m nicking it) you know you’d pick Dianne.
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Rooting.
Copyright Kevin Bloody Wilson
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shite-tuba, more lokely !!
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He was a terrorist and a thug, not only that he ordered people be taken from their houses and be tortured, murdered and buried in unmarked graves (so we can only assume he was a nastier cunt than the ones who did his biddings in fear of him)
I can’t think of a nicer chap to praise………………………
The world has gone fucking mad, that’s all I can say, fucking mad (Paisley was a twat too) and fucking Jerry Adams I wish he would fucking hurry up and die too.
what a bunch of peacemakers they were.
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Some silly twats have likened McGuinness to Mandela. The difference being Mandela did 27 years hard time for his crimes while McGuinness got a nice cushty job and complete immunity for his murderous ways. Who says we never give in to terrorists? How long will it be before ISIS lay down their weapons and are hailed as men of peace? We should have crushed the IRA by using their own tactics and done the same to their enablers in Sinn Fein. They are all still there, ready to take up arms again as soon as things don’t go their own way. A bomb went off today in Strabane, a border town targeting the security services so the MO is definitely IRA.
Instead of pissing around in Estonia or Iraq our forces should be fighting this scum on UK soil.
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Yeah! Likened to Mandela. They are quite correct of course, both were murdering cunts, and both are now fucking dead. I call that a result.
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Mandela can suck the sweat from McGuiness’ balls for eternity
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That’s impossible. Being Muslims, ISIS are incapable of peace.
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If ye lose wait yer a hero
If ye stop smoking, yer a hero.
If ye give up the booze, yer a hero.
If ye give up murdering and ordering murders, yer a hero ?
Not quite right is it ?
Ian Brady stopped killing, but he’s still a cunt.
The Yorkshire ripper hasn’t murdered in years.
Its like in a filum when some guy causes mayhem, killing loads, but is lauded as a hero coz he saved a kid.
Yet if he hadn’t been a cunt, no one would have died and the kid wouldn’t have needed saving.
A bit of a muddled post, but ye get my point.
Ye do don’t you ?
Don’t you ? 🙂
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We get you Bird. Been on the Jamaican woodbines again?
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Eh, mmm, ahhh, aehh, yeah I think so, eh, yeah. 🙂
Toot toot.
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I get your point. Fuck the cunts!
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The ripper was nice guy, he was just misunderstood.
And I gather the Krays were loverly towards their mum. Great blokes and role models…
And while we’re on the subject of McGuinness, can we stick to the topic rather than trivalising it with fucking horsehit?
Just asking….
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I feel a little short changed, I heard that he died in bed with his family, next thing I know they are not dead very confusing.
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Like that bitch, Leni Riefenstahl… Later claimed she was ‘naive’ and ‘misguided’ when she directed and produced Nazi propaganda films… When the truth was she was so far up Hitler’s arse and she probably took it up the arse off Der Fuhrer… Now she is lauded as some pioneering cinema genius… Bollocks! She was a fucking cunt…
Question Time should be interesting… No doubt there will a handpicked platoon of snowflakes: all ready to lick muslamist arse and appease the smelly dirty murderiing filth….
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All this hate, fighting and killing has religion at its roots. Maybe I’m not too bright but why don’t these wankers, who are fucking obsessed with the next life, just slash their wrists, fuck off to their wonderful heaven and leave the rest of us to get on with what we’ve got? Just hearing on the radio there are some cunts around Westminster with guns and knives and shit. Might be bollocks but at least it’s the right target.
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Nowadays anybody who dies immediately becomes a saint. Although the praise for the vile creature McGuiness takes it to ridiculous lengths,even the most insignificant scrote who gets killed running from the police,or junkie who O.Ds suddenly become “a loveable rogue”. Flowers and cards are left “An angel taken too early” or “Sleep tight babe,another star in heaven”.
McGuiness was a murderer,who,due to the weakening of this nations resolve and moral fibre,and the treachery of Blair,prompted by the sentimental ignorance of the Americans, took the opportunity to achieve his aims.
Lets be honest,the sugar-coating of the history of McGuimess is no more than we should expect for a country that can no longer hear the truth without “Twitter” or “Facebook” being “Outraged” at the least criticism of anybody,no matter how disgusting they happen to have been.
I think that this all started when that slack-jawed slapper Princess Diana died,and has culminated in this beatification of a murderer. Fuck knows what we’ll get when Ian Brady dies…probably a national day of mourning that a “misunderstood angel,who was very nice to his Granny” has been cruelly “Taken to Heaven on the Wings of Angels,before his time.”
People die,and being dead doesn’t change what they were. When I die,no doubt I’ll be described as a “character” or a “loveable eccentric”,when,in fact. I’m just a nasty,bitter old cunt who probably takes more pleasure in other peoples misfortunes than I should.
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When I shuffle off I expect no one will take any notice. That’s how big a cunt I am.
