Danny Dyer (3)

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Danny Dyer is a cunt (or is it ‘cant’?)… ‘Exhaustion’ from ‘working’ on a substandard TV soap?… Yer avin a fackin larf, incha?!…. I’m sure nurses, firemen, teachers, factory workers etc feel his pain…. Laughed when some knob at the BBC called the NeverEnders lot a ‘team’ and that Dyer was their ‘Lionel Messi’…. If he is the Messi of TV actiing, then that gigantic wanker Kanye West is the Johan Cruyff of music….

Nominated by Norman

48 thoughts on “Danny Dyer (3)”

  1. Another BBC cover up. They are good at that….ask anyone who ever appeared on “Jim’ll Fix It” or in the TOTP audience. Danny isn’t “exhausted” at all. The truth is he’s been turning up pissed and they have suspended him. It happens all the time. I like Danny, his hard cockney geezer is a stereotype he was saddled with after “Fooball Factory” and you can see he is playing up to it, tongue in cheek and basically taking the piss. Oh, and he can act….see “The Trench” and “Outlaw” for example. Sorry, can’t go along with this one. You’re the fakin cant not Danny me old china.

    • Thanks for the tip, will download “the trench” and watch it tonight, though it sounds a bit low on laughs.

      • ‘Exhaustion’ is normally a euphemism for hammering the coke a bit too much.

  2. I couldn’t stomach more than 30 cunting seconds of that miserable, depressing dirge that the BBCunts call entertainment. Has any cunt ever smiled or laughed in Eastbenders. Seems to me they live in constant crises, talking in hushed tones while pinching the bridge of their noses. Then fly off in some hysterical rage. Cants👊👊

    • There have been a couple who smiled. But they died horribly soon after. Pete Beale smiled once, and two weeks later he was eaten by rabid squirrels.

  3. Apparently the BBC is planning a new flagship prime time soap, it’s called slum dog Cunts, set in the east end of somewhere we follow a bunch of miserable complaining non smiling Cunts who never get anywhere and spend all their time arguing with each other over absolutely nothing ,occasionally somebody experiences a fleeting moment of happiness or success but is soon dragged back into the abyss of utter hopelessness and despair… I reckon the BBC have another hit of their hands…. Cunts

  4. What part of the East End is this wank show set in? The East End has not looked like that since the early 1970’s. Well, with that many white people anyway; the Vic would be a mosque now talk about peddling bollocks Dr fucking Who is more realistic. Utter shite. Tired = pissed, coked up, or some other nefarious action.

  5. MAJOR MOANING!!!
    I happened to stumble upon what I initially thought was a spitting image re run, there was the original grey man major talking utter bollocks!, unfortunately I was wrong this was the real thing major was making a serious intervention on Brexit! “An historical mistake” claimed major?, well that’s pretty rich coming from one of post wars most useless prime ministers , so utterly incompetent that his leadership lead to 13 years of Blair and co, let’s not forget this is the muppet who signed the UK into the disastrous exchange rate mechanism!! , he called the referendum result and everything since then “the tyranny of the majority ” is that the new word for democracy??amazing stuff!! , this was major at his worst droning on and on and on about the inherent dangers of everything Brexit, as with the other remoaners major displays a complete lack of self awareness and as one paper reported he represents the tyranny of the minority ….

    • I refuse to respect the judgement of any man who would go “in up to the conkers” in Edwina Currie.

      Eeuurrrgghhh!!

      • Ebwina Curry may not be attractive, but i bet she loves a rooting.
        I bet she fucked him so hard that, that’s why he’s a dithering old cunt.

      • I bet she fucking hammered reverse cowboy while he droned on about EU treaties.

        Back to Basics John?, maybe he did her up the shitter?

  6. While we are slagging off the BBC (and why not?) I would like to nominate one Ian Hislop for his recent conversion to cuntishness. I used to like this bloke and I particularly admired his 2 series on the Great War and Victorian philanthropists. However I can’t watch HIGNFY any more because of his constant pro-EU sniping, usually aided by the guest presenter or some no mark politician on the panel. I’ve stopped buying Private Eye for the same reason. Sorry Ian you used to be good but now you are just another BBC funded remoaning cunt and you can fuck right off. How the mighty have fallen. Shame.

    • I believe Private Eye has also plagiarised Dio’s blog in the past. They’ve also started spouting the same anti-Leveson misinformation as the Mail and the Sun (Private Eye, that is, not Dio’s blog).

      • I started getting The Sun a couple of months ago, and i’ve been noticing loads of content that I’ve already read on ISAC, practically word for word.

        Kelvin McKenzie and Rod Liddle, ye’s have been rumbled.

