Michael Moore (3)

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It has been heavily raining cunts for months and I predict there will be no drought in Cuntland this year.

So now, to add to the downpour, I would like to give a super sized cunting to Michael Moore.

Oh yes, the dude who has set out his stall as the protector of the ordinary man. I used to have respect for him. His first film “Roger and me” about how globalisation destroyed the car industry in Flint, Michigan, was an attack on the trade policies of successive US governments and the greed of corporate America.

Only in June 2016 he was attacking Killary for being elitist, globalist and for receiving truck loads of cash – $56 million – from big banks and Wall Street.

Fast forward to October 2016 and he is interviewed describing her as a ‘decent person’, ‘Good for America’…blah, blah.

What happened to him, that he did a Chucky and his head spun round the other way?

Did someone shove a large wad of dollars inbetween his rather flabby sweaty ass crack? Was he waterboarded to switch teams and renege on 25 years of principles?

Surely the The Donald, who supports US industry and is anti-globalisation, would be his natural ally, not Killary.

Also, he is a well known anti-war campaigner. His second film makes that point. Nothing wrong with that, I hear you say, except, by supporting Queen Killary, the warmonger witch herself, who repeatedly threatened to go to war with Russia (if she got into the Oval Office) he is now indirectly supporting war.

Only yesterday, Mr M&Ms had a Fuckbook frenzy and let rip into The Donald, saying he needs to be replaced by Killary based on the popular vote, or impeached or arrested. Plus, somewhere in among his verbage, he said it was also the fault of the Russians. Fucking hell, after that manical mayhem, he will have a coronary or perhaps his pumpkin sized head will explode.

He has attacked Nike for manufacturing overseas, attacked the Bush’s and Saudis for 9/11 (Fahrenheit 911 film), yet Killary’s Cunton Foundation has received $25 million from these desert dwellers and another one million from Nike.

Assuming M&Ms lard laden body has not been taken over by aliens – although looking at his appearance it would not be a surpise – I am left scratching my arse, perplexed at his volte-face.

Answers on a postcard please….

P.S No Oscar today Michael, unless it’s for Best Performing Hypocrite.

Nominated by Mike Oxard.

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    • Cheers Norman.
      That was hilarious.

      How do the Sport get away with “shagging”, “banging birds”, “dick wet” ?

      That was absolutely priceless.

      I’m glad ye’s beat Southampton today, but what’s going on with José’s interviews ?

      Is he on methadone ?

      • Agree about Jose, and Paul Pogba talked like he was E’d up….
        Only one that seemed ‘normal’ was Zlatan of all people…

        Good to see a Uinited team with guts again (luck my arse!) and that Gabbiadini will not be at Saints for long… Some big club will come in for him this summer… He does look an excellent player…

  2. Oscars 2017…..
    Host kibbell gets the evening off to a flyer as he attacks the evil president trump💤

    A black person wins something and the audience cheer 💤

    Host kibbell has another dig at evil dictator trump and the audience laugh💤💤

    Another black person wins to rapturous sustained applause , proving beyond any reasonable doubt that the oscars are not racist and black lives really matter💤💤

    Host kibbell is back and let’s fly at the facist dictator Adolf trump, he also shows his support for poor meryl Streep who was ungraciously called overrated by the facist racist bigot formerly known as the president!! , the audience rise to their feet and applaud Streep for no apparent reason?💤💤💤💤

    Another black person wins!!! It’s really warming up now 💤💤💤💤

    Host kibbell closes the show by telling off xenophobic racist bigoted anti Muslim anti abortion strange haired Neo nazi Russian loving president trump!, the liberal elitest pseudo intellectual gobshite champagne quaffing acting Cunts go crazy so drunk are they on the $ 500 a bottle bubbly and their own self importance!! , ” see you next year” says kibbell as the credits start to roll…… Doubt it Cunt!!!

    • The Oscars… Where apartheid is the new thing (they are basically saying it’s wrong if someone white wins!), and millionaire luvvie cunts lecture us about Trump is Hitler and how ISIS should be able to go to Disneyland… What a load of steaming cunt…

      • And more Oscars cuntery… The luvvie millionaires who want to preach politics to the great unwashed but can’t even read the contents of an envolope….. Aye, them cunts….

      • And as old Magnus Pike might have said: That Meryl Streep has an enormous conk! And it is now scientifically official that she also an absolutely ginormous cunt!’

  3. I remember when Manchester United fans regarded the League Cup as a ‘Mickey Mouse’ trophy, how times have changed.

    • Not in 83 it wasn’t… That dirty Scouse cunt Grobbelaar taking out McQueen.. Dirtiest foul in cup final history…. But I agree, after 93, Fergie showed the trophy an arrogant contempt… Mind you, he did that to a lot of things, and people… And Wenger at the Arse is just as bad…

  4. Comedy moment of the night at the oscars warren beattie and Faye dunaway read out wrong winners of best picture?? From the card?? La la land cast are called to collect their oscar and are standing on stage when card is taken off Beattie and it clearly says moonlight???? WTF
    There’s only 1 name of the card??

  5. I can only think of 2 Beatty films that are any good, bonnie and Clyde and bullworth, the rest were a pile of steaming dog shit!
    Also I doubt it bodes well for either dunaway or Beatty that they were unable to read the single word moonlight from the winners card!! Imagine trying to direct these two duds?? Beatty looked like he was going to cry when the card was snatched from his hand, mind you maybe he was acting?

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