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Oh, someone’ll take notice S.E……where there’s a chance of a will,there’s sure to be some cunt crawling out of the woodwork…even if it’s just to call you an old bastard for spending it.
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Diana died
Dodi died
The dodo died
Dido’s worried
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It’s all kicking off apparently. A load of Camel drivers with “psychological problems” are going mental. Politicians are shitting their pants and having it away on their toes. Cunts!
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I’m hearing that a car knocked down eight on the bridge pavement and a copper was stabbed in the grounds.
The polis have shot the misunderstood cunt dead.
I’m not being a spivvy, but there doesn’t seem to be any panic.
Its all the usual strolling with hands in pockets.
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…………..You can”t beat a tangy bumhole…………..says the wife…………………….
Baaaaaaaaaaaaah
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THE SITE IS HAVING A LOCKDOWN AND A PERIOD OF QUIET REFLECTION ON THE SAD NEWS OF THE DEATH OF.
MARTIN MC GUINNESS…..
NN
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It’s, on BBC 1 now, coppers all over the place. No reports of dead politicians……fucking shame. More money needs to go into mental health services to help our Camel driver friends. I blame that cunt Trump myself.
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’m hearing that a car knocked down eight on the bridge pavement and a copper was stabbed in the grounds.
The polis have shot the misunderstood cunt dead.
I’m not being a spivvy, but there doesn’t seem to be any panic.
Its all the usual strolling with hands in pockets.ing shame. More money needs to go into mental health services to help our Camel driver friends. I blame that cunt Trump myself.
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Really just a misunderstood bloke people got him all wrong, probably someone you’d want to have a pint with…. although if he orders a irish carbomb on the side you might wanna run the fuck out of the pub just to be sure hes talking about the whiskey cocktail and not the actual thing lol
Sorry cunters the lamestream propaganda almost got me for a sec cause the crazy thing is everycunt on news are saying great things about him and basically fuck the victims weird world perhaps fake news? or am I living in a alternative timelime uhh nevermind
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Slightly off topic, but kinda not.
I watched the movie “Patriots Day” last night about the marathon bombing in Boston. Slightly shit film but at the end they had this guy who’d had his legs blown off saying that he saw all the victims, not only of Boston but Paris, Brussels, London, Berlin and Nice etc. as not really victims but “ambassadors of love”. WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE CUNTS!?
Abdul must be sitting in his squalid tax payer funded shit hole asking himself the same question as he sharpens his axe.
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I was surprised to see him on TV resigning due to ill health. He clearly looked as if he was shitting bricks in the face of death. I assumed he had cancer, but it was heart trouble. I think someone with his experience wouldn’t be afraid but he was. Oh well. How did he pass the required CRB check to get into schools then?
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Heart trouble? That cunt McGuinness didn’t have one to have trouble with.
Try and remember all the cunts who are praising the long overdue dead bastard. They need to be constantly reminded in the future that they are child killing terrorist sympathisers.
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I was surprised to see him on TV resigning due to ill health. He clearly looked as if he was shitting bricks in the face of death. I assumed he had cancer, but it was heart trouble. I think someone with his experience wouldn’t be afraid but he was. Oh well. How did he pass the required CRB check to get into schools then?
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Good fucking riddance, the most offensive thing ever to come out of the whole peace process was the “chuckle brothers” the two cunts that did more to ferment the hate and keep the bile boiling suddenly deciding they could work together for peace after all.
Now both are lauded as “peacemakers”, to me they will always be murderous cunts.
Terrorism should never lead to a seat of power, the only seat terrorism should lead to as an electric one.
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I see we’re marking the passing of St Martin by attacking Westminster.
Suppose I should have expected nothing less really…
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How long before you-know-who asserts they were all crisis actors at Westminster?
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At least the amateur terrorist attack in a hire car has stopped the fucking BBC rimming Martin McGuiness’ dead, murdering, puckered old arsehole.
Just listening on the BBC to all the yellow bellied money grabbing politicians who are in “lock down” in Westminster, fucking cowards.
Wow, a fucking COBRA meeting is being called, big fucking deal.
Politicians humour these fucking terrorists and then shit their pants when it comes back to bite them.
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What a load of bollocks this “Westminster terror attack” is. It’s obviously just one mental cunt involved who was shot dead by some copper. ( Take the next year off while we see if we can stitch you up as a racist cunt who has been watching too many Clint Eastwood films) We don’t even know if this nutter is one of our Camel driver friends. He could be any loony cunt. It’s bad enough that our football hooligans got the shit kicked out of them by the Ruskies last year but now we can’t even produce a half-way decent group of Camel driving terrorist cunts who can slaughter dozens of innocent people at the drop of hat. What the fuck is happening to this country? Dial 999 immediately if you have any information!
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Where are all the hand wringing bleeding heart cunts now? Probably hiding in their panic rooms in fucking Hampsted. Is that chavvy poundshop skank Lily Allen listening? Bet it was one of her so called child refugees.
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I’m too young to fully remember”The Troubles”, but I completely understand that McGuinness was a murdering cunt.