    • Hislop is and always has been a smug self satisfied mirth free luvvie lefty cunt. He fancies himself as being possesed of a rapier sharp wit but is actually just an anoying pedantic little tit. Just like islam, the “golden age” of Hislop is a myth and that rag he produces is equally vapid. He has been sucking on the tit of the BB fucking C for far too long and is the exemplar of every nauseating infant who will no doubt gripe and moan with barbed little snipes until they get their own way and Brexit is overturned.

      I hope this clarifies the issue.

      • Hislop suffers from the same myopia as all the luvvie remoaners. Never looks outside the M25. They have no fucking idea how most people live or think.

  7. I’ll take Danny’s side on this.

    I know acting isn’t the toughest job, and i know they get well paid, but i can understand it becoming exhausting when yer on twelve hour shifts and on yer day of from EastEnders, yer not allowed to be more than two hours away from filming.
    Add that to a sleb lifestyle, and i bet that would knacker most of us out.

    As for being the Messi of Albert Square, he is.
    Who in that shitehole is a bigger name than him ?
    He said that Ian Beale and Phil Mitchell only had one audition their whole career and he’s not far wrong.
    He’s being making filums for years while his fellow cast have been hiding in a soap.

    As an actor, Dyer gets put down for playing the Cockney all the time, well, i bet the Cumberbatch couldn’t play a barman in the Queen Vic.
    If Dyer is to get put down for playing Cockneys, then how come all the posh British actors get lauded for playing posh Brits ?
    I’d rather he played cockneys than trying to be American like Gerald Butler.
    Gerald Butler is a cunt.

    • Agree about Cuntberbatch, but ask Dyer to do anything other than a cockney and he’d be fucked… Just like Ray Winstone… He (Winstone) is lauded as this great actor, but every part he fucking plays is a cockernee… He even did Henry VIIII as a ‘geezer’ who knocked his mrs about… Winstone would do Jesus Christ as a gorblimey geezer… As for Dyer, her goes on about others in NeverEnders only ever doing one audition… But that just stinks of arrogance on his part… I know NeverEnders is shite, but Dyer talks like he is fucking Lord Olivier and John Hurt rolled into one… As cockney hard men go, he’s not much better than Phil Mitchell or Ross (or even Martin) Kemp when he was in it… Dyer also sounds like he’s implying that ‘soap actors’ are lower than him and don’t work as hard, but he still happy to get money doing what they do (except the cunt cries off with exhaustion)… Sound like a birrava cant, gav’nar….

      • The good news in all of this is we won’t have to watch the neverenders anymore, and he’s currently trying to save his marriage so he was probably in a affair of some sort

      • I watched a version of Ben Hur last week and it had Ray Winston in it.
        Yep, he had a gravelly Cockney accent.

        Did ye read Dyer’s daughters messages that she sent to the “sssllaaaagg” that her dad was sending photos of his cock to ?

        “You dirty skank selling a story !
        What you think you are some sort of a fucking cool person trying to make yourself famous for 5 minutes ? As if you ever thought my dad would go for someone like you with the fake messages.
        I love bieber but to sell a story wow love dirty skank you will have what’s coming for you don’t worry about that. Karma is a bitch you vile ugly disgusting human being. If i see you I’ll hurt ya.

        Slag slag slag that’s what you were made to be now bend over you dirty whore.”

        That cheered me right up when i read that.
        I bet Wetpatch’s future daughter couldn’t muster sa-ink like that up.

        Dyer has played other types of roles.
        He once played a gay guy in a filum set in a fifties military prison.
        And that filum with Gillian Anderson was brilliant.

        ————————

        Why was Rooney celebrating the cup win in flip-flops ?

      • Ye can take the boy out of Liverpool….

        Brilliant photo, TitSlapper.
        I may be poorer than the cunt, but i have more style. 🙂

        How come a lot of these wags try their hardest to look their best, yet let their other halves dress like cunts ?

        Nearly March, just over a month till my flip-flops come out.

      • Yeah, I remember him in Straightheads… But by doing the NeverEnders part and playing up to that image, Dyer’s becoming a caricature… Like cockernee ‘geezer’ Winstone or a professional Scouser like John Bishop…..
        If he’s got any sense, he’ll leave that Walford shithole…

        And Dyer’s daughter is a cunt… Like Dirty Den before him, her dad only has himself to blame if he gets his knob out on camera…

      • I think the existence of karma was never more evident than in the days that followed the Japan tsunami….where fish were eating raw Japanese…

    • Funny thing birdman I came home the other night and my missus was watching Olympus has fallen, I walked in saw butler doing his American/ Scottish accent and said ” how can you watch Gerald butler?? He is such a complete cunt” and went off upstairs…..

      • He was all right in 300 where he didn’t attempt to hide his Scots accent at all, a bit like Conery in the hunt for red october.

      • When Connery did highlander they had speech coach to try and make him sound Spanish , he played Juan Sanchez villa-lobos chief metalogist to the king of Spain or as Connery said won Sanchez vilaaash lobos hoots Ma boots king of ssssssssspain!!!

      • I would rather have Dyer as the Doctor than any PC ‘black for the sake of it’ or doughnut punching box ticking puppet, or some (any) woman….

  9. We know Danny Dyer (codename:- straight to DVD) is never gonna make an appearance at the RSC but his over the top chirpy cockney cunt routine needs diluting.
    His best stab was Human Traffic, and Straightheads with Gillian Anderson was OK, although that had nothing to do with Dyer, just Anderson’s ability to resemble filth.

    Dyer made Run for your wife, apparently so bad it was pulled by the distributor after the first weekend. It must be shit because Neil Morrissey is in it FFS.

    Dyer looks a cunt with that bum fluff but obviously needs it or the cunt looks about twelve.

    Clearly open to typecasting but learning English could open more doors for the cunt, also needs to be told that not every woman is called treacle…sorry tweacle.
    Jog on you mug cunt…

    • Gillian Anderson is stunningly slutty in Straightheads.

      I never knew the name of the filum coz i get the Spanish title for it.
      For example, Die Hard is called La Jungla Cristal.
      That translates to Glass Jungle, coz the first one was set in a glass skyscraper.
      After that, they are called La Jungla Cristal 2,3,4, and 5, even though the skyscraper wasn’t recast for the next four filums.

  10. No fan of Dyer, a professional cockney cant, but as someone said earlier there are plenty of professional posh cunts about. He doesn’t so much play a character as just plays himself in different situations, but then again so does Jeremy Irons and no one seems to notice.

    I have a bit of empathy for the cunt though. Having to get up and go to work on the most depressing show in the history of TV every day, when you know you have enough dosh packed away to just say “fuck it” must be a tough one. He is probably under contract and maybe throwing a sicky is the first step in getting out of it.

    • You mean professional cockhead Ray winston? Every Ray Winston character hes ever played

      “you ‘orrible cunt, I’ll knock your ead in” or

      ” you aving a laugh mate? you’ll get the last one on me, you will” I don’t think he has ever not played a cockney character

      • The Departed.

        He tries a Boston accent in that, and fails miserably.
        Ye can still hear the cockney twang.

        Excellent, Excellent filum, especially the ending.

        Talking of The Departed, does anybody find Vera Farmiga attractive ?
        Sometimes i think she’s stunning and then sometimes I’m not so sure.

      • Vera Farmiga has a well fit arse in “Up in the air” but it might have been a body double. Not really worth seeing otherwise.

      • Up In The Air was on the other week.
        I gave it ten minutes and turned over.
        Ten minutes of George Clooney looking up, looking down, then look at the other person, then look up, look down, look up, look down, look up then look at the other person and then talk.
        Repeat the whole filum, and then the do the same in every other filum.

        Monuments Men was on at the weekend.
        What a rip off of ever war movie ever made.
        I think it was made just so Clooney could dress up as a fifties actor.

  11. Not so sure Eastbenders is the most miserable. I haven’t seen it. The wife watches Corrie. So I go on the computer in the next room, either on ISAC or wanking, sometimes both at the same time. Anyway, all I hear through the wall is fucking northern fishwives screaming at each other. Surely Eastbenders cant be worse?
    And Danny Dyer has got to be preferable to Ken fucking Barlow.

    • Ken fucking Barlow? That bloke has been in Corrie since he was 18 and he must be 80 odd now. He’s made a very good living out of being shit. Anyone remember when Mike Baldwin was knobbing his Mrs and he had to be heartbroken, angry and aggressive? Fuck me I’ve seen trestle tables less wooden than him. Lucky cunt.

  12. How exhausted can any actor be on Deadenders ? The miserable fucks only have about three lines to pass around between them, ‘what’s going on?’ ‘you just don’t get it’ & ‘ we’re gonna be a faaaamley’ . If The Donald wants to bring back torture for terrorist rag heads he can just show re-runs of these doom laden cunts and save on the waterboarding and thumb screws.

  13. Dyer is a cunt. No doubt. He was a complete cunt in the series he did on football mobs. Backed up by a camera crew etc he went into death defying situations acting the big un. Dis he fuck ! Swaggering about like he had a stone in his shoe. If he ever got into a proper scrap he would shit himself.
    Cunt.

  14. You didn’t take that seriously did you? That was all tongue in cheek and taking the piss. He was just fakin abaat bruv. He had a right fakin touch there geezer.

  15. I’d love to see the Cockney “hard man” start his shit in some of the bars in Newcastle. I wouldn’t fancy his chances against some of the lasses,never mind the lads.

    Soft,Southern Wanker.

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