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Stinking, filthy Oirish cunt, I hope he rots in a boiling cauldron of piss and shit for all eternity.
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Islam needs a good cunting. Showing the world how fucking peaceful they are again by killing innocent people. When will the fucking world wake up to it not being compatible with the modern world?
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Tony Blair: ‘ the past should not define the future’ you stupid stupid cunt. thats precisely how many many peoples futures were defined, by what those those evil fuckers did including Mcguiness. try telling that to Norman Tebbitts wife, who has spent the last 30 years in a wheelchair. . he himself suffers pain every day. try telling that to the 10 children of Maureen MConagil, was who whisked away and never seen again, the list goes on and on. they live with the past every day you thick sod.
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The future IS defined by the past.
If you ignore the past you’ll never learn. It’s stupid thoughts like that that probably make the cunt so Incompetant and why we all know that if by some miracle b.liar actually got anywhere near power, he make all the same mistakes all over again. B.liar is definitely cunt of the century! …This one and the last!
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Its a classic case of double speak along with “love trumps hate”, “slavery is freedom”, “ignorance is strength” and my personal favourite ” diversity is strength”. Trite little statements which sound like they might be profound but in actual fact is just gobbledegook. Unfortunately a lot of people fall for it. Bahhh.
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regarding this Westminster incident, i agree with Fred West . lets wait to hear what mr Spivey has to say before rushing to judgement. he will soon have it sorted after all he’s’ nobody fool ‘ as he has just told us in his latest ‘article’. i mean he’s never wrong about anything is he? he wasn’t wrong about the Glasgow bin lorry incident, he wasnt wrong about the Alton Towers incident, he wasn’t wrong about the Bath runaway lorry incident, he wasn’t wrong about the Shoreham airshow incident, he wasnt wrong about Lee Rigby incident, he wasn’t wrong about the Boston Marathon bombing, he wasn’t wrong about the Tunisian beach shootings and he wasn’t wrong about the NIce lorry incident.
in case my sarcasm isnt coming across, he has just stated in his latest diatribe that the McCanns ‘ never existed’ . also Diana ‘ never existed’ fuck my old boots you have to laugh.
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Pictures on the net now of the cunt that the Old Bill shot in Westminster. He certainly does look “peaceful” laying there surrounded by medics and Plod.
And McGuiness was an utter cunt.
Hopefully, if Satan does exist, he’s busy doing his finest and most inventive “eternal torture” work…
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Instead of trying to save the cunt, they should be taking it in turns to piss into his dying face. Glad he’s gone, who cares what he had to say for himself.
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… I’d have the dead cunt’s body strapped to an almighty pig and paraded through the streets of every major city showing what will be done if anyone tries this milarky again !!
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Nurse him back to health and then torture him for a week and drown him in runny shit!
That’s just one of the million deaths this cunt deserves.
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There was a guy,who’s name I missed, on al Jazeera who’s wife died at the hands of the IRA.
He’s part of a victims group who were part of the peace process.
He said that for years he detested McGuiness and would regularly join rallies against the IRA and shout abuse at him.
Then one day he met McGuiness and found him to be a warm caring family man, and they became great friends.
I nearly kicked the telly in.
What a cuckold cunt .
Skidmark Eggfart mentioned earlier about ‘ambassadors of love’, well he must be one of them.
To forgive is a noble thing, but the mass murder of innocent shoppers, revellers, kids and every other poor soul who’s life was wiped out by a bunch of evil cowardly scumbag cunts is unforgivable.
Fingers crossed the beard and glasses gets it next.
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We weren’t allowed to mention the beard and glasses name his cunt parents gave him in our house.
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Remember in the 80s, they weren’t allowed to let the cunts speak on the tv, so to get around that, they used to film them, and then have some cunt voice over the footage. I would have approved if they had silly voices like Graham Norton.
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That confused the fuck out of me as a kid.
The news turned into a Irish stew western.
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I thought that the relatives of those the murdering cunt killed should have the grave reopened so that they could publicly piss on the rotting dead cunt.
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From the pictures, the “attacker” sure looks like some kind of slimy kyke, wop or wog.
No doubt he’s used the great British benefits system to fund this cowardly misguided attack on the people who have kept him (and probably a large family) in the unemployed, drug dealing luxury.
When will the ruling classes wake up to these cunts.
And did you see May sneak out like a terrified rat, reminds me of that Private Eye cover with George Bush….I’ma geddin outta here.
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Big time COBRA meeting tonight amongst the “locked down”.
Translation:
Slap each other on the back that we got away with it again.
Prepare tear-filled statements about the muggy proles who died.
Make sure that we are all on message and nobody says anything negative about immigrants.
Only talk to our journalist friends from the BBC
Remember to praise the bravery and courage of the emergency services and emphasise the Muzzies involved, especially if they were shown wearing a hijab on the telly.
Please fill out your emergency COBRA expenses form and hand it to the nearest dogsbody.
Let’s get pissed!
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